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#287644 - 11/19/07 06:48 AM
Vanessa Blue - Horse Face?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Her body is unreal, but her face looks like a horse head in my opinion. Obviously we have to see her when we go to AdultFYI. It is my belief that she is descendent from horses. I was thinking that she might be really attractive with about $50,000 of plastic surgery. It would be fun to cast her tied to a horse drawn carriage with blinders to hide a good portion of her face.
Another porn debutante whom I find particularly low on the evolutionary scale would be Tyler Faith. She has the nose of a long beaked eagle in flight. I can hear her cawing as crows do and eating raw nasty carrion and small bugs as she does. I think it would be fun to hire her and make her caw and flap her arms around in the scene. It may only take $10,000-$20,000 to make her attractive but she will never save up that much money now that she has split from Wankus the Rich.
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#287646 - 11/19/07 01:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/16/05
Posts: 95
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both of you are lame ducks/no pussy gettin'dweebs
just for sheer primitive kinky sexual attitude vanessa blue gets a pass.
that woman is fine and super naturally sensual
i doubt you would have ill words for her if she was in the same room as you[doubtful since its obvious neither of you have any real game]and both of you dorx would be all over that pussy like it was the best thing since sliced money
just remember shes gettin paid to fuck
you ain't
VANEESSA BLUE IS A PORN GODDESS YOU ARE A ZERO
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#287648 - 11/19/07 01:10 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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This is the gold standard for horsey faces:
All others must be measured against it.
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#287649 - 11/19/07 01:58 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/22/06
Posts: 41
Loc: Inmyhouse, CA
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Wow, well if that's the worst thing you can come up with then that's okay with me. I've seen some of the other madness you guys come up with and if all you can speak on is my face and how I look like an aggressive man-stomping animal then I'll take it! ( I always thought of myself as more of a big, black female dog, so it's all good) And I'm sorry you're tired of looking at my feminine tits and ass on Gene's site  ....You were happier with the Tranny wallpaper and found it to be more strokeworthy. I know, I know.  Darn this vagina of mine!!! If only I had a penis.....Darth would love me and I could be more like him. A bitch who accidentally wound up with a dick.  Now please take my words personally and post lots of fucked up comparison shots of me and a horse and cum on my face and dick in my mouth and don't forget to keep it original and mention my website while you're at it- VanessaBlue.Com
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#287650 - 11/19/07 03:18 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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Your work on SuperWhores 6 was dope. Why did you leave Mercenary Pictures? Tina Tyler is cool but dang. I think Lex wants a do over on that one.
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#287651 - 11/19/07 03:18 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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#287653 - 11/19/07 04:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/16/05
Posts: 95
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Wow, well if that's the worst thing you can come up with then that's okay with me. I've seen some of the other madness you guys come up with and if all you can speak on is my face and how I look like an aggressive man-stomping animal then I'll take it!
( I always thought of myself as more of a big, black female dog, so it's all good)
And I'm sorry you're tired of looking at my feminine tits and ass on Gene's site ....You were happier with the Tranny wallpaper and found it to be more strokeworthy. I know, I know.
Darn this vagina of mine!!! If only I had a penis.....Darth would love me and I could be more like him. A bitch who accidentally wound up with a dick.
Now please take my words personally and post lots of fucked up comparison shots of me and a horse and cum on my face and dick in my mouth and don't forget to keep it original and mention my website while you're at it- VanessaBlue.Com
Well at least if you had a penis it would explain that horse face. Is there proof you never did have a penis? Tranny's are like Ligers. They are abominations hated by god. I just made that up.
You are just not very attractive in the face. I really dig your body though. You are like a African Amazon Princess with prettier sibblings.
If I shot interracial barnyard movies, I would definitely cast you for them. You could be the star of a series.
Seriously why don't you get plastic surgery? You could be the Beyonce of porn with a little work... OK a lot of work, but still. You're 90% there!
you got caught out there son
now you looking dumber than ever
now matter how hard you try to debase and asassinate you come out lookin like a Nerd
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#287657 - 11/22/07 09:53 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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My entry in the Kentucky Derby running here on this thread:  "giddy-up!" "GIDDY-UP!!"
