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#294514 - 01/11/08 04:27 PM Name the painting...
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of 3 kids, 1 boy and 2 girls. The boy is holding the hand of his girlfriend, but the other girl is holding his other hand. The kids have their back to us.

Anyone know what this damn piece is called?


Another painting I'm looking for is one of an artist who paints himself painting himself. The painting looks like a mirror image of himself peering through his easel; and there is a small statue of a nude male on the right. One the left is an open window with a lot of people walking past.

Anyone know the artist or name of this painting?
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#294515 - 01/11/08 08:26 PM Re: Name the painting...
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This it?



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#294516 - 01/11/08 08:44 PM Re: Name the painting...
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I think its this one.



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#294517 - 01/11/08 09:10 PM Re: Name the painting...
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#294518 - 01/11/08 09:10 PM Re: Name the painting...
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No, but you guys just gave me a great idea for this thread.
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#294519 - 01/12/08 10:39 AM Re: Name the painting...
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is it this?

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#294520 - 01/12/08 12:37 PM Re: Name the painting...
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The second painting you're talking about is the famous Las Meninas by Diego Velasquez one of the great works of the late renaissance, which arguably bridges the eras to modernism (cf. Manet) (painted in 1656)

There have been many (100s) of articles and books written about this painting, which has been called one of the great works in the history of European painting.

Additional info can be found here Las Meninas

If you are intrigued further, search out the analysis of the painting in the first 100 pages of The Order of Things by Michel Foucault. Be prepared for a tough read though - philosophy grad students can't make it through the text.

The Order of Things - read online





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#294521 - 01/12/08 12:46 PM Re: Name the painting...
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The second painting you're talking about is the famous Las Meninas by Diego Velasquez one of the great works of the renaissance (painted in 1656)




Actually it ain't. But thanks for posting that.

Elaborator: thanks for yours too mate, but it wasn't it either. And before anyone jumps the gun, it ain't a Norman Rockwell painting either. Keep up the good work men
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#294522 - 01/12/08 03:50 PM Re: Name the painting...
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#294523 - 01/12/08 10:44 PM Re: Name the painting...
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Actually Loop I've seen both these paintings. I saw the second one very recently but I can't find the damned thing yet.

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#294524 - 01/13/08 12:43 PM Re: Name the painting...
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My girlfriend wants to purchase the first mentioned painting- unfortunately we both don't know the name or artist. The second painting I was discussing with some friends, one of them an artist, and now I can't remember the name.
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#294525 - 01/13/08 03:55 PM Re: Name the painting...
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#294526 - 01/13/08 05:04 PM Re: Name the painting...
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Close, but that's not it. This one is very Americana. I think it was done in the mid or late 60s.
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#294527 - 01/13/08 05:14 PM Re: Name the painting...
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You couldn't possible mean this one...



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#294528 - 01/13/08 05:42 PM Re: Name the painting...
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No. That's Norman Rockwell. The one I'm looking for is very similar, but you don't see the artists body- and everything is on the right. On the left is a window. There is also a small desk (on the right) with a small statue of a nude model.
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#294529 - 01/29/08 03:27 PM Re: Name the painting...
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Could it be one of these:

Frugal librarian amassed $8 million art trove

LONDON (Reuters) - From the outside it's an ordinary, red-brick house in a terraced row, not unlike tens of thousands of others scattered across Britain.

But on the inside, Jean Preston's spartan Oxford home contained works of art of international significance, carefully acquired over a lifetime and haphazardly displayed.

Preston, a thrifty 77-year-old spinster who rode the bus and ate frozen meals, died in 2006. But art experts and auctioneers have now completed the sale of the exceptional works hoarded in her modest home.

The auctions have raised an estimated 4 million pounds ($7.95 million), according to valuers, about 20 times the price of the house they were kept in, stunning experts and Preston's relatives alike.

Among the treasures were two paintings by Fra Angelico, the 15th century Italian Renaissance master, that were the missing pieces of an eight-part altar decoration.

They were sold together for $3.4 million and are expected to be returned to the Uffizi Gallery, Florence's famed art museum.

"We knew we were going to a house that contained some important works," Guy Schwinge of Dukes art auctioneers in Dorchester, which helped with the sale, told Reuters.

"But I was amazed to see quite how many treasures there were ... The Fra Angelicos were behind the bedroom door and we only spotted them on the way out."

Hanging in the kitchen was a 19th century watercolor by pre-Raphaelite artist Dante Gabriel Rossetti, and in the sitting room, above an electric fire, a work by Sir Edward Burne-Jones.

Those two, estimated to be worth $2 million, have been saved for Britain and are expected to go on display at Oxford's Ashmolean Museum, Schwinge said.

Another hidden treasure was a rare edition of the works of Chaucer that was too big to fit on Preston's bookshelf and was found buried in a wardrobe. It sold for nearly $150,000.

"We often go to fabulous homes to evaluate artworks, but in this case the house was just so modest from the outside, and had very modest decor on the inside too," said Schwinge.

"It's just rare to stumble across something quite so breathtaking."

Preston, who worked as a librarian for much of her life, inherited many of the works from her father, a keen collector. Her relatives were stunned by the artworks she had tucked away.

"My aunt bought her clothes from a catalog, ate frozen meals and went everywhere on the bus," the Daily Mail newspaper quoted one of them as saying.

"Who would have thought she had the equivalent of a winning lottery ticket in her spare room all these years?"


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#294530 - 01/29/08 04:49 PM Re: Name the painting...
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None of those rang a bell- I know it's from sometime around the late 50s and early 60s. I'll go to an art dealership soon and find out. I'm also looking for paintings done in Whitby, prefrably 19th Century though am open to anything before the 20th Century. If you're into art I'd appreciate recommendations.

BTW: I bought a copy 'The Banquet of the Officers of the St. George Militia of Haarlem'.
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#294531 - 01/29/08 06:38 PM Re: Name the painting...
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Kinda looks like this:



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#294532 - 01/29/08 06:40 PM Re: Name the painting...
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#294533 - 01/29/08 07:09 PM Re: Name the painting...
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A damn fine painting that is.






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#294534 - 01/30/08 11:39 PM Re: Name the painting...
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