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#293970 - 01/07/08 11:35 AM Luke at night.
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#293971 - 01/07/08 12:20 PM Re: Luke at night.
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btw

did little cunt finally get a real job?

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#293972 - 01/07/08 12:21 PM Re: Luke at night.
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Luke really is fascinating in a train wreck kind of way. It's surreal, really. His bed is on the floor three feet from his toilet. He can reach into his fridge from bed without getting up, but can't completely open the door because the bed is in the way. Mouth guards, grinding teeth, depression, foot braces, plantar fasciitis, hovels, and that's not even touching on the whole conversion to Judaism stuff. Some times I swear it's like a manufactured reality show ploy. The entire situation is too odd to be real.
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#293973 - 01/07/08 12:26 PM Re: Luke at night.
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don't forget chronic fatigue syndrome, lithium, and cialis for banging asian webmistresses
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#293974 - 01/07/08 01:10 PM Re: Luke at night.
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He needs to move to a country with socialized health care. If he did I bet his laundry list of medical ailments would double.
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#293975 - 01/07/08 01:24 PM Re: Luke at night.
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how much he pays for this shithole? 15$ monthly?

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#293976 - 01/07/08 01:40 PM Re: Luke at night.
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He needs to move to a country with socialized health care. If he did I bet his laundry list of medical ailments would double.




On behalf of Canada, fuck you.

I couldn't take it after "I love to be creepy" which is about :02 in.


Edited by Soopergrizz (01/07/08 01:41 PM)
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#293977 - 01/07/08 01:44 PM Re: Luke at night.
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Luke really is fascinating in a train wreck kind of way. It's surreal, really. His bed is on the floor three feet from his toilet. He can reach into his fridge from bed without getting up, but can't completely open the door because the bed is in the way. Mouth guards, grinding teeth, depression, foot braces, plantar fasciitis, hovels, and that's not even touching on the whole conversion to Judaism stuff. Some times I swear it's like a manufactured reality show ploy. The entire situation is too odd to be real.




Surreal is the word for this. He babbles away about everything and then some. I'm not very familiar with this man and his work and I think I'll keep it that way. He has had chronic fatigue syndrome for over 20 years! In Gods name, how are you dealing with this terrible ailment, Mr. Ford? Please, do tell!
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#293978 - 01/07/08 01:53 PM Re: Luke at night.
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luke seems to be following in the footsteps of max carlish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc_86W0R3NI
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#293979 - 01/07/08 02:17 PM Re: Luke at night.
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Wow. It's like Steely Dan wrote "Deacon Blues" just for him.

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#293980 - 01/07/08 05:31 PM Re: Luke at night.
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don't forget chronic fatigue syndrome, lithium, and cialis for banging asian webmistresses




James: Is chronic fatigue recognized as an illness? Is it the Epstein-Barr thing? Or is it just a name for a set of symptoms with no known cause?

Just curious as to your opinion.


Aside: I got labelled with this is the mid-90s and tested for variety of things including Lyme disease. [Turns out it was just a manifestation of the "depression" side of my bi-polar].
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#293981 - 01/07/08 05:47 PM Re: Luke at night.
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thats the probe he was only a jew-wannabe. Real jews work hard (or exploit others ) for be rich.


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#293982 - 01/07/08 06:07 PM Re: Luke at night.
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I watched that video in it's entirety. it was beautiful in it's bleakness. You see this man in his private moments blatantly flaunting his flaws. a masterpiece.
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#293983 - 01/08/08 10:29 AM Re: Luke at night.
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I could only make it through two minutes. Those choppers....is this where Quentin Tarantino got the title Gindhouse?

And how do we know this is the real Luke, and not the fake Luke? Maybe he is wearing a Luke mask and does an amazing aussi accent.

Or maybe that’s the real Luke and he never sold his website and is waiting for a hedge fund to buy him out so he can upgrade to rent controlled apartment on Virgil and Fountain?
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#293984 - 01/08/08 05:29 PM Re: Luke at night.
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http://lukeisback.net/

he quit?


btw he have a new blog
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zla36-VhQ3A

http://www.RefinanceMortgageNow.net I've launched a new blog about the refinancing market. Get the latest on mortgage refinance, car refinance, home equity loans, bad credit refinance, and morgages



ambiguous someone who his bead head is the toilet giving advise about refinancing market LocoOoOoOoOo!

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#293985 - 01/08/08 05:48 PM Re: Luke at night.
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I agree with Grizz, although I made it to about twenty seconds. That is definitely one of the creepiest vids I've ever seen. What a strange existence.
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#293986 - 01/08/08 08:53 PM Re: Luke at night.
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Luke's father posts here. Maybe he would like to comment.
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#293987 - 01/08/08 09:30 PM Re: Luke at night.
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Luke's father posts here. Maybe he would like to comment.




Dark "Insider" Helmet?

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#293988 - 01/12/08 03:04 PM Re: Luke at night.
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'It's 1 a.m. and I can't sleep'

brilliant.




"[...] Oh, Holly was pretty big. [...]"

"[...] 5"7´ [...] 150 pounds [...]"

"[...] But she wore it well; she didn´t crush me. [...]"


Hate away, people. Just do it.
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#293989 - 01/12/08 04:04 PM Re: Luke at night.
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"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."

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#293990 - 01/12/08 07:59 PM Re: Luke at night.
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For being a faux Jew, L-ke has the kvetching thing down pretty well. He sounds like an old Heeb telling anyone who will listen about all his ailments and other problems in his pathetic life.
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#293991 - 01/13/08 09:53 PM Re: Luke at night.
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Quote:

Quote:



'It's 1 a.m. and I can't sleep'

brilliant.




"[...] Oh, Holly was pretty big. [...]"

"[...] 5"7´ [...] 150 pounds [...]"

"[...] But she wore it well; she didn´t crush me. [...]"


Hate away, people. Just do it.




Luke is the master of back-handed compliments. He's right though, I'm not a small girl. I've lost 12 lbs but 138 is still pretty heavy for a girl my height. Good to know I didn't crush his frame-- just his heart, hehe.
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#293992 - 01/13/08 09:55 PM Re: Luke at night.
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You can crush my frame anytime you want Holly.


Edited by thejerkmaster (01/13/08 09:55 PM)

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#293993 - 01/13/08 09:57 PM Re: Luke at night.
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Are we sure The Hovel is an apartment and not a storage unit?
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