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#293970 - 01/07/08 11:35 AM
Luke at night.
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Porn Jesus
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#293972 - 01/07/08 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Luke really is fascinating in a train wreck kind of way. It's surreal, really. His bed is on the floor three feet from his toilet. He can reach into his fridge from bed without getting up, but can't completely open the door because the bed is in the way. Mouth guards, grinding teeth, depression, foot braces, plantar fasciitis, hovels, and that's not even touching on the whole conversion to Judaism stuff. Some times I swear it's like a manufactured reality show ploy. The entire situation is too odd to be real.
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#293973 - 01/07/08 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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don't forget chronic fatigue syndrome, lithium, and cialis for banging asian webmistresses
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#293974 - 01/07/08 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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He needs to move to a country with socialized health care. If he did I bet his laundry list of medical ailments would double.
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#293977 - 01/07/08 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Luke really is fascinating in a train wreck kind of way. It's surreal, really. His bed is on the floor three feet from his toilet. He can reach into his fridge from bed without getting up, but can't completely open the door because the bed is in the way. Mouth guards, grinding teeth, depression, foot braces, plantar fasciitis, hovels, and that's not even touching on the whole conversion to Judaism stuff. Some times I swear it's like a manufactured reality show ploy. The entire situation is too odd to be real.
Surreal is the word for this. He babbles away about everything and then some. I'm not very familiar with this man and his work and I think I'll keep it that way. He has had chronic fatigue syndrome for over 20 years! In Gods name, how are you dealing with this terrible ailment, Mr. Ford? Please, do tell!
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#293978 - 01/07/08 01:53 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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luke seems to be following in the footsteps of max carlish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc_86W0R3NI
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#293983 - 01/08/08 10:29 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/07
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I could only make it through two minutes. Those choppers....is this where Quentin Tarantino got the title Gindhouse?
And how do we know this is the real Luke, and not the fake Luke? Maybe he is wearing a Luke mask and does an amazing aussi accent.
Or maybe that’s the real Luke and he never sold his website and is waiting for a hedge fund to buy him out so he can upgrade to rent controlled apartment on Virgil and Fountain?
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#293984 - 01/08/08 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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http://lukeisback.net/
he quit?
btw he have a new blog
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zla36-VhQ3A
http://www.RefinanceMortgageNow.net I've launched a new blog about the refinancing market. Get the latest on mortgage refinance, car refinance, home equity loans, bad credit refinance, and morgages
ambiguous someone who his bead head is the toilet giving advise about refinancing market LocoOoOoOoOo!
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#293985 - 01/08/08 05:48 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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I agree with Grizz, although I made it to about twenty seconds. That is definitely one of the creepiest vids I've ever seen. What a strange existence.
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#293986 - 01/08/08 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Luke's father posts here. Maybe he would like to comment.
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#293990 - 01/12/08 07:59 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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For being a faux Jew, L-ke has the kvetching thing down pretty well. He sounds like an old Heeb telling anyone who will listen about all his ailments and other problems in his pathetic life.
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#293992 - 01/13/08 09:55 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
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You can crush my frame anytime you want Holly.
Edited by thejerkmaster (01/13/08 09:55 PM)
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