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#286866 - 11/13/07 07:51 AM
NEW and improved AIM MED website!
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This unique thread is dedicated to the mixed messages and contradictions from some of the rotating banners on the aim-med site......
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#286867 - 11/13/07 07:54 AM
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With this banners hype....Facts are almost EVERYONE in porn has Herpes....That must mean that they also have HIV too. I naturally maybe reading it wrong!
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#286868 - 11/13/07 07:59 AM
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Practice makes perfect!....ok...well how do you explain this!
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#286869 - 11/13/07 08:06 AM
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Good statement......but in the last banner "practice makes perfect"....LOL! Now I am not defending the scumbags who have their way with the talent.....but by this measure I would like to sue the state government for making me take a drivers test.....I saw people drive all my life...why are you making me pay cash, take a written test and wasting my time driving this state employee around the block all to get a DL. So I think they should have a license for whores....they passed the I know how to FUCK right test.....and then its DONE! No more issues with sleazy people and porn would be much more enjoyable if people actually looked like they knew what they were doing on film!
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#286873 - 11/13/07 12:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Is that hipster or hypster?  I guess either works.
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#286874 - 11/13/07 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Is that hipster or hypster? I guess either works.
both ways(hypster is in spanglish and it deceives), but i fixed it for your enjoyment ty 
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#286878 - 11/13/07 09:49 PM
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#286879 - 08/07/09 07:22 PM
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#286881 - 08/09/09 08:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
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WTF??? No, seriously WTF???
At that age I doubt a 10 man creampie could get her pregnant, much less a popshot on her stomach.
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#286882 - 08/13/09 06:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/04
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WTF??? No, seriously WTF???
That jizz could get to the uterus via belly only if Superman was the mope that day.
At that age I doubt a 10 man creampie could get her pregnant, much less a popshot on her stomach.
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#286883 - 08/13/09 06:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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^^^Wait. I just clicked the AIM site to see if this was real. Low and behold, it is. WTF!!!!!???!!! Why are they lying and spreading misinformation? I'd also like to know which porn girls are dumb enough to believe this.
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#286884 - 08/13/09 06:56 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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That statement is true. Not sure if the responses are just joking around, but the ad is not misinformation and not just for working girls.
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#286885 - 08/13/09 07:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Are you seriously that stupid?
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#286887 - 08/13/09 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I suppose you believe the stork brought you to your parents' doorstep as well. You can't get a girl pregnant by cumming on her stomach. Unless, she scoops it up and shoves it into herself.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#286889 - 08/13/09 11:34 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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So, I'm done with my work and wrapping things up for the night, so I can spend a minute or two with this...
Onanism is a term that has come to mean "masturbation" after Onan in the Bible who had sex with his brother's wife, but did not come inside her because he did not want to get her pregnant. He wasted his seed, and God killed him for it. Wasting semen = masturbation. But, more correctly, what Onan did was practice the ancient form of birth control called Coitus Interruptus.
There is a huge myth that the only reason why coitus interruptus fails as a method of birth control is when the man loses his self control close to orgasm and ejaculates inside the woman. Sure, that is the most common reason why it fails, but not the only reason.
There are viable sperm present in "pre-cum" (called Cowper's Fluid) that is excreted well in advance of actual orgasm. Additionally, some actual ejaculate may occasionally begin to be expelled just a few seconds before the feeling of orgasm in some men, sometimes. Additionally, after ejaculating outside a woman, some men feel it is safe to re-insert their penis inside a woman or rub against the vulva and a significant amount of sperm remains in the urethra that can be expelled after orgasm is completed and even sperm around the outside of the vagina can migrate inside the vagina through minimal amounts of manual manipulation or even the act of putting on tight fitting underwear or pants. Finally, sperm continue to remain viable inside the man's urethra for hours (maybe even days) so that if he has recently masturbated or had sex with a woman and then some time later has vaginal sex with a woman and still practices coitus interruptus he can deposit a relatively large amount of sperm as the "pre-cum" is deposited in the vagina during the subsequent acts. The best defense against this is to urinate several times between each sex act.
The current position paper by the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology regarding the pitfalls of coitus interruptus as a means of preventing pregnancy can give you much more detail; however, this is what the ad was getting at. Coitus interruptus (e.g. "a pop shot on your tummy") has a failure rate of up to 25%.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#286891 - 08/13/09 11:56 PM
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Registered: 06/16/07
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Who is this handsome fella? 
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#286892 - 08/14/09 12:00 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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It is meant to be a catchy phrase to get your attention. You are focusing on the actual semen on the tummy, they are focusing on the type of scene in the movie or the act in the bedroom in an effort to warn a woman that she should not think it is safe.
Women should not say, "Well, I can't get pregnant because the popshot is on my tummy." because there may still be sperm in her vagina even when the popshot is on her tummy. This is what they are trying to say.
It is a common message outside of porn in any family planning clinic, and they use very similar language; which I am sure was seen and copied by somebody at the AIM clinic.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#286893 - 08/14/09 12:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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The way AIM phrased it makes them look misinformed. They should have just had the banner say "Even pre-cum can get you pregnant."
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#286901 - 08/17/09 01:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Burg, I see what you're getting at, but her garb is more Dif'rent World (if they had a free clinic) than it is Mrs. Butterworth. Where's Bishop? Dude, did you ever have the Dwayne Wayne glasses?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#286903 - 08/18/09 09:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^That strangely looks like a bedside urinal that you could wear on your head ! [I've been in the hospital too much lately I guess. ]
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