Once again I must pay homage to my talented peers for finding new ways to make make $$$ and encourage more false hope amongst the fanboys who aspire to "whack like Jack"......

Breaking Into Porn w/ Jack Lawrence

He's got quotes from Derek Hay, Tommy Gunn even the Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy! A 9 hour dvd of Jack Lawrence with his mouth open and his pants on.... I only wish I'd thought of this one the last time I was dropping the browns off at the Superbowl.......dammit.

I think that DanG "broke" that here. <clicky>

Jack Lawrence is the Dave Pounder of our generation.

All I want to know is how to drop huge monster loads like Peter North - but no one will ever release the secret. Surely, even if it is just a terrible biological defect in his balls that is gonna kill him in another year or so, there would still be some way to temporarily induce the condition - say just for a single Saturday night date with a girl you really need to impress or horrify.

http://www.amazon.com/Penetrating-Insights-Peter-North/dp/1885591225

ha

There's some product being advertised on XM Radio now claiming its use will "Enhance your Ropes". I about ran off the road because until that moment I never heard ejaculate called "ropes".