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#290654 - 12/13/07 07:34 AM
Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cunt."
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Ex-Porn Star Texas Presley did an interview with SomethingAwful.com in which she dishes the dirt on her former porn life and reveals that Tiffany Taylor has the smelliest pussy of all time.
Texas Presley-Interview with a Former Porn Star Quote:
Dave: So, since this is Something Awful and everything, are you ready to talk some shit?
Texas: YES! I'm scared and excited. The hair on my neck is standing up.
Dave: Let's hit the ground running: which adult actor or actress smells the worst?
Texas: Tiffany Taylor. No question. No hesitation.
Dave: Please describe her smell for the good people at home.
Texas:Worst smelling vagina OF ALL TIME. Low tide exploded inside her cervix.
Dave: Would you go so far as to say that her vagina could be used to strip the paint off a battleship?
Texas:Yes, I could say that. I think her vagina was actually filled with the "dip" from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Whew, even remembering that makes me cringe. I hear she won Jenna Jameson's "pornstar challenge show"...like, how funny is that show, for real? It's like a beauty pageant for beauty queens whose uncles gave them one too many hugs...
Dave: So did you say anything about her vagina, or did you just let it go?
Texas: I was really in a pickle in that circumstance. I can be really shy at times, especially if someone is completely rank like that. I mean... she's already acting like a fucking cunt and ruining the scene... so now I'm going to tell her that her vagina smells like a dead skunk inside a trash can? I kept trying to hint to the director, but didn't have the balls to just up and say it. Really, there was no way to win that situation. In hindsight I should've just vomited and fainted. Maybe that would've made it more apparent.
Dave: Who wins the award for bitchiest? Besides you.
Texas: Again, I'd have to say Tiffany Taylor. She was incredibly moody, and difficult. Argued a lot with the director, just came off really snotty and spoiled. Granted, this could be due to the fact that her pussy smelled of vinegar and fish guts. That probably put me in a pretty shitty mood, too. Second, id say was a director... shit, what was her name... for Metro. Brandi, or something. She was literally famous for shoving baseball bats up her asshole. And she's giving ME attitude?
Edited by KilgoreTrout (12/13/07 09:44 AM)
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#290656 - 12/13/07 08:12 AM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Okay. Who's the chick she's talking about here? Any guesses? Quote:
Texas: I wont use her name, because I actually do like her,.but I always think of it whenever I see her in movies now. Even though she's smokin' hot and a great performer... I can't ever stand to watch...
So, she's younger... like 20, which in the industry is like MILF age now. Anyway, she meets this guy on MySpace, and he's like this little small town podunk backwoods marine or something, and he's even younger than her. Completely naïve. He's never even SEEN a porno, and this girl is like hugely famous in the industry. She has the dirtiest mouth I've ever heard, fucks the biggest dicks, does anal, double penetration, the whole 9, and she's dating this 18 year old kid.
So they fly back and forth to see each other. And she's crying to me, telling me that she feels so bad, she doesn't want to tell him everything she's done (which I understand) and then she launches into this tirade on all the STD's she's gotten over the years (most of them before porn; they test you in the industry). And im thinking "oh, she got the clap once or twice or whatever, and it can't be that bad, yadda yadda yadda."
Oh boy was I wrong. She's like "I've had gonorrhea four times, I've had warts burned off three times, Chlamydia like who knows how many times, and the list goes on. I'm sitting there trying my fucking hardest not to burst out laughing, because I think it's just fucking amazing what she's saying to me... but of course, absolutely horrified. I mean, you can clear up most of that stuff, but WHAT THE FUCK!?
Dave: So she had dozens of STDs before she was even in porn? Porn cleaned up her vagina?
Texas: Yes! And that's the funny part! It fucking put a leash on her glaringly obvious sexual addiction.
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#290657 - 12/13/07 08:24 AM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
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So, she's younger... like 20, which in the industry is like MILF age now.
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#290658 - 12/13/07 09:56 AM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Registered: 08/13/07
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Second, id say was a director... shit, what was her name... for Metro. Brandi, or something. She was literally famous for shoving baseball bats up her asshole. And she's giving ME attitude?
I think she was referring to Bridgette Kerkove who directed her scene for Metro's Craving Chocolate.
