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#291898 - 03/17/08 08:05 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Ok, this one ends in an uneasy standoff. I'm betting you two swordfight again.

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#291901 - 03/17/08 08:15 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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No I'm not a moderator and that wasn't a directive. That's just how I saw it up until your last post.

I don't care what you post about as long as it isn't spam. I will say this- I didn't see what Brandon wrote on Donny Long's board to be offensive to Christian or supportive of Long- it was just fence straddling and a way for Brandon to interject himself in the fray without having to make a commitment either way. Forced to guess I'd say Brandon heartily supports CX3 but since it's not Christian's studio Brandon needs he can't say such a thing.

I don't have a dog in this race but if I did it wouldn't be this Starr girl.

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#291903 - 03/17/08 09:57 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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After watching 50 minutes of this week's INTERVENTION, I feel qualified in saying that paperchaste's posts are a cry for help and attention. I don't care that your interests gravitate towards men, STDs, and the pain surrounding your inferiority complexes.

I will no longer enable you or your addiction to men. I will pray for you but I will not help you by giving you the attention that you crave from Alpha males such as myself. The fact that my penis is larger than yours is irrelevant...to me, at least. As they say on the show, "There is nothing I won't do to help you beat this addiction but there is nothing I will do to help it continue."

http://www.aetv.com/intervention/

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#291904 - 03/17/08 09:59 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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The fact that my penis is larger than yours is irrelevant...




What have you guys been up to that you know that is a FACT?
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#291905 - 03/17/08 10:04 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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It's called being omnipotent. I beg you all to please turn this thread back to Bobbi Starr. Apologies to anyone hoping for Bobby Starr to enter the biz. (I'm looking at you, paperchaste.) Will you settle for Bobby Manilla? Bobby Rinaldi??

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#291906 - 03/18/08 07:53 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Max also had this to say:
"Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks."

Get anything from that one, bub??





Two shay brandon Too shea. I always preferred Herman Blume's quote from a deleted scene only seen on the namibian version of the dvd

Herman Blume: Its better to lay with a woman you love then with a thousand who are meaningless, she is my rushmore Max.


I just want the best for you Brandon, you are an attractive man, with a sparkling personality and it appears as if you work out more often then not, you can have your pick from almost any woman you want, I guess what im saying is I know you won't leave porn to settle down with one woman anytime soon but one day you will and I wish you good health until that day, with much love Monkey.
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#291908 - 03/18/08 08:06 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

It's called being omnipotent. I beg you all to please turn this thread back to Bobbi Starr. Apologies to anyone hoping for Bobby Starr to enter the biz. (I'm looking at you, paperchaste.) Will you settle for Bobby Manilla? Bobby Rinaldi??




hmmm, I have no idea who those two people are Brandon, but if they're gay talent you're worrying me again.




Bobby manilla was a jazz club owner/band leader in the 1940's and 50's , he was childhood friends with louis armstrong (probably known to most as the negro who played the trumpet and sang what a wonderful world). He was outwardly gay which in that time was a huge deal, he was beaten and lynched in 1958.
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#291911 - 03/18/08 12:14 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Boby Manilla iz' a' fucking'ah phillipino' who directs'ah for' som'e website'z (brazzers) he iz' cheap'h as a jew' fuckin'g scame'r
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#291912 - 03/18/08 01:24 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

It's called being omnipotent. I beg you all to please turn this thread back to Bobbi Starr. Apologies to anyone hoping for Bobby Starr to enter the biz. (I'm looking at you, paperchaste.) Will you settle for Bobby Manilla? Bobby Rinaldi??




hmmm, I have no idea who those two people are Brandon, but if they're gay talent you're worrying me again.




I have done an incredible amount of research to figure you out, Sir. My findings will be published in book form and attached to May's dvd release. Here's the Executive Summary: You are what's known as a "bug chaser." You are only interested in discussing men and disease. As soon as the topic shifts (this is, after all, a thread about Bobbi Starr) to anything other than men or STDs, you....well, you know what you do. My scientific mind only wanted to know why.

It's simple. You are seeking out information on men with diseases and hoping to contract them yourself. You are not man enough to go whole hog for HIV+ status, but you'll dabble with anything less severe. You get a chubby at the mention of chlamydia. You perspire when you read about gonnorhea. You salivate at the thought of breaking off a few anal warts, roasting them on a stick over a campfire, and chewing them like mini marshmellows. You are a sick, sick man.....well, not quite as sick as you want to be, eh?

If you'd like help, here is some information.
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5939950/bug_chasers

http://www.alternativesmagazine.com/15/hill.html

http://gaylife.about.com/cs/gay101/a/bugparties.html

While I do not condone your methods, I do encourage you to get the psychological help you need.

P.S. I don't have time to respond to the PM you sent me late last night. Basically, though, the Mann Act has nothing to do with what you mentioned. It's a Federal law that prohibits interstate transport of individuals for immoral purposes. It cannot help you buy or sell men. Those days ended in 1865 with the 13th Amendment to the Constitution. Guess that 13 is really unlucky for you...sorry.

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#291913 - 03/18/08 01:38 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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No one ever answered, I thought Bobbi took care of herself, what are those open wounds next to her lips, even if she nicked herself shaving, there wouldnt be a wound that deep and more than one. Im concerned.

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#291915 - 03/18/08 08:54 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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First lesson in comedy: Be original. You are "the other shoe dropping" when all you do is echo my material. To that end, you don't earn your merit badge. You're boring. You're a hack. To summarize, you're a boring hack.

