A wise man this week told me if i want reliable models to work with i should move to los angeles.
...this man is probably right.

however due to my canadian stick with it/stupidity. Ive booked a weeks worth of work, with independants. ex agency whores...girls who just are getting into the biz...and thrill seekers..and girls in arizona,aside from taryn thomas .
its like fucking cat wrangling.
im going to give anyone who cares a day by day rundown of the stupidity ive gotten myself into for your own amusement.

and also because i imagine it will be one fucke dup situation after another like it was last time i did this.

it sure aint canada, theres like 27 people up here and i know all the reliable girls.
let the good times roll.

first stop, vegas.

3 girls booked. one-alt porn girl who is game for my friday the 13th porn spoof im shooting... the fucking suit is going to sweat me to death ..im wondering if anyone is going to flinch when they see a guy my size in a replica jason mask walking down the strip
then my other option is a new girl who wants such an insane amount of cash i may just end up hate fucking her on behalf of my atm card

wish me luck

I'm going through this right now.

For extra cash, I shoot girls for their website or portfolio. These girls are usually non-SAG actresses or they are starting a single-girl site of their own. Naturally, the single-girl site gals are flakier and more delusional, but I just shut up and shoot.

My flake rate is pretty slim, so it's a blessing if they're only 10 minutes late. Shooting at THEIR place lessens the flake rate and any instance of forgetting their left shoe. The bad side is dealing with boyfriends or roomates, but they get bored after 5 minutes and leave.

Sometimes, I'm not so lucky. I've had girls cancel on me within hours of their call time. I've had girls cancel as I was pulling into their driveway. The fact that I probably cancelled a job because I had them booked eludes them.

If I book a girl then someone calls me regarding a job offer, I don't want to call that girl and re-schedule because I am well-versed in the laws of booking 'models.'

Law #1: The amount of talking to the whore before the shoot about the shoot is proportionate to the chance they will flake.

Only call to confirm, the day before the shoot. For that extra confirmation day of shoot, call and ask to verify their address one more time. LIE! Tell them that it wasn't coming up on Mapquest and that you will be there shortly. Works like a charm (bracelet.)

I purposely over book .
and due to sad state of humanity and whores.
i get half the girls the day of the shoot confirm.
and half of those show up.
the ones that do get my blessings and effort to get fun and well paying work until im in the grave.


you know the odd thing about it..is you think even if a model is a piece of unreliable poo poo, say for instance due to drug habits...that money, above all else would get them out and into it.

and not because of romance, or love or the birds and bees
...but for that reason alone i will never understand women

I somehow just lost my guilt for not being awake for the 2000/hr whore who Knocked on my garage door after I passed out tipped over placing my empties for the kids to take to redeem. She forgave me but I never forgave myself.

Dont ever feel guilty.
i have to tread on eggshells dealing with girls who no matter how many hoops you jump through, no matter how accomodating you are and professional.
will still royally fuck you .
but..not ...fuck you .

its okay it gives it an air of danger when you dont know if you will be able to meet a production date for a rather large project because a couple girls get too tipsy the night before and forget to set their alarm. or sleep through it .

then try and pretend they got in a "car accident" ...i think porn models have some sort of car accident curse thrown against them the moment they get in the industry .

also they seem to get their period all the time. lol

what a fuckshow vegas was
alt porn girl flaked , of course but i managed to pull up the reserves
phoenix today . doing the girlfriends family thanksgiving , the going to fuck on film , out in the desert .
models aplenty here...but fuck me if they arent the biggest headaches in the world. scottsdale is the most augmented city in the world.