Hi! I’m Chii. I pronounce it “Shy” but I am anything but! I’m 19 and totally psyched about breaking my porn cherry tonight by sucking on Brandon’s big cock. My mom is 42 and much closer in age to the violator of my mouth. I like James Dean so much I had a tattoo on my arm that reads “Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” I still keep count of the number of boys I’ve slept with and it’s 26 after today. I like Marines and have fucked a lot of them. I have a tattoo on the back of my neck that reads “Semper Fi” (always faithful) in Spanish. That’s funny, right? I mean, you can rent my throat and pussy. You can, too. So can, you…and you in the back…and the guy next to you, etc. What the tattoo means to me, silly, is that I am always faithful to my family and friends. Brandon asked me at the end of the scene if he and I were now friends and I said “Yes!”

Don’t tell him, but I think he’s dreamy for an old dude…uh, older dude. He’s now the oldest guy I’ve been with. I guess he qualifies as a BFF (Best Friend Forever), right? Hmmmm, I wonder if he knows how to text. I could send him XOXO messages during class at the Orange County college I attend. (The O.C. is my favorite TV show BTW. It’s so real and all the people are so good looking, just like in porn.) Oh, who am I kidding! I mean, he’s so hot and hunky that my mom would probably try to steal him. I better not bring him home to meet her! But I’m sure if there was a mother-daughter cock sucking contest, I’d win! In no way am I sucking on strange men’s dicks to compensate for abandonment issues from my own father. I don’t care what Dr. Berger says in Abnormal Psych class.

I’m using the money I earn sucking cock to further my education in journalism at __________ college….which I name on camera. Please don’t stalk me, you internet perv! I only want to be naughty in front of 3 CCD cameras with guys I just met. I trust that the checks they write are good. They have honest faces.

So check out my first porn scene EVER at www.loadmymouth.com and yank your crank to me being a little whore. Yes, I swallow. Why waste it when you can taste it? TTYL. Chii

Hey boys, it’s me….Chii: http://hidebehind.com/7AB537
Flexing my guns! http://hidebehind.com/435DCA
My neck tattoo: http://hidebehind.com/0C065D
My boobs are delicious Hershey’s kisses for you to nibble on: http://hidebehind.com/964432
My panties are riding up my bum! http://hidebehind.com/279558
My size 8s. Wanna smell ‘em? http://hidebehind.com/E92A9A
Let me pull this cheek for you. http://hidebehind.com/7A7BC0
I want your nose on my asshole, you degenerate porn-loving old man: http://hidebehind.com/432453
Shoot your big load here! http://hidebehind.com/CD6228
Ooooohhhh! A lollypop-cock. http://hidebehind.com/960ABB
I’m going to tickle your nuts with my tongue. http://hidebehind.com/E8F123
Does this count as “extra credit” in my journalism classes? http://hidebehind.com/B199B6
I want to be an entertainment reporter but it seems like I’m the one doing the entertaining. And don’t you dare entitle this pic “Meat head.” That’s mean! http://hidebehind.com/B20CA4

(In no way was the above testimonial written by Brandon himself in the voice of the teenager. I — I mean, SHE — had a great time.)

cute face but dumb fucking whore. the first letter in the first sentence is capitalized, while the first letter of the second sentence is not. not to mention, my second grader has better cursive skills than that. all the thousands and thousands of fonts and that's the best they could do? and pronouncing "chii" as "shy"? good god.

It might just be a comma.

It wouldn't be hard to change those dice into a JM Logo.

This girl looks good enough to check and bag my groceries.

I didn't know Kristy McNichol had a daughter. Perhaps Kristy can teach her the proper way to eat pussy.

wait a minute, I thought these were BJ movies? but the paragraph makes it seem like he fucked her doesn't it? Brandon, doesnt' doing BJ scenes just frustrate the hell out of you that you aren't fucking her?

Nothing like drawing attention to your flabby, second grade teacher arms with shitty ink.

brandon, you don't think i started that blog to talk about my "exploits" do you? and i would have given my front teeth to be able to take the picture you got to take while accepting your AVN award on stage. that was brilliant stuff.

Christian, what you don't know is that I do all my casting after reading your blog. I sometimes get sidetracked, granted, but I am slowly working my way up to the league of girls including Alexis Texas and Penny Flame. It pains me that you get paid to work with these women. It really does. One solution is that I take any jobs you get working with Shyla Stylz and you take my first-timers trying on their porno training wheels.

Whores are teh stoopid.

brandon, you and I both know that first timers are the worst. only about 10 percent of them know how to suck a cock and you end explaining how to perform in a scene for them the entire time. no thanks. lol.

Can I at least get your next Alexis Texas face sitting gig? That's not much to ask...

stupid cunt, semper fi is latin not spanish.

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and pronouncing "chii" as "shy"? good god.

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We're suppose to pronounce Pluto's moon "Charon" as "Sharon". Maybe she's a space enthusiast or just a space cadet.