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#297768 - 01/31/08 08:20 PM The Original Cytherea interview
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Our girl Holly posted the following link for a recent Cytherea interview:

Update on Cytherea.


Somehow I was able to come up the original draft. Here goes:




First off for those who don’t know you are, who are you and please describe yourself?
My name is Cytherea and I‘m an ethnic mutt from Salt Lake City, Utah. I'm a drug addict, whore and mother of a child who will be powerfully and negatively impacted by all of my bad choices.


How did you first get into the adult industry?
While trying to find a guy to trade drugs for sex, I got a email from a modeling agency offering cash instead. So I thought, "Sure! Why not!" since I heard from my mom that you might be able to trade cash for drugs, too. I love drugs and having sex with strange men is the easiet way to get them - even if it means having to trade sex for cash first.


When did you lose your virginity?
When I was 16 to my boyfriend at the time. Now I'm back to calling him Daddy.


Does your family know your in porn and do they support your decision?
Yes they do, I get support though only from my mom. Daddy can't understand why he now needs to pay me for sex like any other guy. Sorry, Dad. My husband insists!!


You seem to have intense orgasms when you squirt, your body contorts and you kind of shake. Is there a reason for that?
It's really hard to force myself to pee. The drugs leave me a bit dehydrated.


You have had problems with drugs in the past, how did you overcome it?
They're so expensive!! Once I ran out of cash and no one would fuck me at any price, I made a decision to stop doing drugs cold turkey. I mean what other choice did I have?


Do you have plans to reenter the adult industry?
I know I want to eventually get back into it. I have no other talent and my husband isn't going to get off the couch and pay the bills. Hell, the Randall's had to save my ass at the end of my pregnancy. But, he's so supportive! He doesn't care who I fuck as long as at the end of the day I come back to him cash in hand!!


Can you share a funny, silly or embarrassing story that happened to you?
I was high off my ass barely holding onto the pole while stripping at some dive club - one of the few that would have me during my tailspin - I had to blow the owner between sets. I looked like shit, smelled pretty bad and was making a complete fool of myself. Some guy leans over and offers me some drugs after my set. I jump off the stage, grab his whole stash and snort it up before he or anyone else could stop me. What a mistake! Turns out it was 80% baby laxative. Long story short: Brown squirt, baby!!! Man did that stage need a steam cleaning later, I'll tell you!!!


Through all your trials and tribulations who has been there for you? Who would you like to thank?
Anyone who gave me cash and didn't make me swallow their foul viscous goo. Anyone who during my trying pregnancy was kind enough to wear a condom and not spray their load on my unborn child. Anyone who suspends belief enough to "know" squirt isn't pee. My mom's new boyfriend for not hitting on me like all the others have ... at least not yet. The three fans I have left … Bono One, AC Cream and Sportswami. Sportswami thinks I have nice long legs. He isn't just saying that. He means it.


Do you have any new projects in the works or in the near future?
I have a blow-bang planned for the Denny's parking lot at West North Temple for 11pm every Wednesday. Look for the blue van with the line of Mormon elders in trenchcoats. It's cash only, first-come/first-served. Sorry, Inter-racial and Canadians are extra. If you expect me to squirt, you better bring me a Big Gulp to drink first. I need my hydration.


Is there anything you would like to promote now?
Yes I am doing custom sex acts for anyone that wants them and can come up with the cash. If they would like to see me squirt in my own mouth, hide a ferret in my ass, shave my eyebrows, rub shit on my tits, have my husband suck other man's rancid cum out of my pussy or any other requests please contact me on MySpace and I will make it happen or my loving husband will beat the shit out of me. Please help me. Please.
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#297769 - 01/31/08 09:38 PM Re: The Original Cytherea interview
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Nicely done Fatman!
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#297770 - 01/31/08 09:44 PM Re: The Original Cytherea interview
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Holly's going to be mad at you... But I love it.

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#297771 - 02/01/08 04:17 AM Re: The Original Cytherea interview
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Very, very nice!
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#297772 - 02/01/08 08:55 AM Re: The Original Cytherea interview
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

I'm a drug addict, whore and mother of a child who will be powerfully and negatively impacted by all of my bad choices.




That's a beauty, SimpSock would appreciate that.

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#297773 - 02/06/08 08:45 AM Re: The Original Cytherea interview
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Wonderful post Fatty, Monkey would be proud. I especially like this.

Quote:





When did you lose your virginity?
When I was 16 to my boyfriend at the time. Now I'm back to calling him Daddy.








Well done.
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