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#289508 - 06/22/08 01:34 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
static Offline
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Public Defender = Prison Deliverer, he will be getting some major time, you get what you pay for.

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#289509 - 06/22/08 01:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Hey Brandon, what are the chances you'd be able to organize a "care package" for the Arif family and their dead child?




Nothing done to help Brian takes away from the grief of the Arif family. Brian hasn't been convicted of anything and many facts are in dispute. If you weren't there, you can't judge either. It's possible to show support for Brian without condoning what happened that day.

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#289511 - 06/22/08 03:11 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Knowing that you don't have two nickels to rub together, I will take that as the joke it is. I will pass on your concerns to Brian.

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#289514 - 06/23/08 01:40 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Will anyone be attending Brian's court appearance? I've attended court before just to watch and it was very interesting

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#289515 - 06/23/08 11:34 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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That's how you pick your victims?
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#289516 - 06/23/08 12:55 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
KALLA Offline
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Doesn't Brian got any real family or friends who can spare $20 bucks on him for his commisary? Why are you asking total strangers for handouts? You're making it seem like an ad to help a starving African child.
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#289517 - 06/23/08 03:31 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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#289518 - 06/23/08 03:36 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Doesn't Brian got any real family or friends who can spare $20 bucks on him for his commisary? Why are you asking total strangers for handouts? You're making it seem like an ad to help a starving African child.




brain done fucked all family and friends children so the answer is no.

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#289519 - 06/23/08 03:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Nicely done Jim B.

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#289520 - 06/23/08 03:55 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Brian hasn't had a trial. You weren't at the accident. Neither was I. If you want to write him a letter, fine. If not, that's fine, too.

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#289521 - 06/23/08 04:17 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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What part of "while he awaits trial" was unclear, BI?

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#289522 - 06/23/08 04:26 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Like I say, if you want to write Brian, he'd appreciate it. If you don't, that's cool, too. I've known Brian for about 10 years and know him to be a kind, helping person. That's it, that's all. Make fun all you want. It's your right.

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#289524 - 06/23/08 04:54 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Please don't make any of this about me. Joke all you want. It doesn't bother me in the least. I'm just trying to help out a friend who's going through a tough time, nothing more.

No one has to buy anything. Writing a letter only costs the price of a postage stamp.

Brian's the kind of guy that would probably enjoy the humour, too. On the other hand, he's the last person who would make fun of anyone in similar circumstances.

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#289525 - 06/23/08 06:13 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Brian hasn't had a trial. You weren't at the accident. Neither was I. If you want to write him a letter, fine. If not, that's fine, too.


Please don't be so polyanish Irons, he irrevocably altered the life of an entire family because he and some other douchebag were poking at each others' ego.

And please don't break out with this "he hasn't had a trial" or "he's innocent until proven guilty" bullshit. Those are legal standards. Even you have to admit Brian made a big, big, life-altering mistake.

If he's reading, he better start with the Bible, Torah, Koran or similar faith book. He's gonna need it.

Has he even apologized to the family? I don't recall him ever making a single statement expressing his regrets to them.

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#289526 - 06/23/08 06:33 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Da Burglar Offline
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Someone call Bob Geldoff and explain this fucking situation andf get HIM to raise money for this fucking retard, I am sick of this thread, I give my spare money to hospitals and whores, two vitally important aspects of this fucked up world. Goddamn pothead pirate
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#289528 - 06/23/08 10:29 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Is Sally Struthers really that fat or did someone fuck around with her picture? I remember she was in a bikini a couple of times on All in the Family. She was quite strokable.
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#289529 - 06/23/08 10:49 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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I think it's ok to be Brian's friend whether he is convicted of a crime or not.

