If you didn't get what you want for Christmas, may I suggest treating yourself to HOOKERS AND BLOW, coming in January from JM Productions. Order info at www.jerkoffzone.com. Here’s a sneak preview of the cover. It should be available late in January. Enjoy!

Joe Blow is an out-of-control sex addict who tries to do the right thing by giving away his porn collection. That’s mistake #1. He quickly relapses into spending all his money on escorts and streetwalkers. Does this sound familiar to you? Take a look and see where your life is headed BEFORE the intervention.

Here’s the scene breakdown: Nika goes one-on-one with Joe Blow after being picked up off the street; Missy Stone goes on a rectum-reaming outcall for a $250 date with Joe (shot at Ginger Lynn’s home, for porn aficionados); Ricki White gets sodomized at her strip club, then blows 3 other guys; newcummer Wendy West goes into an adult bookstore and meets up with raincoat-wearning/dark sunglass-sporting Joe; finally, sex therapist Starla tries to help Joe with his sex addiction by providing Natalie Sky for “experience therapy.” The panties come off and a three-way ensues. Starla gets ass-fucked and Natalie Sky does a superb job at avoiding the cum at the end. No worries, however, as 35 load dumpers get blown and deposit their loads in a cup for Starla to drink. Who needs therapy now, you Freudian fuckhole?

Other meat vendors: Johnny Fender, Claudio Meloni, Steve James, Dick Nasty, Mike Hash, Jeremy Steele, Robbie James, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, 35 load dumpers, and me.

Rehab is for quitters, so don’t do it! Get your fix from the jerkoffzone.com and tell that nagging wife that she’s enabling your addiction. That, and she hasn’t sucked your cock since Bill Clinton was sniffing pussy-scented stogies in the oval office. Think you don’t have a hooker problem just because you’re married? Get real. You pay, you pay, you pay…and then you pay some more.

HOOKERS AND BLOW….just say yes.

Good, I requested this over a year ago.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I'm sorry it took a year for this to happen. My duties as VP of Wish Fulfillment started in November with my first release. Lots of good things to follow.

Also, if anyone sees Nika, please ask her to return the money she used in the pics. Somehow, she got confused and thought it was a tip or something. I want my money back!

That is some sick ass shit Brandon. You really should be ashamed of yourself. But I know you're not, and fuck it, neither am I. Looking forward to this one..

I like your "sandwich" technique, sir. Wonderful stuff.
The New Year will start off on a good note.
If you find yourself alone on Valentine's Day, please take comfort in my February release, 287 POP SHOTS. It's a comp but it contains new stuff, too. Enjoy.

Dood, PLEASE kill that cover! Do us and more importantly yourself the favor. Swap it out with something Scarface'ish.

I picture: you with a big pile of white powder on a table (and on your face) dressed like a pimp, with a couple of hookers hanging on your arms. I smell a series here.

... I don't know why I give this advice out for free.

I would love to switch out the cover but I'm not the one with the hooker problem. It's Joe Blow. I'm fine. Really. It's all about title integrity.

damm b.I you gonna score big with this one son.

I am putting this one out in some special packaging. Remember when Zero Tolerance put out Fishnets in fishnet stockings? I'm following suit by putting each HOOKERS AND BLOW in a dime bag.

Chopped up pieces of the whores in the dimebag?

No, it's a specially-made powder form of lube. A lot was invested in R&D but I think you'll agree that it was worth it.

Not even as a rare insert? If sport card companies can include pieces of a game worn jersey in packs of cards then surely we can have a bit of flesh? Maybe part of some whores ruptured implant?

It should come wrapped like a bindle.

You think you're funny, but you are just stupid.

I might buy this just for the box cover.

You'll come for the box cover but you'll stay to see Starla drink that nasty cup of unsweetened semen.

that pic is the size of a boxcover just print it out on nice paper and put it on your wall.this is another dvd that wont be collecting dust in my collection because i plan on not buying it.

No worries, Frankie. I'll try to win you over next time.

frankie is just jealous that he didn't get to suck any cock in your movie.

ROFLMFAO!

FUNNIEST... COVER... EVER!

Brandon , are you not doing the Platinum X stuff anymore ? Cause i liked some of the dvd series you made over there .

I also have a list of ladies that i think you should DEFINITELY get for your movies . I could pm the names to you

Very creative box cover.

I am sure that series will do very well.