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#297480 - 01/30/08 12:53 PM
XPT Nominated for "Community of the Year"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Folks this is funny. I wasn't aware these awards were upcoming until I read Steph's post at ADT.I clicked over to the XBIZ Award Page and see that XPT is nominated too. Then, I learned that Holly Randall will be one of the awards presenters this year. Could this mark the return of the cardboard swords and tinfoil hats as XPT and ADT square off? This has Simpsons v Flanders written all over it.
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#297481 - 01/30/08 01:36 PM
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Could this mark the return of the cardboard swords and tinfoil hats as XPT and ADT square off? This has Simpsons v Flanders written all over it.
No Prisoners.
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#297482 - 01/30/08 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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There should be a banner right under "Relax, it's not your daughter" that says something like:
"Welcome to our Award Nomination Receiving Community"
Where are Simp, Smelly Monkey, Smiling Arab and jamesn in this, our finest hour? Maybe they'll come back for a limited time if XPT wins- like a reunion tour.
*****SPLASH*******
Celebrate with XBIZ's Award Nominated Community XPT!
This is porn- no promotion is too shameless.
Monstar are you on this?
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#297484 - 01/30/08 02:01 PM
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No Prisoners.
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!
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#297485 - 01/30/08 02:24 PM
Re: XPT Nominated for "Community of the Year"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar are you on this?
Hey Jeff, can I accept if XPT wins? or maybe Eva...? LOL come on, crazy knows crazy!
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Then, I learned that Holly Randall will be one of the awards presenters this year.
I was actually asked to present an award but no one wants to see my injun ass on stage.
All The Star Factory girls that are in L.A. at the time will be presenting through out the night though....
Eva, Courtney, Memphis & Stormy are up for Performer of the Year
EDIT to add: Too bad Stormy is not in town, it would be natural to have an XPT poster accept. Any acceptance speech should start with "Why? Why? Why?"
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#297486 - 01/30/08 02:30 PM
Re: XPT Nominated for "Community of the Year"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That's pretty awesome that they would have a Community of the Year category. No one has had that category before. I've been into online communities since 96. They really mean a lot to me, but now they're an asset to commerce as they've become an extension of the blogosphere and media- especially adult media where it's a small world.
Congrats to Holly as well.
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#297487 - 01/30/08 02:54 PM
Re: XPT Nominated for "Community of the Year"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I was sooo excited to learn this. I'd love to present this award, but I have no idea what category they are having me present for. Plus if XPT lost I would be unwilling to hand the award over to whoever the winner was. That would be kinda funny actually, if I refused to let go of the trophy and a wrestling match ensued on stage.
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#297490 - 01/30/08 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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but I have no idea what category they are having me present for.
dusty is the one i have been in contact with about my girls presenting... 
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#297491 - 01/30/08 03:03 PM
Re: XPT Nominated for "Community of the Year"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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EDIT to add: Too bad Stormy is not in town, it would be natural to have an XPT poster accept. Any acceptance speech should start with "Why? Why? Why?"
Yes!- a three paragraph speech each starting with a single WHY? Whoever accepted would have to be wearing a simp t-shirt. The comedy well is bottomless.
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#297496 - 01/30/08 06:08 PM
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There should be a banner right under "Relax, it's not your daughter" that says something like:
"Welcome to our Award Nomination Receiving Community"
Where are Simp, Smelly Monkey, Smiling Arab and jamesn in this, our finest hour? Maybe they'll come back for a limited time if XPT wins- like a reunion tour.
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#297497 - 01/30/08 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I say that we send a relatively unknown whore in scanty native american dress who then refuses to accept the award until all whores are degraded ... in homage to Marlon Brando.
If however we choose to accept, whoever accepts it should make a point to call Steph an "ugly whore" just for giggles.
If we lose, I blame Guapo.
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#297498 - 01/30/08 07:28 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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If we could get every fucking alt-id to vote XPT would win hands down.