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#290659 - 12/13/07 11:03 AM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
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Second, id say was a director... shit, what was her name... for Metro. Brandi, or something. She was literally famous for shoving baseball bats up her asshole. And she's giving ME attitude?
I think she was referring to Bridgette Kerkove who directed her scene for Metro's Craving Chocolate.
I thought she was talking about Bella Donna but then again "famous for shoving baseball bats up her ass" could be any number of porn whores.
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#290660 - 12/13/07 02:51 PM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
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Okay. Who's the chick she's talking about here? Any guesses?
Quote:
Texas: I wont use her name, because I actually do like her,.but I always think of it whenever I see her in movies now. Even though she's smokin' hot and a great performer... I can't ever stand to watch...
So, she's younger... like 20, which in the industry is like MILF age now. Anyway, she meets this guy on MySpace, and he's like this little small town podunk backwoods marine or something, and he's even younger than her. Completely naïve. He's never even SEEN a porno, and this girl is like hugely famous in the industry. She has the dirtiest mouth I've ever heard, fucks the biggest dicks, does anal, double penetration, the whole 9, and she's dating this 18 year old kid.
So they fly back and forth to see each other. And she's crying to me, telling me that she feels so bad, she doesn't want to tell him everything she's done (which I understand) and then she launches into this tirade on all the STD's she's gotten over the years (most of them before porn; they test you in the industry). And im thinking "oh, she got the clap once or twice or whatever, and it can't be that bad, yadda yadda yadda."
Oh boy was I wrong. She's like "I've had gonorrhea four times, I've had warts burned off three times, Chlamydia like who knows how many times, and the list goes on. I'm sitting there trying my fucking hardest not to burst out laughing, because I think it's just fucking amazing what she's saying to me... but of course, absolutely horrified. I mean, you can clear up most of that stuff, but WHAT THE FUCK!?
Dave: So she had dozens of STDs before she was even in porn? Porn cleaned up her vagina?
Texas: Yes! And that's the funny part! It fucking put a leash on her glaringly obvious sexual addiction.
Barbi Cummings?
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#290663 - 12/13/07 05:24 PM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/15/07
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because this is xxxpt, not adt.
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#290664 - 12/13/07 05:34 PM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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at least she didnt have no bad words for veronica jett dookie breath.
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#290666 - 12/13/07 06:06 PM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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i wash my mouth out with soap on a daily...thank you very much guapo
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#290668 - 12/14/07 06:07 AM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I was thinking the girl could be Gia Paloma. I remember the Gia Paloma incident that involved a date unaware of her whoredom, but I don't remember anything about a baseball bat in regards to her. Only one other one I can think, that fits the criteria anyway. The french are a pretty filthy people.
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#290669 - 12/14/07 06:09 AM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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can you guess who the guy is she is talking about trying to kiss her while her boyfriend is watching? i guess the trannie thing gives it away. she was so fucking hot, but the suitcase pimp was unreal, he posted up about 5 feet from our scene.
Why didn't ya just kick his ass Christian?
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#290672 - 12/14/07 01:37 PM
Re: Texas Presley: "Tiffany Taylor has a smelly cu
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#290675 - 12/14/07 03:44 PM
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iShoothim.
Maybe the picture means "I made my girlfriend sell her vagina so I can buy things like this and you didn't."
WTF does she get from this loser, what does he "do" for her? Fuckin' Shallow, superficial, clueless idiots. Seriously, look at this bozo!!! Anyone care to guess what his situation will be when he turns 40?........ ........I am so goddamned better than this asshole in everyway except things that involve using your legs.
I do believe the guy is her X boy friend. I also believe he is a Club owner/manager/promoter in Vegas so maybe Christian knew him in his former life as a bouncer. Since he is professional "party" guy I'm guessing he supplied this wench with free alcohol, drugs, and the "idea" of making porno so he could watch Christian rub one off in her rancid mouth.
Yep he is living the dream...good Times....
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#290677 - 12/14/07 05:40 PM
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#290678 - 12/14/07 05:57 PM
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texas had big jowells
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#290679 - 12/14/07 08:24 PM
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porn exit interviews are the best.
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