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#298675 - 02/04/08 11:54 PM Ugliest person in porn
lame or cool Offline
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Registered: 09/21/07
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Whos Uglier Alexandria Notstar or Ron Jeremy?

I think Alexandria because at least the bitches will sleep with Ron.

UGLY

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#298676 - 02/05/08 12:00 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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jus sayin, good luck

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#298677 - 02/05/08 12:00 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Monstar Offline
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what a little pussy. awww, is this because i won't return your PM's? need some attention from papa?

enjoy your vaca, bottom boi.

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#298678 - 02/05/08 12:37 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
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On the contrary, I think Monstar is perhaps the best looking person in porn!

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#298679 - 02/05/08 12:46 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Fucking gay ass thread from the latest XPT "ATM" (Automatic Turd Machine) poster, FLame or TooL "guy" ....


WHat was his PM about m'star? He want u to hook him up with some of Courtstar's Undie roos and she (or u) politely said no? Fucking Lou Zer
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#298680 - 02/05/08 12:51 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
ben Offline
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On the contrary, I think Monstar is perhaps the best looking person in porn!




I mean... Monstar is the best looking MAN!









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#298681 - 02/05/08 12:15 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

enjoy your vaca, bottom boi.





Don't tell me you banned him for this! That would be a BonoOne move ...

I have no love for lame/cool's act, but ....
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#298682 - 02/05/08 12:30 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
freestylah Offline
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I liked the lame/cool thing, actually. With one condition: he should only post one of those two words. When I saw his post with the picture, my regard vanished.

Bye, bye!
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#298683 - 02/05/08 01:50 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Bornyo Offline
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Lame or Cool guy was funny as hell. Free him! Without Lame or Cool guy I'll have no idea what to like or dislike.

Jesus we have enough miscreant single issue posters running around here that one more who can incite some emotion won't hurt anything.

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#298684 - 02/05/08 02:06 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Lame or Cool guy was funny as hell. Free him! Without Lame or Cool guy I'll have no idea what to like or dislike.

Jesus we have enough miscreant single issue posters running around here that one more who can incite some emotion won't hurt anything.




I guess Mon* can't take a jab.


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#298685 - 02/05/08 02:33 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
jamesn Offline
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i was just starting to get into lame/cool guy, i feel he is an important american hero and cindi loftus should step in and interview him.
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#298686 - 02/05/08 03:10 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Monstar Offline
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I guess Mon* can't take a jab.







fuck you and your slim fast fat man, i survived on this board since you were still a size 32 taking hits from all kinda low life bottom feeding fucks who think they can roll in here like this is the joint and try to get some juice out of taking someone out.

unfortunately that someone is me because I have no bones about who the fuck i am. and every time I went up against these little incognito bitches, i've handed them their unheterosexual little asses.

I can take a jab, i can take some punk ass cunt opening their fucking mouth to me, i can take someone saying 'you're fat, ugly, gay,' or whatever shit they throw at me. Damn nigga I went to high school in eyeliner you think some bitch on the net is going to rattle my cage with four fucking letters?

what I can not stand is that fucking little red envelope that's always flashing when I get on XPT. and it's yet another PM from our friendly neighborhood monosyllabic retard. geezus fucking christ if he wants to suck my dick so bad, just come right out and say it, but that red evelope is a pain in my ass.

so fuck him, fuck his lame mother, his lame offsping, any man he's ever loved and every animal he's killed while his dick was inside it.

if there is a god above i hope someone runs over his kids. that would make my birthday a happy one.

...and no this is no meltdown, i'm sitting here enjoying an eggo waffle.

EDIT to add: Nothing personal fat man, but don't questioning my shit like that, brother
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#298687 - 02/05/08 03:32 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
freestylah Offline
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Seems that 'The Ban' stays a topic of discussion. And that's the way it should be, I think.

I agree with Monstar that PM-terror is not to be tolerated. On the other hand, did you check with the other mods before cutting Lame's throat?

Isn't there a possibility to block certain users from PM-ing you?

Just curious.
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#298688 - 02/05/08 03:39 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
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Quote:

what I can not stand is that fucking little red envelope that's always flashing when I get on XPT.




