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#294904 - 01/14/08 09:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Who's the fat broad?
Two whores you should stay far away from or Super Anal Herpes Simplex Twins Go!
Why did they clone Longshot twice? Even worse they're both gayer than the original.
I demand a better picture of his shoes.
What rapper did this white guy steal the jacket from?
After the awards the cleaning crew arrives.
Does AVN ever post ID's for the pics? I don't know who 99% of the people are and I can't make proper jokes without an ID.
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#294906 - 01/14/08 09:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Gia's AEE 2008 Saturday morning pics are labeled. I'm working my way backwards looking for things to comment on.
This is the former Mr. Jenna Jameson. At least she's not the only one looking fucked up.
I wonder who won the award for Parent of the Year.
Brandon met her when he bought a donut and proceeded to fork over a whopping $116.42 to smell her butt and allow him to sodomize her.
Chelsie Rae signs a poster for Mark David Chapman.
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#294910 - 01/14/08 10:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That wasn't Jeff's laptop. That was the teleprompter backstage at the show.
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#294913 - 01/14/08 10:15 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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That wasn't Jeff's laptop. That was the teleprompter backstage at the show.
Who put those words on the teleprompter?! Was it sabotaged?
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#294915 - 01/14/08 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The pic labeled 'Kat' isn't a porn girl. She's just a booth babe and sometimes models for Tera Patrick's Mistress Couture line.
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#294916 - 01/14/08 10:20 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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How insane and rad was that abbywinters.com booth?
Abby Winters is Australian! I was surprised as hardly any porn is made in Australia
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#294921 - 01/15/08 12:57 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Man someone should curb stomp dave navvaro, he looks like a pirate pimp. Its embarrassing..jesus.
and yes gia paloma looks like a white supmecist, which may be a great niche market to tap into.
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#294923 - 01/15/08 03:30 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/07
Posts: 55
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Debi Diamond looked good. Any word that she may be making a come back?
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#294928 - 01/15/08 06:00 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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mr. pete looks just like my cousin pete the Registered Sex Offender. (bitch SO did not look thirteen!) i should put up his mugshot, i swear he really is the mr. pete and he's just not telling me.
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#294929 - 01/15/08 06:02 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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haha, that is all. 
what a douche.
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#294932 - 01/15/08 07:39 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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the guy on the right is the ringleader for barnum and bailey's circus. going to see it in march, i need to get out more.
i'm posting waaaaaaaaaay too much today. sorry; i'm done now.
Edited by Gigi (01/15/08 07:43 AM)
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#294937 - 01/15/08 02:38 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I'm going to jump on Gia's bandwagon b/c I don't want to make a whole other thread about this, but my AVN photos are at the bottom of this page (never mind how hokey my site looks, I'm changing that soon): http://www.hollyrandall.com/html/events/events20.html
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#294940 - 01/15/08 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That is Kasey Jordan. I bought that dress in red and returned it because it's such a delicate silk. Too delicate for shooting. I don't think she does anal.
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#294945 - 01/15/08 04:00 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Anybody else miss the Camera of Death right about now?
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#294949 - 01/19/08 12:13 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Awesome pics as usual, Gia. Great to finally meet you, Holly!!
It was great to meet you too Ceara! I loved how you managed to attract probably the creepiest guy at the Circle bar-- so much that I had to take you back to hide in the group of guys I was with so he'd go away. What a fucking weirdo.
Anyhow I'd love to see the pic of us together, can you email me a copy (or just post it here)? hollyrandall@suze.net
Mmmm Ceara... 
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#294954 - 01/19/08 10:31 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Is that Ceara's sister on the right?
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#294956 - 01/19/08 11:31 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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It was great to meet you too Ceara! I loved how you managed to attract probably the creepiest guy at the Circle bar-- so much that I had to take you back to hide in the group of guys I was with so he'd go away. What a fucking weirdo.
I have a knack for attracting weirdos I think. I just loved how he popped up RIGHT as Im about to tell you about my crazy max story. Hahaha, weirdo is right. Nice escape strategy though. 
Those girls on either side of Holly and me are my friends and Princesses (greedyblondes.com and princessmonique.com). The girl with the bangs isnt my sister but we were actually pretending we were for a while when we were gambling. We both stayed all night saturday night shooting craps and being attention whores. I think every brotha in the venetian hit on us that night.
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#294960 - 01/19/08 03:40 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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I have a knack for attracting weirdos I think. I just loved how he popped up RIGHT as Im about to tell you about my crazy max story. Hahaha, weirdo is right. Nice escape strategy though.
Those girls on either side of Holly and me are my friends and Princesses (greedyblondes.com and princessmonique.com). The girl with the bangs isnt my sister but we were actually pretending we were for a while when we were gambling. We both stayed all night saturday night shooting craps and being attention whores. I think every brotha in the venetian hit on us that night.
