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#28832 - 05/30/04 01:53 PM Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Since the most interesting posts on here now are my own my wanting to be here has taken a dip, and since i tend to ask the board for all things that can divide it i will. Well mainly im sick of walking on egg shells this board is like adt to me and normal for everyone else and that stinks. I can't insult the female talent even if joking and i can't post anymore marc wallice is dead posts, without the use of either of these the monkey is a former shell of himself. So i ask the board should smelly monkey be banned?




If i don't respond to this it means jeff has answered the question for me and banned me again, lots of love sm 2004-2004
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#28833 - 05/30/04 03:16 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Isn't this poll void because you are moving to the desert to eat Tabouli and stuffed grape leaves? Banning a person who is not here is pointless.
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#28834 - 05/30/04 03:17 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I can't insult the female talent even if joking and i can't post anymore marc wallice is dead posts,





Why not? Did a moderator tell you this?
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#28835 - 05/30/04 06:04 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Why not? Did a moderator tell you this?





Bigger, the big cheese, the diaper dandy himself. You know what im saying?.


Poll result update

for monkey banning 3 votes

against monkey banning 10 votes


To say im shocked would be the understatement of the year, i really expected it to be the other way around, i guess my plan to get everyone to hate me on the board isn't working. At least i know there is still a few, (lurid,kryptic,kami, smartt, probably chico, damn smuthutguy, fayner,doron d, probably wanker wang, and the list goes on).
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#28836 - 05/30/04 08:59 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Nawwwwwww,for no matter how you attempt to kill him,he always find a way to fully resurrect himself back upon this board.

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#28837 - 05/30/04 09:30 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Nawwwwwww,for no matter how you attempt to kill him,he always find a way to fully resurrect himself back upon this board.





Nope, if i get banned this time, im taking the smelly monkey act to the disney message board or somewhere equally inappropriate.
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#28838 - 05/30/04 11:33 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
xxxporntalk- it keeps the monkeys off the street

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#28839 - 05/31/04 07:05 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
this poll is a scam. Can you say how many times can the monkfish vote for himself? It was put up on the 31st which is today. The board is slow due to the holiday. 14 votes for no already? hmmmm.. sounds a little suspicious to me. Here we have a fag monkey with a selective memory posing as a "what did I do?" saint. a fag who was viscious to the ladies who largely fled cept for Kami & Gen. the fag monkey was mean to the bitches cuz he's a fag & he hates women and views them as competition for the dick obviously. So, basicaly ya'll this poll is utter bunk.

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#28840 - 05/31/04 07:16 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

this poll is a scam. Can you say how many times can the monkfish vote for himself? It was put up on the 31st which is today. The board is slow due to the holiday. 14 votes for no already? hmmmm.. sounds a little suspicious to me. Here we have a fag monkey with a selective memory posing as a "what did I do?" saint. a fag who was viscious to the ladies who largely fled cept for Kami & Gen. the fag monkey was mean to the bitches cuz he's a fag & he hates women and views them as competition for the dick obviously. So, basicaly ya'll this poll is utter bunk.




I voted against banning. He is amusing.
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#28841 - 05/31/04 08:29 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

this poll is a scam. Can you say how many times can the monkfish vote for himself? It was put up on the 31st which is today. The board is slow due to the holiday. 14 votes for no already? hmmmm.. sounds a little suspicious to me. Here we have a fag monkey with a selective memory posing as a "what did I do?" saint. a fag who was viscious to the ladies who largely fled cept for Kami & Gen. the fag monkey was mean to the bitches cuz he's a fag & he hates women and views them as competition for the dick obviously. So, basicaly ya'll this poll is utter bunk.




I think your right

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#28842 - 05/31/04 09:49 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Well Lurid, I voted no to banning him because I don't like banning anyone unless they get too out of hand and because he can be quite funny just like you are often, but if you want you can vote for banning him 24 times yourself, thus fixing the disparity in the voting.
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#28843 - 05/31/04 09:51 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I didnt vote yet.