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#297499 - 01/30/08 07:36 PM
Re: XPT Nominated for "Community of the Year"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm not even sure how this thing works. I just assume there's a "dirty tricks squad" working overtime somewhere.
Holly will be found totally unaccountable.
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#297500 - 01/30/08 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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We're gonna win. We don't need no bloody shenanigans.
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#297501 - 01/30/08 08:13 PM
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We're gonna win. We don't need no bloody shenanigans.
If the fans are voting on it, then yes. If the industry is the jury, however, I think it will go to ADT in a landslide. We're simply too honest for the taste of most producers/directors. And their slavish fanboism is exactly what the studios want.
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#297502 - 01/30/08 08:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What is the criteria? I still don't know. Do we have anyone from XBiz as a member here or do we need to go search this out?
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#297503 - 01/30/08 08:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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If we have any competition at all, I'd say it'd be from gfy.com.
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#297504 - 01/30/08 08:30 PM
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What is the criteria? I still don't know. Do we have anyone from XBiz as a member here or do we need to go search this out?
On the Award Categories Page, it indicates that the category falls under the heading of "Industry Vote." The other headings are "XBIZ Selection" and "Org Selection." But it's still not clear what any of it means, or if the fans get a say in the matter. Clearly, Web Community of the Year would be something that should be voted on by, umm, the Web Community, no?
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#297505 - 01/30/08 08:37 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I wouldn't want this site to get too much publicity. Right now xpt is still like a good old neighbourhood bar. Sopranos' "Bada Bing!" meets "Moe's Tavern". But once the tourists start coming...
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#297506 - 01/30/08 08:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Don't assume all voters will be REGISTERED xpt users. We have a huge amount of lurkers and their vote will count.
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#297508 - 01/30/08 08:58 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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Even if we don't win we know that ADT fails. CONGRATS TO THE COMMUNITY!!! 
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#297509 - 01/30/08 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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A few facts about XPT vs. ADT and "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" Steph sand Drew:
1. Noone from XPT...no one... nominated this palce for an award. We didn't need a prodding from Steph the Cunt to get into the ring.
2. Nor did anyone bump such thread twice.
3. As of around 9:45 MST...ADT had 27 active users out of 81 total...33%
XPT had 12 active users out of 41 total...29.2%
4. ADT has 16,735 users since opening in 1999 (about 9 years), and about 60% of them have never posted on the website. Does anyone know about all the fake users Drew Black signs up just to make it look like the numbers are growing? He's the Andy Fastow of porn.
I assume Steph will take his hand off Drew's cock long enough to make a reply, look for it.
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#297511 - 01/30/08 11:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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this nom. is pretty awesome and funny at the same time.
sweatpants and VW logo bling is standard and required attire for all xpt participants
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#297513 - 01/30/08 11:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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When is the XPT Community going to mount a production of Our Town or You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown?
That would put some asses in the seats.
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#297515 - 01/31/08 10:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
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I was sooo excited to learn this. I'd love to present this award, but I have no idea what category they are having me present for.
Holly-
from the info email from Dusty, you're presenting Web Host of the Year with Flower Tucci.
And I'm with Gia in thinking that GFY.com will win the Community award. XBiz still has it's roots in the adult internet community, and GFY rules in that arena.
Bornyo-
Fans don't do the final voting for any of the XBiz awards. They submitted nomination suggestions.
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#297516 - 01/31/08 10:50 AM
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#297517 - 01/31/08 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#297518 - 01/31/08 11:52 AM
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#297519 - 01/31/08 12:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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That's Kennedy Winters/Abbey O'Toole:
Thanks Holly. 
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#297523 - 01/31/08 02:38 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i'm picturing the trophy as looking a little more, oh, i don't know, cum-bongish 
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#297525 - 01/31/08 04:58 PM
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The Island of Misfit Toys, from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, fatty.
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#297526 - 01/31/08 04:59 PM
Re: XPT Nominated for "Community of the Year"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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btw, who the fuck nominated us? The lurking idiots from ADT?
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