Go hone your skills and come back fresh, ok? Start with some knock, knock jokes and work your way up. If you get lonely and need inspiration, I suggest watching the last 30 minutes of 8 Mile. Just because you are a loser now and have underachieved throughout your pathetic life does not mean you can't win big if you apply yourself.

As Eminem said in Lose Yourself
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

Do not miss your chance to blow, paperchaste. When the moment comes, you'll know what to do.

Enjoy your mini marshmellows.

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#291917 - 03/18/08 09:23 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Registered: 03/15/08
Posts: 190
Loc: California
She is a nice young lady, with that I agree. However, she looks like Dana Dearmond and has no tits, so therefore, she isn't hot.

If she wouldn't have thrown herself in whore overdrive her cunt wouldn't have that appearance. There isn't much left for these whores to prove after all the debauchery of Arianna Jollee.
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#291918 - 03/18/08 09:52 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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First lesson in comedy: Be original. You are "the other shoe dropping" when all you do is echo my material. To that end, you don't earn your merit badge. You're boring. You're a hack. To summarize, you're a boring hack.





Brandon I feel your pain son, cause im living it. I saw you got a nice grab in rebeca linares for your last series who is in the midst of a battle with your ex melissa lauren. Looks like you are porn's version of kevin bacon. I guess my question is what path would you take to get to this guy (pictured below) through melissa or rebeca? Just trying to work out how many degrees it is
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#291919 - 03/18/08 10:01 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Sorry, Monkey, but I like my paths to lead to women. You and paperchaste have a lot in common. Now, pucker up your lips and blow on one of his anal wart marshmellows. You can spoon him next to the campfire a la Heath and Jake.


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#291920 - 03/18/08 10:06 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Sorry, Monkey, but I like my paths to lead to women. You and paperchaste have a lot in common.





Brandon its not that you haven't found the right man its more you haven't found the right amount yet. Im willing to negotiate with you privately if interested, monkey
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#291921 - 03/18/08 10:51 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I now know who you are, monkey. You are that simian who was on youtube.com. You stuck your index finger up your own butt, smelled it, and fell over.

Enjoy your perversions but please let me enjoy mine. They do not involve you, your feces-stained finger, or rude dudes like pooperchase.

If you don't stop soon, your ass will blow apart in rhesus pieces. You will be the primate equivalent of Mila and her prolapsed colon.


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#291922 - 03/19/08 12:14 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I now know who you are, monkey. You are that simian who was on youtube.com. You stuck your index finger up your own butt, smelled it, and fell over.

Enjoy your perversions but please let me enjoy mine. They do not involve you, your feces-stained finger, or rude dudes like pooperchase.

If you don't stop soon, your ass will blow apart in rhesus pieces. You will be the primate equivalent of Mila and her prolapsed colon.





Brandon I know youre not a homophobe, you got into porn not only to be the star of the movies you are in but also the imagination of the fans that watch you. Im not too proud to admit ive fantasized about you before, ive also fantasized about the new and improved gypsy too. At the very least when I see anything to do with rushmore you'll be the first thing in my mind, monkey
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#291923 - 03/19/08 12:26 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I liked you better when you first started posting. You were cool. You were funny. You rocked that afro.

What happened??




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#291924 - 03/19/08 12:50 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I liked you better when you first started posting. You were cool. You were funny. You rocked that afro.

What happened??





Well I was never cool but as far as what might of happened im guessing the fact I lost my passion for life and depression? On the flip side those are two key components to my 400% increase in brandon iron product purchases in the past 12 months, I enjoyed the scene where courtney cummz had a lot of sperm on her face, not sure of the title, it was wonderful though.
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#291925 - 03/19/08 01:45 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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The title is POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS). Volume 2 will be released as soon as you post a pic of you putting volume 1 in your toaster.

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#291926 - 03/19/08 11:37 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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The title is POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS). Volume 2 will be released as soon as you post a pic of you putting volume 1 in your toaster.





Ahh i see, I bet she won't work for you now though, I bet she isn't too fond of her early days in porn, good news is she fired monstar. I wish you well Brandon
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#291927 - 03/20/08 12:31 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I'll take your bet and show my cards, monkey.


Why oh why did you let your membership to www.covermyface.com lapse?? You put me in the sticky situation of having to post pics from Courtney's shoots and frankly, I have better things to do with my time than promote porn.


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#291928 - 03/20/08 02:42 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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frankly, I have better things to do with my time than promote porn.





What exactly??
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#291929 - 03/20/08 02:45 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Watch it.

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#291930 - 03/20/08 08:11 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Those movies are so ridiculous in my opinion, who wants to watch men wait for their turn to jerk off on a girl? Certainly not me, I would never spend 35.00 to buy that type of movie, and I buy lots of movies.

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#291931 - 03/20/08 10:55 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Watch it.




Do you critique your own performances?

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Those movies are so ridiculous in my opinion, who wants to watch men wait for their turn to jerk off on a girl? Certainly not me, I would never spend 35.00 to buy that type of movie, and I buy lots of movies.




What kind of movies do you buy gypsy? Im curious. Brandon doesnt tend to cater to the female audience , which he is cool with as long as he has people like me buying his product
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#291932 - 03/21/08 01:25 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I critque your critiques of my performances. You have swung wildly in the past year or so, much like the way you cavort from tree to tree in the urban jungle.

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#291933 - 03/21/08 02:22 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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You guys need to hate fuck and get this over with .
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