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#282968 - 10/23/07 06:04 AM sleep with your gun
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781479 were do these white folks live Compton?? _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#282969 - 10/23/07 07:06 AM Re: sleep with your gun
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Dude the whole South has that mentality. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#282970 - 10/23/07 12:24 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	"Many customers are buying one for each side of the bed!" I assume these people don't use the bed for sex since I can't see the gun(s) staying put if you really "get going". The gun falling to the ground and firing off would be a TOTAL wood-killer ... or worse if it actually hit something. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282971 - 10/23/07 01:25 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Thats a great idea. I think I have enough scrap and leftover tractor parts to weld up my own version. I may add bungees across the hooks (a la offshore in cabin rod holders) to keep the gun from falling out. Velcro would be easier but the noise would offer too much warning. Edited by Bornyo (10/23/07 01:26 PM)
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#282972 - 10/23/07 03:47 PM Re: sleep with your gun
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	Quote: "Many customers are buying one for each side of the bed!" I assume these people don't use the bed for sex since I can't see the gun(s) staying put if you really "get going". The gun falling to the ground and firing off would be a TOTAL wood-killer ... or worse if it actually hit something. Why do you post like a faggot? _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#282973 - 10/23/07 07:13 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Because I miss your other boob-bouncing avatar! Even if the other girl WAS asian, I could AT LEAST imagine otherwise ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282974 - 11/05/07 11:24 AM Re: sleep with your gun
Neil McCauley ADT regular Registered: 10/18/07 Posts: 15	I think what everyone needs to realize is that gun ownership is somewhat comprable to the abortion issue. It's one of those things where your not really exactly sure if you'll need it until you actually do need it. With that in mind, I sleep with two rifles neatly mounted on my headboard of my bed with the barrels pointed upward. It makes for a great conversational piece.
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#282975 - 11/09/07 09:49 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: I think what everyone needs to realize is that gun ownership is somewhat comprable to the abortion issue. It's one of those things where your not really exactly sure if you'll need it until you actually do need it. With that in mind, I sleep with two rifles neatly mounted on my headboard of my bed with the barrels pointed upward. It makes for a great conversational piece. How many aborted fetuses do you have in jars underneath your bed and how many of them are packing heat? _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#282976 - 11/09/07 09:56 PM Re: sleep with your gun
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	and are the jars of aborted feti pointed upward or downward? I can never remember the SOP when it comes to babydeath. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#282977 - 11/09/07 11:47 PM Re: sleep with your gun
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: I think what everyone needs to realize is that gun ownership is somewhat comprable to the abortion issue. It's one of those things where your not really exactly sure if you'll need it until you actually do need it. With that in mind, I sleep with two rifles neatly mounted on my headboard of my bed with the barrels pointed upward. It makes for a great conversational piece. Yeah, cuz if you take her to bed and are all like 'this is where the magic happens' and still need to make awkward conversation, that gets things going. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#282978 - 11/10/07 10:04 AM Re: sleep with your gun
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: It's one of those things where your not really exactly sure if you'll need it until you actually do need it. There's actually some sense in that statement. But it all goes out the window when you start mounting guns on the Headboard.
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#282979 - 11/10/07 12:11 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Neil McCauley ADT regular Registered: 10/18/07 Posts: 15	Well I'm single now so nobody except my roommate has seen my guns, the ones over my headboard is a small fraction of what I own in my safe. I was dating talent for a few months but thats over with now, so I thought it was a good idea to put the guns back on the headboards in case the residual drama from that relationship decides to haunt me.
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#282980 - 01/07/08 10:25 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Most of my guns are locked in a safe but several are stashed in secure strategic places throughout my property. And yes, I have used a gun in a situation where I would not be here if I did not have it. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#282981 - 01/08/08 11:32 AM Re: sleep with your gun
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Attachments 284585-smilie-gunkata.gif (19 downloads) _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#282982 - 01/08/08 08:40 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	When you have a gun mounted to your bed, chicks tend to be less of a tease :Chico Wang: _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#282983 - 01/08/08 09:56 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	This girl has her guns tattooed on. Must completely drive white trash guy WILD!! Attachments 284662-Tailer - FirstTimeAuditions - vid cap.JPG (14 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282984 - 01/09/08 05:33 PM Re: sleep with your gun
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	I sleep with one under my bed....first you gotta past my pit then if you still make it, I have every right to shoot you in my premises. Im licensed.
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#282985 - 01/10/08 03:00 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	I sleep with a Sig Sauer P225 under my pillow. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#282986 - 01/10/08 07:39 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	Quote: I sleep with a Sig Sauer P225 under my pillow. You would be better off with a revolver or a shotgun for home defense. Automatics jam too much for a reliable home defense weapon. _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#282987 - 01/11/08 08:01 AM Re: sleep with your gun
PHATBOY Internet Tough Guy Registered: 06/02/03 Posts: 764	My "plinker" Glock 21 Attachments 284929-pix143804656.jpg (19 downloads)
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#282988 - 01/11/08 09:07 AM Re: sleep with your gun
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	_________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#282989 - 01/11/08 12:12 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTmKjUTBo9U _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#282990 - 01/12/08 02:33 AM Re: sleep with your gun
TheBillyvassi AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/26/07 Posts: 538 Loc: Canada	oh you americans and your guns . its becoming a tradition now, i know when christmas has truly arrived when im flipping through cnn the two weeks before christmas and seeing the reports of people losing it and fucking up their local mall...i think there was like 4-5 shootings this year keep up the good work imploding! _________________________ Porns Dock Ellis
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#282991 - 01/12/08 05:41 PM Re: sleep with your gun
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Attachments 285132-Mckenzie_Bros.jpg (22 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#282992 - 01/15/08 08:33 AM Re: sleep with your gun
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: This girl has her guns tattooed on. Must completely drive white trash guy WILD!! Anyone with tats this bad should be hit in the face with a gun. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#282993 - 01/15/08 09:39 PM Re: sleep with your gun
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Too bad Chico Wang is dead; he could have pistol whipped her. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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