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Bros before hoes, dude. Tell him. If the girlfriend hasn't told him yet, and he doesn't have an issue with her porn past, great! If he does, he wasn't right for her anyway.

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Porner, hooker, stripper, that probably eliminates most of the girls working their way through school.

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first i would jack off to her movie. then i would attempt to extort money out of her to keep her disgrace a secret.

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Guapo has the right idea, why is nobody paying attention to him?

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Goddamn right.....!

While Gia's "Bros b4 Ho's" usually trumps most situations, I might actually butt-the-fuck out and simply watch from afar, for a lot of reasons. Mostly because I cant see it being that much an issue anymore....I've known a few fulltime whores who have eventually settled down with some dude/sap/Dennis Hof-esque pimp/sugar-daddy and did NOT tell them right away about their past (if the guy didnt already know or if thats how they met in the first place)....as long as she can do simple math so she doesnt overdraw the account(s) you give her, doesnt shit in the toilet and forget to flush, allows you to jerk off into her mouth twice a day and isnt a pertri dish of STDs, what problem can you possibly have from her past?

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While Gia's "Bros b4 Ho's" usually trumps most situations, I might actually butt-the-fuck out and simply watch from afar, for a lot of reasons. Mostly because I cant see it being that much an issue anymore....I've known a few fulltime whores who have eventually settled down with some dude/sap/Dennis Hof-esque pimp/sugar-daddy and did NOT tell them right away about their past (if the guy didnt already know or if thats how they met in the first place)....as long as she can do simple math so she doesnt overdraw the account(s) you give her, doesnt shit in the toilet and forget to flush, allows you to jerk off into her mouth twice a day and isnt a pertri dish of STDs, what problem can you possibly have from her past?

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first i would jack off to her movie. then i would attempt to extort money out of her to keep her disgrace a secret.

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BINGO! We have a w i n n e r!!!!!
That my friend is the correct answer.

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A car pulls into the parking lot, and the princess steps out and says hi to all her friends.

People applaud.

With her in the car, is a young guy. He looks like he’s in his early 20’s, and he doesn’t really seem like the type to be hanging around with a chick like her. Then I see his face when he looks up at the screen and sees the girl that he arrived with, and she’s got her legs behind her head like a contortionist while this rather rude gentleman is alternating shoving his cock in her ass, and then her mouth, over and over again......The kid’s eyes are locked on the screen. He’s got this look in his eyes is like he really believes that his brain must be malfunctioning. Like he just can’t comprehend what he’s watching. Like as if he didn’t even know she was a porn star. His jaw drops.

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I would love love love to find a girl from my high school/college doing porn - it's my ultimate goal. I wouldn't say anything, but I would secretly watch her tapes

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