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#287658 - 11/23/07 11:49 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/22/06
Posts: 41
Loc: Inmyhouse, CA
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Not sure why this post has gone on this long but okay, whatever. And for the record Christian, you're a cool dude (before and apart from the messageboard BS) and I wish more male performers would stand up and be honest about their sexual shit like you. You've set the bar at a level no one obviously has the testicles to match and I salute you for that.  And you guys are lost if you think Christian is the only Bisexual man in this biz.He's just the only one brave enough to speak on it. Darth- Please keep talking shit about me because you're hater-ism sends me alot of traffic from this board and I've even seen a little bump in signups from this thread too so THANK YOU! Can you make another thread about how Gia put a saddle on my back and rode me into the sunset and fed me apples and carrots and put her hand up my butt to check me for worms and then post the words to Mr. Ed but change them so they include my website- VanessaBlue.Com ??? Pleeeeeease?? Big Calm- I can't really say why I left Mercenary because we're in the midst of litigation now but suffice it to say some folks would gain alot of emotional freedom if they took a few pointers from Christian and were more forthright about who they are and what they're about. Marinate on that one......... -Oh and when did a woman with a big nose mean she looks like a horse? You guys are messed up! A woman with a big nose means her mouth is designed to suck a nice fat dick and she can hold her breath alot longer than most when she swallows cum & it provides better suction for dicks and balls.......y'all are missin out man!! Hey Darth here's a lil head start for you cuz I see you're running out of funny shit to say- VB- The bitch with the big nose and a mouth like a garden hose?! You can add more I'm sure cause you're so gosh-darn witty and humorous! Okay, now it's your turn- 
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#287661 - 11/25/07 02:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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I think she's hot, but what would a thread here be if some performer wasn't insulted? I'm sure the whole thing would get deleted! 
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#287662 - 11/25/07 07:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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and for the record, i dont see myself as bisexual, buts that another thread altogether.
You fuck women but also suck cock and have been fucked in the ass (more than a few times) and you don't consider your self Bi?
Well what the fuck would you consider it?
Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with anything you do, that's your business but it would seem to me that you are the definition of "Bi", no ?
Oh and as far as Vanessa goes, I've long considered her one of the top 10 hottest girls in the biz, but your website needs work, alot of work!
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#287663 - 11/25/07 09:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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and for the record, i dont see myself as bisexual, buts that another thread altogether.
You fuck women but also suck cock and have been fucked in the ass (more than a few times) and you don't consider your self Bi?
Well what the fuck would you consider it?
Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with anything you do, that's your business but it would seem to me that you are the definition of "Bi", no ?
Oh and as far as Vanessa goes, I've long considered her one of the top 10 hottest girls in the biz, but your website needs work, alot of work!
Christian is not bi, he is heteroflexible.
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#287664 - 11/26/07 10:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Vanessa. I am deeply sorry for having hurt your feelings. I just wanted you to know that there were options available to you. You have seen the Swan TV show. That could be you. Why settle for being ugly with a great body? I don't know anyone who does that, but I am sure Jenna can give you a referral.
ps - Do you wish you looked like Ashley Blue?
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#287665 - 11/27/07 05:36 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/16/05
Posts: 95
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Vanessa. I am deeply sorry for having hurt your feelings. I just wanted you to know that there were options available to you. You have seen the Swan TV show. That could be you. Why settle for being ugly with a great body? I don't know anyone who does that, but I am sure Jenna can give you a referral.
ps - Do you wish you looked like Ashley Blue?
run on home little doggie
how old are you?14?
still living at your mom's house prehaps?
I remember my first beer too!!
you wish you could get a blowjob half as good as this one
in fact DORKITH you are a genuine wind up toy /fucktard/cheezedog
http://www.shufuni.com/straight/063f84d38c84734c558cd4ef658572b4.html
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#287666 - 11/27/07 09:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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I think she's fucking sexy. I haven't watched much of her porn, but every time I run across a pic of her I think that I need to check more of her stuff out.
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#287667 - 11/28/07 08:46 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/24/07
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I don't think she has a horse face... maybe i'm blind,but I think she is very sexy. Body is outrageous, but her face isn't bad.
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#287668 - 11/29/07 10:14 AM
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Just my humble opinion, but I think Vanessa Blue is one of the hottest, sexiest girls in the biz today.  --Glenn from Meanbitch Productions
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#287671 - 11/29/07 10:55 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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She's kinda like a black Christy Canyon.
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)... iirc, ms. blue was getting tired of coming home and finding things like wrappers from condoms that :ahem: obviously wouldn't fit lexington and finding him in the hottub with other dudes and whatnot... 
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