You don't make any sense. Why would he be attracted to you? Are you a tranny?
And, just how is Skurt going to rape you?
Is he going to tie a strap on to your body and dive onto it forcefully again and again in a vain effort to get you to buttfuck him?
Plus ... RAPE by definition requires that it be AGAINST YOUR WILL, and we all know you want a long, bumpy ride playing Engineer on the "Choo Choo".
C'mon Darth, YOU KNOW BETTER.