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#289530 - 06/23/08 10:53 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Dean Wormer, if you want more than bikini shots search the web for her topless scene in Five Easy Pieces fucking Jack Nicholson. You can easily find a rapidshare link with the scene. Nice rack.
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#289531 - 06/24/08 12:11 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
ben Offline
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Unless you were a witness it sounds a complicated thing. If the car in front of you brakes then you should be at a sufficient distance behind that you can brake safely. I've been involved in a few accidents where a car behind has run into me and also where i've run into a car in front of me. Its not usual that the car behind would swerve off the road to avoid me

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#289532 - 06/24/08 12:18 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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that's because they didnt know it was you
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#289533 - 06/24/08 02:06 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Sally has really blown up, she looks like Aurora, the gum-chewing, Blueberry chick on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I tried to send Brian a care package and it said my credit card was no good, lmao. It is good, because it is a debit card and there is some money in the bank. But of all places for me to get declined, trying to buy a prison gift basket. Now I have to worry if it is going to be charged for someone's bail money.

BTW, IMHO we can't judge Brian for what happened because WE don't know what happened. Even the newspaper reports elude to the fact that his car was not physically involved in the accident that ended up being a tragedy. And of course that famlly was horribly affected and we should care about how they are doing. Because no matter whose fault it was, it wasn't theirs, and they have to live with the terrible aftermath.

If there was proof that Brian was driving impaired or had a suspended license, or was racing, I'd be more apt to be pissed about whatever role he had in the accident, because he would have been DRIVING illegally and breaking the law

But there is nothing that we know for sure that he did wrong. So until we know all the facts, how can we convict and condemn Brian? I, simply can't.

Smut, you know I love you, but I have to disagree with you. Wow, our first fight.

xoxo,
Cindi
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#289534 - 06/24/08 05:47 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

because he would have been DRIVING illegally and breaking the law



It's illegal to provoke another motorist into an accident. You can't jam on your breaks for no good reason, other than to piss off another driver or to force them into an accident (think insurance fraud).

I believe the question is, was Brian a "proximate cause." Perhaps Mike Pornlaw can give a brief summary of Corey v. Havener in the multiple combined causes test for proximate cause.

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#289535 - 06/24/08 06:39 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Snowman Offline
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Quote:

I believe the question is, was Brian a "proximate cause." Perhaps Mike Pornlaw can give a brief summary of Corey v. Havener in the multiple combined causes test for proximate cause.




Proximate cause is a concept more applicable to civil (negligence) cases. In criminal law, the focus will be on whether or not Brian's behavior strictly falls within the elements of the crime as set forth in the codes and interpreted by case law.

A good example of how proximate cause is not required in the criminal justice system is the felony murder rule. Think of a getaway car driver who is remains outside during a bank robbery gone bad. The robbers shoot the guard on the inside. He will be tried for murder even though he had no direct part in it and murder wasn't part of the plan.
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#289536 - 06/24/08 07:36 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Snowman, Thanks for the great answer. I know I can't sound as smart as Willie D, but does the "But For" clause apply? ( That's my favorite, it's like Six degrees of Kevin Bacon)
xoxo,
Cindi
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#289537 - 06/24/08 08:09 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
ben Offline
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Nick Hogan got something like 8 months jail for almost killing his friend. I don't know how badly his friend was hurt

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#289538 - 06/24/08 08:50 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Jigaloo Offline
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His friend was hurt badly, much like you do to your victims.
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#289539 - 06/24/08 12:33 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Snowman, thank you.

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#289540 - 06/24/08 12:48 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Registered: 09/19/05
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IMO the real issues here involve disputed facts and the specifics of California law with respect to felony murder. If the trier of fact makes certain factual findings in this case that are the most unfavorable to the defendant, then the felony murder rule may apply. It will be far easier to impose a felony conviction on the driver of the vehicle that actually struck and killed the child. The facts of this case seem to be hotly disputed. It will be interesting to see what happens in court. My main sympathies are with the family of the dead child, but I withold judgment until the case is tried.

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#289541 - 06/25/08 07:52 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Quote:

Nick Hogan got something like 8 months jail for almost killing his friend. I don't know how badly his friend was hurt


The dude is missing a huge huge huge part of his cranium, 8 months aint shit. His money did the fucking sentencing.

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#289543 - 06/25/08 03:03 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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You fucking moron! Nail files aren't going to work! And, no, neither is your "GUYS I'D GO GAY FOR" file. It's too fucking big and I don't trust what you are doing for icing.

You're disgusting.