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#28844 - 05/31/04 09:56 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I voted no twice just to see if it could be done and the answer is yes, so the actual count if no one else cheats is 1 vote less from the no column.
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#28845 - 05/31/04 10:27 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I voted no twice just to see if it could be done and the answer is yes, so the actual count if no one else cheats is 1 vote less from the no column.




I tried to vote twice and got this message: We already have a vote for this poll from this IP address.
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#28846 - 05/31/04 10:31 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Maybe because it was a different session from my ip provider, or maybe I was drunk and voted somewhere else and thought it was here, although I don't even remember drinking. Hmmmmmm
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#28847 - 05/31/04 10:33 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
No doubt it's something to do with the IP provider. I get the impression that other polls have been artificially inflated.
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#28848 - 05/31/04 11:08 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I voted no twice just to see if it could be done and the answer is yes, so the actual count if no one else cheats is 1 vote less from the no column.





You have dial-up, right Cleetus? It doesn't work if you have BB/cable.
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#28849 - 05/31/04 11:11 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Quote:



I tried to vote twice and got this message: We already have a vote for this poll from this IP address.





I got the same message which seems fair to me .

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#28850 - 05/31/04 11:29 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
you can manually change your ip address

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#28851 - 05/31/04 12:51 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
As amazing as this sounds i voted once for no and that is it. I have cable and it allows me to vote once and once only. Thats the 100% truth, i guess the only people that will know this as the truth is tony mallice and jeff stewart because i am guessing they have the ip addresses of those who voted. Unless the people who voted no come out and post on this link which would be nice. I don't need to pad my own poll, smartt said the same shit about the sammura poll only to come out and say he voted for sammura himself when he got hammered by her. So for all i know lurid probably voted no.
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#28852 - 05/31/04 12:59 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
to change your ip address with cable,
all you have to do is go to network connections and update it. I don't do this because I have places to go and tacos to eat. but it's not a hard thing. even a retard monkey can do it.

I dont want to see you banned right now monkey, but I havn't voted either way.
I do like the freedom of this board, if your gonna have a board where the participating companies are JM, Meatholes and extreme, your gonna have to have thick skin!MMMMMMMMMM DIRTY THE WAY KAMI LIKES IT

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#28853 - 05/31/04 01:05 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

to change your ip address with cable,
all you have to do is go to network connections and update it. I don't do this because I have places to go and tacos to eat. but it's not a hard thing. even a retard monkey can do it.

I dont want to see you banned right now monkey, but I havn't voted either way.
I do like the freedom of this board, if your gonna have a board where the participating companies are JM, Meatholes and extreme, your gonna have to have thick skin!MMMMMMMMMM DIRTY THE WAY KAMI LIKES IT





Well put it this way i voted once and with my ip adress tony would know if i put in multiple votes, even if you could change it like kami said, he would still know. The people i only care about knowing the truth of the poll are him and jeff anyways and if they cared to look at the ip adresses voting on it they will see for themselves. Once again i am 100% totally shocked by the poll results so far. Kami feel free to vote either way since you have such a strong opinion on this how about you actually vote on it.
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#28854 - 05/31/04 01:07 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

I dont want to see you banned right now monkey, but I havn't voted either way.

Kami feel free to vote either way since you have such a strong opinion on this how about you actually vote on it.




hehe your a stupid monkey... god bless you

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#28855 - 05/31/04 01:32 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
I wouldn't ban the monkey. I prefer to throw bricks when things get out of hand.

The only one I would ban is His Excellency if he ever posts another KILL KILL KILL note like the one aimed at Ariana. That assumes Tony hasn't already banned him.
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#28856 - 05/31/04 02:12 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Kami yesterday you said that you didn't mind that i said you had giant forehead but it changed people's perception of you, how so?.
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#28857 - 05/31/04 02:19 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

I voted no twice just to see if it could be done and the answer is yes, so the actual count if no one else cheats is 1 vote less from the no column.