Just in time for the Chinese New Year!



GUNG HAY FAT CHOY

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#298689 - 02/05/08 10:21 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Why is tonto so angry ?
i missed alot of back story here. dammit )=
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#298690 - 02/05/08 10:39 PM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
This could have been an AMAZING thread if it wasn't some stupid insult to one specific person.
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#298691 - 02/06/08 03:49 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
monstar, i am hoping that its blueberry, because plain eggo waffles have NOTHING on blueberry. and do you use the eggo syrup? its the best!
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#298692 - 02/06/08 05:39 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Mon, did you ever eat those Eggo waffles I got you? What flavor was that again?
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#298693 - 02/06/08 07:14 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Goddammit. Now I am hungry.
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#298694 - 02/06/08 08:32 AM Krammer Vs. Krammer
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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This is the dumbest shit: the other night after another strenuous day of harlot wrangling I was going through some old dvds and ran across "krammer vs. krammer". so I threw it on....

In the movie there is a pivotal scene where dustin hoffman makes French toast for his kid.

i must had nodded off and it entered my head subconsciously because I woke up dying for french taost, but it was like 4am. the only thing open was vons, and since i can not cook, i bought eggos.

I don't know what the fuck i was watching last night because I woke up today wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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#298695 - 02/06/08 08:36 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
The Cynical Villain Offline
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Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
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now I want a waffle. leggo my eggo!
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#298696 - 02/06/08 08:42 AM Re: Ugliest person in porn
Domina Blue Offline
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Registered: 01/22/06
Posts: 41
Loc: Inmyhouse, CA





fuck you and your slim fast fat man, i survived on this board since you were still a size 32 taking hits from all kinda low life bottom feeding fucks who think they can roll in here like this is the joint and try to get some juice out of taking someone out.

unfortunately that someone is me because I have no bones about who the fuck i am. and every time I went up against these little incognito bitches, i've handed them their unheterosexual little asses.

I can take a jab, i can take some punk ass cunt opening their fucking mouth to me, i can take someone saying 'you're fat, ugly, gay,' or whatever shit they throw at me. Damn nigga I went to high school in eyeliner you think some bitch on the net is going to rattle my cage with four fucking letters?

what I can not stand is that fucking little red envelope that's always flashing when I get on XPT. and it's yet another PM from our friendly neighborhood monosyllabic retard. geezus fucking christ if he wants to suck my dick so bad, just come right out and say it, but that red evelope is a pain in my ass.

so fuck him, fuck his lame mother, his lame offsping, any man he's ever loved and every animal he's killed while his dick was inside it.

if there is a god above i hope someone runs over his kids. that would make my birthday a happy one.

...and no this is no meltdown, i'm sitting here enjoying an eggo waffle.







Damn!


Monstar you're a verbal axe murderer!
I say let go the eggo if it makes you this angry.
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#298697 - 02/06/08 08:45 AM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Monstar Offline
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Quote:

monstar, i am hoping that its blueberry, because plain eggo waffles have NOTHING on blueberry. and do you use the eggo syrup? its the best!




right now i'm using mrs. butterworth. I happened to be in Long's when i needed syrup and that was the only brand they had, and i like the thought of holding a woman while pouring my syrup.

and the eggos I have are 'homestyle.' what's funny is I almost picked up the blueberry....

Quote:

Mon, did you ever eat those Eggo waffles I got you? What flavor was that again?




Of course I ate them fuckers! LOL! thank you BTW! It was French Vanilla which I have never seen anywhere, but damn if they weren't tasty....

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#298698 - 02/06/08 09:57 AM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:


I don't know what the fuck i was watching last night because I woke up today wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.




this?
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#298699 - 02/06/08 10:50 AM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
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Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 26
Quote:

Quote:


I don't know what the fuck i was watching last night because I woke up today wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.




this?





