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#28546 - 05/28/04 02:24 AM Don't Piss Me Off
Tammi Lynn S. Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/30/04 Posts: 192 Loc: Missouri	I was at my mom's house last night and had a huge fight with my older sister. She was calling me a slut and worse because she's one of those "wait until marriage" people. We almost came to blows...it was that bad. I kept reminding her that when she was my age she was fucking around all the time. So she takes off with her husband and mom's passed out drunk and I'm shaking 'cause I'm still angry and I remembered my sister's special "hope chest" she keeps in the spare bedroom. Inside are her "precious memories" from her teen years including her senior prom gown that she "wants to give to my daughter some day" and the lingerie she was wearing when she was first laid. So...I put on the panties and pissed in them, then took a shit on the prom gown and closed the lid of the chest. Since no one hardly goes in there, it could be Christmas before anyone finds it. I have to admit that feels better than hitting her.
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#28547 - 05/28/04 06:43 AM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
al_jazeera69 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/25/04 Posts: 182	Dam, I wouldn't want to cross you Tammy !!! But I sure as hell would love to have you on my side during a ruckus though _________________________ I just love loose woman!
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#28548 - 05/28/04 08:52 AM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I just hope Tammi didn't have mexican food and asparagus for dinner the night before, the chest might explode. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#28549 - 05/28/04 09:38 AM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	How the heck can you shit on cue? _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#28550 - 05/28/04 10:57 AM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
TheEdge Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 10/17/03 Posts: 141	Should have taped it for us.
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#28551 - 05/28/04 11:30 AM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	I'm gonna jack off to this story later. Grin. Malice _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#28552 - 05/28/04 12:51 PM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Tammi Lynn S. Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/30/04 Posts: 192 Loc: Missouri	Quote: How the heck can you shit on cue? Well, when you have to go most of the time you decide when it comes out. Seriously, I just happened to have to go at the time and it seemed appropriate for the situation.
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#28553 - 05/28/04 12:56 PM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	I can usually shit
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#28554 - 05/28/04 03:39 PM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Some people are even known for having their poop explode (right Smartt) Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (05/28/04 05:30 PM) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#28555 - 05/28/04 03:46 PM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Quote: I was at my mom's house last night and had a huge fight with my older sister. She was calling me a slut and worse because she's one of those "wait until marriage" people. We almost came to blows...it was that bad. I kept reminding her that when she was my age she was fucking around all the time. So she takes off with her husband and mom's passed out drunk and I'm shaking 'cause I'm still angry and I remembered my sister's special "hope chest" she keeps in the spare bedroom. Inside are her "precious memories" from her teen years including her senior prom gown that she "wants to give to my daughter some day" and the lingerie she was wearing when she was first laid. So...I put on the panties and pissed in them, then took a shit on the prom gown and closed the lid of the chest. Since no one hardly goes in there, it could be Christmas before anyone finds it. I have to admit that feels better than hitting her. Tammi, remember you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family. I hope that chest is air tight _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#28556 - 05/28/04 05:27 PM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Makes me wonder what Tammi would've done had it gone to blows. www.exquisitemenu.com _________________________
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#28557 - 05/29/04 01:59 AM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	_________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#28558 - 05/29/04 05:13 AM Re: Don't Piss Me Off
Tammi Lynn S. Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/30/04 Posts: 192 Loc: Missouri	I think I probably looked a little better than that while it was happening.
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