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#295806 - 01/18/08 07:50 PM
Teagan could SAVE the Porn Industry
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Here is my theory/vision....
Porn is stagnant....all the most debauched filthy (yet disturbingly Hot) "sex" acts/stunts have been done by a crop of girls that range in attractiveness from Pretty Damn hot all the way down to Yikes. Teagan (and someone like Sandee westgate) fall into that category of Uber Hot chicks...and this is simply what porn needs. We need Teagan, and Sandee Westgate, and women who are of the caliber of Victoria Secret Models, to embrace the filth and become Gorgeous Filthy Filth-ridden Filth-loving Sluts. It would re-energize the industry and make women like Teagan a shit load of money in the shortterm. Here's what I mean exactly:
Have these gorgeous women do the Jules Jordan Feeding Frenzy Scenes, the Multiple Anal Cream Pie scenes, the 10 guy gang bang where they have to gobble the guys' loads one after another after being fucked by them....is there any doubt in anyone's mind that seeing Sandee Westgate or Teagan in such raunchy, fucked up, insanely hot video scenes would sell at an insane level??
Its the only logical and rational next step for both the industry and the porn chicks who have found their earnings curtailed or dried up...and its the only thing that would galvanize me to even consider watching another porn flick again is knowing there is this new level of hot chick doing unspeakable debauchery. Unless we want to ask Holly again if she will do a gang bang in a warehouse in Chatsworth on a Wednesday night in May where we cook hot dogs and hamburgers and play lawndarts after she takes 9 loads and passes out twice from orgasmic hyperventilation. We'd be talking award winning, once in a lifetime shit here folks....
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#295807 - 01/18/08 08:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
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As long as it is solidly shot, that sounds about all right.
Await the drug drought, people, the image will be more stable then for sure.
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#295810 - 01/18/08 09:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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I'm still pissed about you nixing the XPT keg party. 
I was too busy not getting laid without paying for it 
Besides who would have shown up? No one was there and I doubt Gia, Ceara and Holly would have come by to watch you and me Shot gun Brews while reciting Slap Shot Quotes and making fun of Hillary Scotts Pretzel Oven.
You underestimate the value of making a spectacle of yourself. I'd give myself odds I could balance on that keg for at least 5 minutes.
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#295812 - 01/18/08 10:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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You'd get me plastered and then turn me and my wheelchair into some kind of spinning game of chance with a stripper with a slightly overwieght Mushy body type sticking my fingers in the spokes of my wheels as they spin, producing a "tch tch tch" sound...no one would win anything, they'd just pay you 50 cents to see me passed out witht he mushy stripper going "tch tch tch" with my fingers in the spokes.
Yeah...so? 
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#295813 - 01/19/08 04:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I'd be down for an XPT keg party, but no keg stands for me.
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#295814 - 01/19/08 11:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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i love beer
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#295815 - 01/20/08 01:45 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
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I can't get drunk on beer. Can I join but drink vodka straight up?  Is that acceptable or am I booted like the loaner in school that no one will talk to...lol xox Teagan http://teaganraw.com
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#295816 - 01/20/08 03:46 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/31/06
Posts: 40
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I can't get drunk on beer. Can I join but drink vodka straight up?
Having seen your recent pictures, I say drinking should be the least of your worries. You should concentrate on EATING.
I say this as a fan. You've gotten waaay too thin babe. I actually had to check other people's comments to make sure it was you.
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#295817 - 01/20/08 04:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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#295819 - 01/20/08 06:35 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Can't get drunk on beer? When that happened to me, I quit drinking. That's all right honey, mad props to you for standing by that fan in ADT. You are The Bomb in my book.
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#295821 - 01/20/08 01:44 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/11/04
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According to her myspace page, Tegan has quit the porn industry...
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#295822 - 01/20/08 03:44 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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According to her myspace page, Tegan has quit the porn industry...
In other news, Napoleon retreats from Moscow.
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#295824 - 01/20/08 04:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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With his own hands?
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#295826 - 01/20/08 10:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
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Grey Goose. The only kind I drink straight without having a hangover & migraine for 2 weeks after drinking. I'm very much a lightweight now. 4 or 5 shots & I'm done now. What a cheap date huh...hahaha xox Teagan http://teaganraw.com
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#295831 - 01/23/08 09:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Hate to burst you bubble Burg buddy, but lamb chops are dead easy to make. You're not impressing anyone with that shit.
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#295832 - 01/23/08 12:50 PM
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So.
Depeche Mode?
Telling. 
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#295833 - 01/23/08 03:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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According to her myspace page, Tegan has quit the porn industry...
In other news, Napoleon retreats from Moscow.
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#295840 - 01/27/08 02:09 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Teagan:
Please do scenes that are the opposite of this:
http://fleshbot.com/349186/flesh-flicks-teagan-presleys-tropical-punch
I'll give you even money that as soon as Malice reads this, a little lightbulb will go off in his head to the tune of "Tropical Punch: Where Island Fever Meets Donkey Punch".
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) followed by a dazzling meal of my to-die-for lamb chops. Question: Would you be willing to bang the shit out of me right in my wheelchair or would I have to park it and let you jump all over me in my water bed? if I let you fuck me in my wheelchair with the brakes off next to a flight of stairs to give the experience that flair of Danger, would that turn you on? 
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