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#289815 - 12/06/07 06:09 PM This weekend
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm going to the house where they filmed "a christmas story". i hope i can buy a little orphan annie secret decoder ring in the gift shop.

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#289816 - 12/06/07 06:18 PM Re: This weekend
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I still laugh everytime the dad says "fra-gee-lay, must be italian".
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#289817 - 12/06/07 06:31 PM Re: This weekend
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#289818 - 12/07/07 03:30 AM Re: This weekend
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We just bought that last weekend so we can watch it while we set up the tree this weekend. Parts of it were shot nearby in Toronto. If you look closely you can see the TTC streetcars in the downtown shopping scenes. The whole movie is classic.

My wifes a very very short size zero at the largest. I'm hoping to find a kids' large size pink bunny sleeper for her as a joke, just like the one Ralphie had to wear from his aunt.

"My God. He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny."

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#289819 - 12/07/07 04:43 AM Re: This weekend
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#289820 - 12/10/07 02:07 PM Re: This weekend
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that place was such a trip... they even had "life buoy" soap (with teeth marks) in the bathroom, and a crooked star on the christmas tree. got pictures of my kids under the kitchen sink, a la little brother randy. if any of you ever have the misfortune of being in or near cleveland in the winter, you totally have to go.
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#289821 - 12/16/07 06:05 PM Re: This weekend
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this snow is driving me insane.


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#289822 - 12/16/07 06:08 PM Re: This weekend
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Are you sure that's snow? It's making me crazy too, especially with the people who drive fucking snowplow trucks for a living being lazy.
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#289823 - 12/16/07 06:11 PM Re: This weekend
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yes, that's snow, i have a foot of it outside my house, i'll never drive again, i ended up in my neighbor's yard and i had to pay each of my kids five dollars to not tell my husband since he made me swear not to drive. oh, and i have no idea how the snow formed a perfect triangle on my tongue.
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#289824 - 12/16/07 06:33 PM Re: This weekend
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Then again I guess if everyone were educated there would be nobody driving snowplows or working at Arby's. I went outside about an hour ago and even the walkway that was shoveled comes halfway up my calf.
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#289825 - 12/16/07 06:55 PM Re: This weekend
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Registered: 01/27/06
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cute hat gigi!
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#289826 - 12/16/07 11:51 PM Re: This weekend
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Snow blows!
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#289827 - 12/17/07 02:33 AM Re: This weekend
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Are you fucking kidding me??



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#289828 - 12/19/07 03:45 PM Re: This weekend
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There's a house all done up like Santa's when I go running at night and I enjoy this very much. I also like running past where they sell Christmas trees because I like the smell. My place is all Christmas'd out, but no tree because people at the tree places think 'do you deliver?' is a weird question. They need to invent a place that delivers, sets up, and takes down then sends to a tree recycling place. I made some really pretty cards from Martha Stewart mag. Today I was sending one to my dad and almost signed it 'gia jordan.' Not even my friends call me that. What the fuck? Maybe I'm so used to electronic communication that I only associate handwriting with signing stuff.
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#289829 - 12/19/07 04:00 PM Re: This weekend
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
One of my closest friends plays the kid (Flick) that freezes his tongue on the pole on the triple dog dare. I am having dinnner with him tonight before I depart on my Christmas (working) vacation.

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#289830 - 12/19/07 04:09 PM Re: This weekend
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Today I was sending one to my dad and almost signed it 'gia jordan.'



Good thing you didn't. He may have googled the name and be shocked.
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#289831 - 12/19/07 05:07 PM Re: This weekend
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I made some really pretty cards from Martha Stewart mag.


i made gingerwhore bukkake christmas ornaments. they hang upsidedown.
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#289832 - 12/19/07 05:24 PM Re: This weekend
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Gigi, we must see pics of the bukkakements.
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#289833 - 12/20/07 12:20 AM Re: This weekend
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One of my closest friends plays the kid (Flick) that freezes his tongue on the pole on the triple dog dare. I am having dinnner with him tonight before I depart on my Christmas (working) vacation.




You mean Scotty Schwartz? From Scotty's X-Rated Adventure?
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#289834 - 12/21/07 10:51 PM Re: This weekend
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In Ohio, the pollution is such that triangular Windowpane LSD falls from the skies and the populace dresses their Christmas trees in a frenzy of XPT iconography.

Also in Ohio, at this time, Windsock is behind the wheel, driving from Point A to Point B....

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#289835 - 12/22/07 02:23 AM Re: This weekend
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
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One of my closest friends plays the kid (Flick) that freezes his tongue on the pole on the triple dog dare. I am having dinnner with him tonight before I depart on my Christmas (working) vacation.






take some pics of that guy im curious to see what he looks like now.howd you meet him btw?

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#289836 - 12/22/07 04:58 PM Re: This weekend
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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this snow is driving me insane.





We have a lot of snow in LA too, and it has driven people insane on numerous occasions...

By the way, what's the point of posting your face pictures on xpt if they're not followed up with hardcore shots?


Marry X-mas

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#289837 - 12/22/07 05:00 PM Re: This weekend
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Vanessa wants to tug her cock at Gigi's face.
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#289838 - 12/22/07 05:05 PM Re: This weekend
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Vanessa wants to tug her cock at Gigi's face.



Gosh, you really can't let go of it, can you?

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#289839 - 12/22/07 06:31 PM Re: This weekend
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You're the one who can't let go of it since it's attached to you.
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#289840 - 12/22/07 07:05 PM Re: This weekend
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Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:


By the way, what's the point of posting your face pictures on xpt if they're not followed up with hardcore shots?



because my current ass is scaring me right now. i'm going on the gia jordan eating plan as soon as i run out of leftovers, although she said i have to throw out my butter-flavored crisco so i'm kind of freakin about that.


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#289841 - 12/24/07 08:14 PM Re: This weekend
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
I wrapped presents all day. I did some of them in velvet wallpaper and did the bows in satin ribbons. The others are in solid colored shiny paper and I made some different bows from wire and an old taffeta dress then added pieces from my wreath on top.
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