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#286291 - 11/08/07 04:01 PM Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The scars and bruises, that is.

http://www.myspace.com/giajordan

Last night, I was playing around with special effects make-up with my friends and took some fun pictures of it, posted one as my myspace default pic, and woke up to floods of messages ranging from concern, fear, worry, saddness, to "my gia who did this to you ill kick all their asses."

I'm ok, everyone. It's just make-up.
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#286292 - 11/08/07 04:20 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
A 100 years old?!?!

Lookin' good baby.
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#286293 - 11/08/07 04:35 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#286294 - 11/08/07 06:54 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I'd ask who's pimphand struck you, but I forgot you're retired.

Lemme guess, your camera fell off the refridgerator and landed on your face?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#286295 - 11/08/07 08:12 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Gia, you are beautiful just the way you are. Change nothing!

(Sound about right?)

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#286296 - 11/08/07 08:13 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
After you bitched at her before? Get off the computer and pick your crack pipe back up boy.
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#286297 - 11/08/07 08:17 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Quote:

After you bitched at her before? Get off the computer and pick your crack pipe back up boy.




Time heals many wounds.

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#286298 - 11/08/07 08:18 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
When will you go away?
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#286299 - 11/08/07 10:33 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
veronica fucking jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
Quote:

A 100 years old?!?!

Lookin' good baby.




gia is the modern day peter pan! how i wish i could be just like her!

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#286300 - 11/09/07 06:16 AM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:


gia is the modern day peter pan!






I thought Lockwood was the modern day peter pan? I can't picture Gia wearing that green elf suit.
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#286301 - 11/09/07 12:06 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I can't see much on your MySpace.

You never added me.









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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#286302 - 11/09/07 12:12 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Quote:

I can't see much on your MySpace.

You never added me.




Maybe because you're the type to post 20 bulletins a day.
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#286303 - 11/09/07 12:26 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
who pistol-whipped you Gia?

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#286304 - 11/09/07 12:45 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

I can't see much on your MySpace.

You never added me.




Maybe because you're the type to post 20 bulletins a day.




No. I don't post bulletins. I've posted 1 in 5 months.



It's more likely because I'm an irritating "Crisco-huffing pig" she'd prefer to wisely keep her distance from.
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#286305 - 11/10/07 10:39 AM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
What do you tell a girl with two black eyes??....Nothing you haven't told her twice already!!!

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#286306 - 11/10/07 09:52 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Gia, you are beautiful just the way you are. Change nothing!




Except for the fact that she doesn't fuck kneegrows, right my brotha?

Quote:

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes??....Nothing you haven't told her twice already!!!




This just reaks of a new porno series / title, something along the lines of Donkey Punch.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#286307 - 11/12/07 03:17 PM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

The scars and bruises, that is.

http://www.myspace.com/giajordan

Last night, I was playing around with special effects make-up with my friends and took some fun pictures of it, posted one as my myspace default pic, and woke up to floods of messages ranging from concern, fear, worry, saddness, to "my gia who did this to you ill kick all their asses."

I'm ok, everyone. It's just make-up.


Great job, looks very very real. That is fun to see the messages saying they'll kick ass for you, etc. Bella once did a make up job like that and all the comments were OMG how did you get hurt? Who hurt you, I'll kill them for you, just tell me where they are. People are so fuckin gullible.
You still look beautiful even beaten up, acutally hotter.

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#286308 - 11/14/07 09:42 AM Re: Yes, they're FAKE and I love them!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes??....Nothing you haven't told her twice already!!!




That sounds like something our pal Chico would say.
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