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#296010 - 01/20/08 04:05 PM Random WTF
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	for the last couple of weeks, someone has been poisoning my new-ish trees on my tree lawn by dumping rock salt around the trunks. last night, this escalated to pouring saltwater on the trees and the soil. no other houses in my neighborhood, just mine. what the fuck? if that motherfucker touches my lilacs, there will be blood. we filed a police report today. stupid, i guess. but annoying. that's all. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#296011 - 01/20/08 04:10 PM Re: Random WTF
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Come on Gigi you have to have some idea of who it is. Is your husband fucking someones wife on the block, or are you fucking someone elses husband? There has to be some reason.
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#296012 - 01/20/08 04:17 PM Re: Random WTF
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Possibly, an angry poster from gardenweb.com? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#296013 - 01/20/08 05:11 PM Re: Random WTF
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Possibly, an angry poster from gardenweb.com? They send me hate e-mails, but they are always with a "Green is Good, You are Not" message so I doubt they would kill her trees. They'd be more apt to uproot them and replant them in some weird annoying spot, like right in front of your picture window. Since you are in the middle of Ohio, it could be anyone...maybe disgruntled patient of your husband's who didnt get the painkillers they desperately wanted. Get a couple German Shepards to patrol your yard. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#296014 - 01/20/08 05:43 PM Re: Random WTF
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Quote: for the last couple of weeks, someone has been poisoning my new-ish trees on my tree lawn by dumping rock salt around the trunks. last night, this escalated to pouring saltwater on the trees and the soil. no other houses in my neighborhood, just mine. what the fuck? if that motherfucker touches my lilacs, there will be blood. we filed a police report today. stupid, i guess. but annoying. that's all. Does this work on palm trees? Fuckers have blocked a fantastic beach view for a couple of years now... _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#296015 - 01/20/08 08:10 PM Re: Random WTF
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Is your husband fucking someones wife on the block Wife? _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#296016 - 01/20/08 09:12 PM Re: Random WTF
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Did you piss Windsock off? _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#296017 - 01/21/08 09:26 AM Re: Random WTF
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	perhaps it's your Meth dealer, trying to get you back in line. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#296018 - 01/21/08 12:47 PM Re: Random WTF
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: perhaps it's your Meth dealer, trying to get you back in line. in which case, it wasn't rock salt after all . nah, the person i got it from lives two thousand miles away. i'll be checking the trees periodically, though, to see if they're masturbating themselves into oblivion. Edited by Gigi (01/21/08 12:52 PM) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#296019 - 01/24/08 08:56 AM Re: Random WTF
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Put up a camera and catch them in the act! _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#296020 - 01/24/08 09:59 AM Re: Random WTF
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	That's a good idea. Gigi, ask Jeremy if you can borrow his new camera. _________________________
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#296021 - 01/26/08 05:23 PM Re: Random WTF
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: perhaps it's your Meth dealer, trying to get you back in line. in which case, it wasn't rock salt after all . nah, the person i got it from lives two thousand miles away. i'll be checking the trees periodically, though, to see if they're masturbating themselves into oblivion. Meth makes you masturbate into oblivion?
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#296022 - 01/26/08 05:38 PM Re: Random WTF
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	duh _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#296023 - 01/27/08 06:33 AM Re: Random WTF
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Every spring we have to replace trees due to salt damage. In most cases it is because cars are travelling too fast in residential area and they splash the curb water up onto a perimeter of the lawn; killing grass and some trees it may come in contact with. Emerald cedars seem to be the most common victim of these drive-by's. If this doesn't help you, Gigi, just start a fullscale lawn war with the neighbour of your choice. It may not solve your tree problem, but it will keep you entertained during the writer's strike. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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