We just go weird when we see Ceara
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#294961 - 01/19/08 03:44 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Those guys are wearing the worst fitting suits I've ever seen. I'm not even a fag and I can do better than that.
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mr. pete looks just like my cousin pete the Registered Sex Offender. (bitch SO did not look thirteen!) i should put up his mugshot, i swear he really is the mr. pete and he's just not telling me.
I think he dressed that way deliberately! ( I think? )
The girls looked stunning and that's all that matters! 
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#294962 - 01/19/08 04:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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This is the former Mr. Jenna Jameson. At least she's not the only one looking fucked up.
Why is he trying to look all retro punk?
It's sad when men in their later years have to buy their clothes at Hot Topic to maintain some sort of "coolness."
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#294963 - 01/19/08 05:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Sasha Grey- Female Performer of the Year.
what a fuckin rip off of an award
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#294964 - 01/19/08 06:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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The most contrivedly vocal female performer of the year, maybe.
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#294966 - 01/20/08 07:01 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
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Not that attractive, too.
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#294971 - 01/22/08 11:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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[swami]Would you like to do my internet radio show?[/swami]
[whore]Could you please stop talking to me, your breath smells like rancid sewage?[/whore]
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#294972 - 01/22/08 11:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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[swami]I love your tits, they would look great hanging on my mothers living room wall.[/swami]
[whore] SECURITY!!![whore]
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#294977 - 01/22/08 12:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Damn! Just damn!
a calr's jr's 6$ burger please
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#294978 - 01/22/08 01:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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a calr's jr's 6$ burger please
Wrong, what she needs is my very special protein shake. 
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#294979 - 01/30/08 09:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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#294980 - 01/30/08 01:51 PM
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#294982 - 01/31/08 09:15 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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This is the former Mr. Jenna Jameson. At least she's not the only one looking fucked up.
Why is he trying to look all retro punk?
It's sad when men in their later years have to buy their clothes at Hot Topic to maintain some sort of "coolness."
Metallica?
That spells .... L-A-M-E.
Like, is he a grandpa or something?
They've sucked for, like, 20 years at least. 
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#294983 - 01/31/08 09:21 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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Awesome pics as usual, Gia. Great to finally meet you, Holly!!
It was great to meet you too Ceara! I loved how you managed to attract probably the creepiest guy at the Circle bar-- so much that I had to take you back to hide in the group of guys I was with so he'd go away. What a fucking weirdo.
Anyhow I'd love to see the pic of us together, can you email me a copy (or just post it here)? hollyrandall@suze.net
Wel, at least I know it wasn't me 'cause Ceara was moving so fast out of there I barely recognized her before I could say hello ... I wonder what she got up to with Sullivan, but I won't be a hater ... har har.
It was nice to have a glimpse, though ...
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#294985 - 02/01/08 12:25 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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Thats Angel Valentine on the right. Mmmmm. I like her but she has seen better days.
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#294986 - 02/01/08 12:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's Chelsie Rae as the brunette and Michelle (I forgot) as the blonde.
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#294989 - 02/01/08 04:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Damn it, people! You got me all confused. Make up your mind please: who is the blonde on the right??
Thanks
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#294990 - 02/01/08 09:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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the blonde is Barbie Addison.
Upon further review I believe you are correct.
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#294991 - 02/01/08 10:28 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Yeah her name is Barbie. I was totally convinced that whore stole my weed in Vegas and talked a lot of shit about her for about 2 nights. Then I found it in the back of my jeans pocket a long while later. Why the fuck would I put it there??? I must have been high. Sorry Barbie you're actually a very nice hobag.
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#294992 - 02/01/08 10:59 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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I was totally convinced that whore stole my weed in Vegas and talked a lot of shit about her for about 2 nights. Then I found it in the back of my jeans pocket a long while later.
That may result in some bad karma... if you believe in that type of shit.
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#294995 - 02/01/08 11:21 AM
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I doubt any bad Karma will accrue to CL because, by her own admission, she was stoned silly at the time. Bad Karma presupposes volition on the actor's part. 
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#294996 - 02/01/08 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Here's the Bad Karma awaiting Ceara ....
In a weeks time, some odd girl will become convinced that Ceara stole her grape jelly from her fridge. The girl and her friends will talk bad about Ceara and financial dominatrices in general texting while they stare at her from afar ["Those gorgeous rich bitch Princesses!", "It's the first fundemental law of FinDom, they steal Jelly! Everyone knows it!", etc.]. Then, only to find the jar unopened behind the huge margarine tub, she'll reflect upon Ceara and think ... "What fine looking tits that hot slut has!" and rub one out to Ceara.
Karma's a cruel fate.
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#294999 - 02/01/08 09:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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