You have dial-up, right Cleetus? It doesn't work if you have BB/cable.




Yup, dial up for me, I'm too poor for a better connection.
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#28858 - 05/31/04 02:33 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

to change your ip address with cable,
all you have to do is go to network connections and update it.




Wait, let's check my give a fuck meter to see if I want to change it and vote again. Nope.
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#28859 - 05/31/04 04:51 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Wait, let's check my give a fuck meter to see if I want to change it and vote again. Nope.






EXACTLY. I don't collect old books, im not sad enough to rig any poll let alone my own. I voted once , if i didn't to find out if people want to ban me or not i would've kept my mouth shut and not posted a poll at all. Whats the point in rigging it?. There is no point.
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#28860 - 05/31/04 05:02 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
that shoddy song and dance don't cut it around here stinky, and don't cut yourself short, of course you're pathetic enough to rig your own poll. you are way sad enough to do that and blow strangers for quick cash as well.

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#28861 - 05/31/04 05:13 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Sorry smelly monkey is no longer accepting insults from b grade sammuras, please feel free to apply in 6 months time.
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#28862 - 05/31/04 05:34 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
ok, try to chicken out because like it or not you gonna get clowned. I'm just gonna summon the spirit o Sammura through my ouija board, bitch!

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#28863 - 05/31/04 05:38 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Chicken out?, clowned?. How old are you really lurid, 15?.Who uses those phrases anymore, chickened out, wow a blast from way in the past.
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#28864 - 05/31/04 05:43 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
word, they are sure keen terms like, for sure, you scaredy cat. duh. is that all you can do, dildo? dis the syntax? dats it? I'm one malicious code ahead of your punk ass so SIT ON IT nerd!

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#28865 - 05/31/04 05:43 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
plese monkey-every porn chick you mention is in her 40's

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#28866 - 05/31/04 05:46 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I collect rare books. I'm just t poor to do it well.
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#28867 - 05/31/04 06:06 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

plese monkey-every porn chick you mention is in her 40's





Kami, no offense, but i would take a tatted up 44 year old mother of 7 tori wells over you everyday of the week and twice on sunday.
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#28868 - 05/31/04 06:14 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Kami, no offense, but i would take a tatted up 44 year old mother of 7 tori wells over you everyday of the week and twice on sunday.



I suspect you'll be lucky to find anywhere a tatted up 44 year old mother of 7 tori wells willing to stoop low enough to take you.
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#28869 - 05/31/04 06:15 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

plese monkey-every porn chick you mention is in her 40's





Kami, no offense, but i would take a tatted up 44 year old mother of 7 tori wells over you everyday of the week and twice on sunday.




How can you say no offense and then say what you said? Monkey may be over tired and needs to get some rest, I worry he may bite passersby.
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#28870 - 05/31/04 06:16 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hahah he bit me. we should have him put down

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#28871 - 05/31/04 06:20 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I wonder who would win Smelly Monkey or your orangutan in a fez?
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#28872 - 05/31/04 06:22 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
haha i dont need the orangatang to fight my fights, i can scrap! being a fat big foreheaded white trash whore has it's advantages, i can take and give a hit!

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#28873 - 05/31/04 06:22 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Hey i just speak the truth, like my boy andre im im im just being honest.
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#28874 - 05/31/04 06:24 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
but roses don't really smell like poo poo

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#28875 - 05/31/04 11:18 PM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
MrPoo Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
Quote:

Quote:

plese monkey-every porn chick you mention is in her 40's





Kami, no offense, but i would take a tatted up 44 year old mother of 7 tori wells over you everyday of the week and twice on sunday.




LOL good thing she has me then. Oh well monkey. Guess you never get to hump her...

im sure she is crushed now. Poor poor Kami...
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#28876 - 06/01/04 06:02 AM Re: Should smelly monkey be banned poll
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Quote:

Hey i just speak the truth, like my boy andre im im im just being honest.




my boy andre? finally coming out of the closet?

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