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#285750 - 11/05/07 12:29 AM Shelley Lubben raped me with a Walmart Card
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and it only has a $40 limit on it. Sometimes I just hold the greeter and we cry.
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#285751 - 11/05/07 06:14 AM Re: Shelley Lubben raped me with a Walmart Card
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You got lucky. My Walmart card only had $38 on it and I had to put back my Funyuns. So embarrassing.
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#285752 - 11/05/07 07:21 AM Re: Shelley Lubben raped me with a Walmart Card
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Damn it Gia....I was going to be a scab and cross the picket line in the WGA strike.....that was my whole idea for an episode of Law & Order SVU san pornando valley.

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#285753 - 11/05/07 03:12 PM Re: Shelley Lubben raped me with a Walmart Card
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Father: That's the high cost of low prices, son.

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#285754 - 11/06/07 12:37 PM Re: Shelley Lubben raped me with a Walmart Card
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and it only has a $40 limit on it. Sometimes I just hold the greeter and we cry.




Was this part of some larger religious ceremony of which I'm unaware?
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#285755 - 11/09/07 11:08 AM Re: Shelley Lubben raped me with a Walmart Card
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and it only has a $40 limit on it. Sometimes I just hold the greeter and we cry.




Was this part of some larger religious ceremony of which I'm unaware?




It seems that they get one dollar to spend for each day of the coming second deluge.
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#285756 - 11/30/07 02:24 AM Re: Shelley Lubben raped me with a Walmart Card
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this is the best post i've ever seen. i started searching conky's last few posts and i stumbled across this gem. thank you miss jergens.
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