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#293173 - 01/02/08 01:13 PM Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
This is letter serves as a testimonial that we are doing something right over here at JM Productions. This guy must have been jerking off so furiously and dysfunctionally on Christmas Day that he felt compelled to mail us this note on the 26th:



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#293174 - 01/02/08 01:38 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
It sounds like it was written by Windsock.
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#293175 - 01/02/08 01:52 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

This is letter serves as a testimonial that we are doing something right over here at JM Productions. This guy must have been jerking off so furiously and dysfunctionally on Christmas Day that he felt compelled to mail us this note on the 26th:






mother lubben has officially creamed herself
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#293176 - 01/02/08 02:09 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Quote:

This is letter serves as a testimonial that we are doing something right over here at JM Productions. This guy must have been jerking off so furiously and dysfunctionally on Christmas Day that he felt compelled to mail us this note on the 26th:






mother lubben has officially creamed herself




i hate to break it to yall but tony malice made this up himself. the man is bored.

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#293177 - 01/02/08 02:09 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Please remove my name from your mailing list as quickly as possible?




The fact that he used a question mark at the end of the sentence requesting to be removed from the mailing list speaks volumes. I would send him even more shit in the mail than before. He doesn't really want to stop receiving it.
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#293178 - 01/02/08 02:18 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
I gotta ask. What titles did he return?
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#293179 - 01/02/08 02:29 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Max Rhino Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 863
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Dibs on the tagline.
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#293180 - 01/02/08 02:41 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Rollin Girl Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
Tony did not make this up. I opened the letter myself and gave it to Jeff who gave it to Tony.

The guy ordered six movies and returned all six. Only two had been opened, Gag Factor # 20 and Tough Love #11. The remaining movies were Anal Full Nelson # 4, Violation of Keegan Skky,Liquid Gold #10 and Gag Factor #17 all unopened. ahaha. I told Jeff I thought it was a joke.?

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#293181 - 01/02/08 03:10 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
ah, I figured at least one of the videos would have been a Tough Love.
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#293182 - 01/03/08 09:32 AM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
That's what she said Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
Quote:

I told Jeff I thought it was a joke.?




That's what he/she said too. I know who wrote that letter.

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#293183 - 01/03/08 12:23 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Uhhh...Tony or Jeffy,
Since they are paid for and he dont want em, can I have them?! We all know I have hit "Porn rock bottom"

PHATBOY

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#293184 - 01/03/08 01:35 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i'm buying myself "tough love 11" for valentine's day, fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss.
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#293185 - 01/03/08 02:22 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Tony did not make this up. I opened the letter myself and gave it to Jeff who gave it to Tony.

The guy ordered six movies and returned all six. Only two had been opened, Gag Factor # 20 and Tough Love #11. The remaining movies were Anal Full Nelson # 4, Violation of Keegan Skky,Liquid Gold #10 and Gag Factor #17 all unopened. ahaha. I told Jeff I thought it was a joke.?




Since when the fuck can you return porn based on moral enlightenment? Please send this motherfucker the entire Meatholes series and the number of a good psychiatrist and tell him it's from me.
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#293186 - 01/03/08 03:06 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Nice Malice ,
Now plaintiff Murray and plaintiff_Schitt have grounds for a class action suit.

Moxie, get your suit on, we ne need ya.{Back To School}
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#293187 - 01/04/08 09:19 AM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions


Its letters like this that make coming into the office everyday worthwhile. Thank you sir.
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#293188 - 01/04/08 10:06 AM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Yeah, it's true. The letter is definitely real, I've seen one or two others like that in my time. Although I think the others were geared towards people who thought they were watching too much porn as opposed to hitting the rock bottom in terms of which porn they were watching.
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#293189 - 01/04/08 09:05 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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The guy ordered six movies and returned all six. Only two had been opened, Gag Factor # 20 and Tough Love #11. The remaining movies were Anal Full Nelson # 4, Violation of Keegan Skky,Liquid Gold #10 and Gag Factor #17 all unopened. ahaha. I told Jeff I thought it was a joke.?




Truth in advertising.

This scenario sounds unlikely and is instead a prank.

"dicression" suggests Windsock or one of his fans.
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#293190 - 01/04/08 09:07 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Douglas??

Something made me think his name would have been Travis.
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#293191 - 01/04/08 09:07 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

i'm buying myself "tough love 11" for valentine's day, fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss.




After your Christmas tree decorations, I look forward to seeing your Valentine's Day cards to XPT!

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#293192 - 01/04/08 11:55 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
This is another marketing ploy...just like that time that whore Alex complained to the press about being "mistreated" during the original filming of Donkey Punch.

You guys really are pretty good at cheap marketing tricks. Keep up the great work...this one is semi-believable. Would have been more realistic sounding if you had mentioned an actual scene and then pulled another "Alex" stunt by having that particular actress complain about it in Luke's blog.

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#293193 - 01/05/08 01:26 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Isnt there a synopsis of the movies on whatever site he bought them on? JM tells it like it actually is, why would you buy so many? What a fuckin idiot. Mr. Douglass R. Murray??

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#293194 - 01/05/08 01:50 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Black And Blue Media Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Valley
My god Jeff, you've actually reached an artistic level.

Often, art is a mirror held up for society to look into. This is why art is often best when shocking, obscene, grity and realistic.

Apparently the guy had one hard look in the mirror and decided to change what he saw.

Good for art, bad for the bank balance though

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#293195 - 01/05/08 03:04 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
170 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 30
Loc: NJ
So what if the women are treated inhuman? Every one of them in the videos is a willing participant. I know I enjoy watching it, and I will never feel bad about it simply because some feminazi or some tight-assed christian fundamentalist tells me I should.
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#293196 - 01/05/08 03:42 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

So what if the women are treated inhuman? Every one of them in the videos is a willing participant. I know I enjoy watching it, and I will never feel bad about it simply because some feminazi or some tight-assed christian fundamentalist tells me I should.








The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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#293197 - 01/05/08 04:24 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

So what if the women are treated inhuman? Every one of them in the videos is a willing participant. I know I enjoy watching it, and I will never feel bad about it simply because some feminazi or some tight-assed christian fundamentalist tells me I should.




Agreed. There are whores and fucked up women in all careers and walks of life. Whether porn attracts them or creates them is a which came first, the whore or the pornwhore scenario. Let the Lubbens of the world worry about that shit. If every aspect of the porn industry were to cease existing tomorrow, I guarantee the truly weak would find a way to continue to be 'victimized'.
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#293198 - 01/05/08 05:51 PM Re: Customer Testimonial - "My Shame is My Own"
thejerkmaster Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
Whores are humans?

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