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#291629 - 12/21/07 08:27 AM yr favorite xmas tune
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here's mine



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#291630 - 12/21/07 09:43 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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#291631 - 12/21/07 11:19 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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#291632 - 12/21/07 11:35 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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#291633 - 12/21/07 11:40 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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i hope i'm doing this right... it's a visual of the "dear santa" song on the bob and tom radio show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysseRhMi6U&feature=related

granite the clip is full of spelling jondras


Edited by Gigi (12/21/07 11:47 AM)
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#291634 - 12/21/07 12:27 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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anything on the diplomats christmas cd.

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#291635 - 12/21/07 01:11 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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here's mine




Nothing says Christmas like...

"You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot"

Awesome song.


But those teeth?
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#291636 - 12/21/07 01:19 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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I hate Christmas music. I usually bump Sun-Ra around this time.
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#291637 - 12/21/07 03:14 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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This one always brings the house down after everyone pigs out on Calamari, Baccala, Anchovies, Clams, 10 different types of pasta and homemade wine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LldaBUm1ZhQ

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#291638 - 12/21/07 07:05 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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#291639 - 12/21/07 11:04 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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Quote:

here's mine




Nothing says Christmas like...

"You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot"

Awesome song.


But those teeth?




12/21:

"BBC reconsiders 'Fairytale' censorship
Decision to cut vulgar words met with criticism
By ALI JAAFAR
BBC execs rediscovered some Christmas cheer and rethought their plans to censor "Fairytale of New York," a festive fave as ubiquitous in Blighty as mince pies.

The song, written and recorded by Irish musicians the Pogues and the late Kirsty MacColl two decades ago and a staple of yuletide festivities, is much-cherished for its salty, unsentimental lyrics. "You scumbag, you maggot," sings MacColl during one of the duet's more memorable refrains.

Execs at the BBC's flagship Radio 1 provoked an outcry, however, when they decided to cut the "F" word, despite years of being aired in its entirety. Also nixed was Pogues' frontman and songwriter Shane MacGowan's riposte of "an old slut on junk."

"Gratuitous vulgarity" and "unnecessary" came the cries from Radio 1 reps wheeled out by the Brit pubcaster to defend its decision.

The decision was met with bemusement and criticism all around, including MacColl's mother, Jean, and Radio 1 breakfast DJ Chris Moyles. Even sister channel Radio 2 ignored the ban by continuing to air the song uncut.

And so the inevitable happened. "The unedited version will be played from now on," said Radio 1 controller Andy Parfitt.

The song, which only made it to No. 2 in the U.K. charts when released in 1987, has been re-issued in the hope that it will finally make it to the top of the charts this year."
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#291640 - 12/22/07 12:01 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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shit i didnt know Kirsty MacColl was even dead...


thanks for fucking up Xmas for me Gunker!!!!


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#291641 - 12/22/07 12:40 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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This one always brings the house down after everyone pigs out on Calamari, Baccala, Anchovies, Clams, 10 different types of pasta and homemade wine.




Sounds like my grandmother's house. Mmmnnnn. I like all the Christmas songs. I love Christmas so much! Faves are Dave Brubek's Charlie Brown Christmas song, Feed the World, I'll Be Home for Christmas, The entire Nutcracker Suite score, Ave Maria, Oh Tannenbaum, and You've Got Those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells.
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#291642 - 12/22/07 01:02 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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Snoopy's Christmas. By The Royal Guardsmen.
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#291643 - 12/22/07 11:11 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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#291644 - 12/22/07 12:24 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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this has always been one of my favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ckePkXkuY


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#291645 - 12/22/07 05:49 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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shit i didnt know Kirsty MacColl was even dead...


thanks for fucking up Xmas for me Gunker!!!!









P.S. Also, Shane MacGowan has dental issues.


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#291646 - 12/22/07 06:20 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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#291647 - 12/22/07 07:06 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysseRhMi6U&feature=related




c'mon, watch this already, i swear it's funny....
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#291648 - 12/22/07 07:34 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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Huh, I didn't know that the Bob and Tom Show was on the air outside of the state of Indiana. Or are they on satellite radio now, too?
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#291649 - 12/22/07 07:49 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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Here is another great one and I never knew there was a video for it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjaPXihbORk

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#291650 - 12/23/07 05:06 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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Huh, I didn't know that the Bob and Tom Show was on the air outside of the state of Indiana. Or are they on satellite radio now, too?


i don't have satellite radio, i guess it's just syndicated.
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#291651 - 12/23/07 07:09 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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Huh, I didn't know that the Bob and Tom Show was on the air outside of the state of Indiana. Or are they on satellite radio now, too?




It's syndicated, you can't swing a dead cat across the dial without hitting it somewhere in Kansas. I can pick up at least three stations that carry it in my house.
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#291652 - 12/23/07 08:36 AM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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Christmas in Hell.....ROFLMAO.

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#291653 - 12/23/07 02:36 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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#291654 - 12/23/07 04:41 PM Re: yr favorite xmas tune
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