When did Jimmy kimble put all that weight on?
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#298700 - 02/06/08 12:44 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
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Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


I don't know what the fuck i was watching last night because I woke up today wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.




this?






i think this was going to be chinko wang's christmas card for 2007.
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#298701 - 02/06/08 12:46 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Quote:

Quote:

monstar, i am hoping that its blueberry, because plain eggo waffles have NOTHING on blueberry. and do you use the eggo syrup? its the best!




right now i'm using mrs. butterworth. I happened to be in Long's when i needed syrup and that was the only brand they had, and i like the thought of holding a woman while pouring my syrup.

and the eggos I have are 'homestyle.' what's funny is I almost picked up the blueberry....

Quote:

Mon, did you ever eat those Eggo waffles I got you? What flavor was that again?




Of course I ate them fuckers! LOL! thank you BTW! It was French Vanilla which I have never seen anywhere, but damn if they weren't tasty....





I miss eating waffles. I used to eat them all the time in college and now I can't stomach them. I cant even force myself to. Pancakes on the other hand, have never, ever; gotten sick of eating. Bring on the maple syrup.
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#298702 - 02/06/08 02:16 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
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Quote:

Quote:

monstar, i am hoping that its blueberry, because plain eggo waffles have NOTHING on blueberry. and do you use the eggo syrup? its the best!




right now i'm using mrs. butterworth. I happened to be in Long's when i needed syrup and that was the only brand they had, and i like the thought of holding a woman while pouring my syrup.

and the eggos I have are 'homestyle.' what's funny is I almost picked up the blueberry....

Quote:

Mon, did you ever eat those Eggo waffles I got you? What flavor was that again?




Of course I ate them fuckers! LOL! thank you BTW! It was French Vanilla which I have never seen anywhere, but damn if they weren't tasty....




French Vanilla are the bestest of the best.

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#298703 - 02/06/08 08:10 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
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This guy must get tons of calls for his work....




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#298704 - 02/06/08 08:12 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
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pic 2-



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#298705 - 02/07/08 02:27 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That guy looks like he eats a lot of waffles.
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#298706 - 02/07/08 03:08 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Eggos' are awful. Awful.
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#298707 - 02/07/08 03:12 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Eggos' are awful. Awful.




Are eggo's in some way or form related to preggo's?

Just curious.
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#298708 - 02/07/08 04:02 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Eggos' are awful. Awful.


no way! i buy them in bulk, sixty at a time. and aunt jemima syrup in bottles so big it looks like fucking oprah winfrey.
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#298709 - 02/07/08 04:15 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I think sex acts involving your tongue have eroded your taste buds [no shame in that by the way]. If that was all I had in my fridge, I still wouldn't eat them.

Awful. Awful. Awful.
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#298710 - 02/07/08 05:28 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

Eggos' are awful. Awful.




Are eggo's in some way or form related to preggo's?

Just curious.




Preggo is the fertilised form of eggo.

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#298711 - 02/07/08 06:03 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Preggo is the fertilised form of eggo.




That was awesome
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#298712 - 03/20/08 06:57 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
cool

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#298713 - 03/20/08 08:03 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

That guy looks like he eats a lot of waffles.


LOL yeah the vanilla kind

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#298714 - 03/20/08 11:01 PM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
what an odd thread, i miss burg
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#298715 - 08/13/09 05:51 AM Re: Krammer Vs. Krammer
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
where is lame or cool guy?

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#298716 - 08/13/09 06:46 AM Where is Lame or Cool Guy?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Fuck yeah!! I was just wondering that myself. You must be some sort of mind reader.








I think XPT is ready for round 2.


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#298717 - 08/13/09 12:50 PM Re: Where is Lame or Cool Guy?
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...


I like how in this thread from back a few years ago Mostar tells people the reason that he banned the lame or cool guy was because of E mails. What bullshit. The Thing that got him was his view of himself as the bad ass cool as shit Indian Negro Shaft Monster iggar and the reality of what was said about him. He is an odd looking guy even for and Indian. You know that if he wasn't raised on some tribal reservation he had to have had huge self image problems in high school. 90 percent of kids do. His high school experience is probably the why how and what to him developing that image of himself to compensate.

Thanks for bumping this thread because it shows what a huge D bagg this iggar really is.

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#298718 - 08/14/09 07:50 PM Re: Where is Lame or Cool Guy?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Im not sure that is a honest representation of who monstar is , im sure this clown just caught him at a bad moment in his life, monkey.
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