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#289546 - 06/25/08 06:21 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Your unsolicited attention to all matters concerning me, both public and private, is highly disturbing. First, your knowledge about business structures has more gaping holes than Kelly Wells. Second, upon being accused of homoerotic fantasies, you counter that I am a more attractive sexual partner than some women. Paperchase, I will never accuse you of being a skirt chaser, that's for sure. You may wear one but you are fixated on men in general and me in particular.

The restraining order will be filed post haste. When you give in to your instincts and try to steal my underwear from my laundry hamper, leading to your detention at the Men's Central Jail, I will ask Brian to give you a Cheeto.

Bring this thread back to Mr. Surewood, please.

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#289548 - 06/25/08 07:37 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:


making sweet love to the wonderful Holly Randall





That'll totally happen for you I'm sure.

Look paperboy, this is not the way to go about sending Brian Surewood a care package.

Refer to the top of the thread and follow instructions accordingly. You may need to install Flash player or refresh your web browser but the links are there.

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#289550 - 06/25/08 09:20 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
gia jordan Offline
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This flamewar is a borefest and longwinded. Paperchase, go fight with them on some other thread.
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#289551 - 06/25/08 10:30 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Pooperchase is an idiot if only for the following reasons:
-- First, how I structure my business has nothing to do with Brian Surewood or you in the least.
-- Second, saying "...(I) am slightly above the trannies that fuck Christian and Kurt..." has nothing to do with Brian Surewood either and only serves to bring out your homoerotic fantasies. I'm not interested in you or your fantasies so please stop ranking me in your sick, perverted pecking order. I don't care.
-- Third, if you cannot afford to take the Greyhound to fuck Holly, that's your problem. I am not responsible for getting you laid and if you are an adult who seeking to "establish your heterosexuality" I feel sorry for you. Again, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.
-- Fourth, intimate knowledge of restraining orders doesn't reflect well on you, sir. In fact, it's quite the opposite and I encourage you not to bring it up on your date with Holly. As stated above, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.

Lastly, does anyone want to help Brian? I sure would!

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#289552 - 06/25/08 11:28 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
GUAPO Offline
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Pooperchase is an idiot if only for the following reasons:
-- First, how I structure my business has nothing to do with Brian Surewood or you in the least.
-- Second, saying "...(I) am slightly above the trannies that fuck Christian and Kurt..." has nothing to do with Brian Surewood either and only serves to bring out your homoerotic fantasies. I'm not interested in you or your fantasies so please stop ranking me in your sick, perverted pecking order. I don't care.
-- Third, if you cannot afford to take the Greyhound to fuck Holly, that's your problem. I am not responsible for getting you laid and if you are an adult who seeking to "establish your heterosexuality" I feel sorry for you. Again, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.
-- Fourth, intimate knowledge of restraining orders doesn't reflect well on you, sir. In fact, it's quite the opposite and I encourage you not to bring it up on your date with Holly. As stated above, this has nothing to do with Brian Surewood.

Lastly, does anyone want to help Brian? I sure would!




your nigga wanna help brian. The question is do you BI wanna help your nigga help brian?

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#289553 - 06/25/08 11:44 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Just go to page 1 or 5 of this thread, homely...I mean, homie.

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#289554 - 06/26/08 10:08 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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While cleaning out the shed at my parents', I found 3 yards of sturdy rope. Mr. Irons, could you check with Brian if he knows how to make a noose? Otherwise, I'll prepare it myself. Thank you.
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#289555 - 06/27/08 12:16 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Does anyone know what happened at Brian's hearing today?
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#289556 - 06/27/08 01:38 AM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Quote:

While cleaning out the shed at my parents', I found 3 yards of sturdy rope. Mr. Irons, could you check with Brian if he knows how to make a noose? Otherwise, I'll prepare it myself. Thank you.




If only your parents thought the same way as you do.

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#289557 - 06/27/08 02:13 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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Does anyone know what happened at Brian's hearing today?




Yeah does anyone know how it went or what it was about? Was this the first day of the trial?

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#289558 - 06/27/08 03:37 PM Re: If you want to send Brian Surewood a care pack
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The creepy guy on the internet cut the little girls up and ate them after luring them away from their parents.
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