Coming off a recent devastating breakup with fiancee Tyler Faith, Wankus has found a new love and soul mate. Insider sources tell me that their love of drugs and alcohol are what initially brought them together, but their short time together spent feeding their respective addictions only added to the excitement and dependence. Narcotic fueled nights turned into a deep and emotional understanding of each other. Wankus plans on managing Mary's career and stardom and Mary plans on continuing her succession of hot scenes. Recent talks with major players in the valley also reveal that Wankus may get behind the camera to direct some of Mary's feature films. Here are some pictures of the happy couple. Mary eventually donned a bandana to show support of her new beau. Kudos go out to porn's new power couple. Good luck you crazy kids.

Will Wankydoodledandy sit there and watch Mary fuck that NBA player in her living room while he's trying to watch tv?

Wow, this is all too funny.

I suggested to Mary she occasionally show up to porn star karaoke to at least suggest to the rest of the porn world she wasn't above "them" and maybe not get so much shit talked on her from other industry people who think she's a cunt. She laughed in my face at the time at the suggestion.

She now takes my advice and shows up with fucking Skeletor himself instead. As they say, you can lead a horse to water, but can't do a fucking thing if it pisses in the stream first.

Magic

It's the modern-day Gloria Bunker & Meathead.

Oh man i opened this thread hoping there were pics

King you the man

Who is going to wear the do rag in this relationship?

Damn she is really ugly.

Meh, I really think the last one was uglier. Wouldn't fuck either of them, though.

These are two of porns most glamorous people alright. No wonder some peoples sales are in the toilet.

Is that Kirstie Alley?

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Every passing day, Wankus is starting to look more and more like that dude I see hanging out outside the liquor store that begs me to let him borrow some money. Then when I refuse, he asks how can I do this to him when we used to work together.

With the drug problems these two worthless slag heaps have they should be called Porn's New Powder Couple.

No pushups??

nah. it wasn't that bad of a miss. self loathing will do just fine.

Considering Lockwood's advanced sexuality getting him to run in the same direction as the bulls should not be difficult.

Shit, we're really paddling in the shallow end of the fucking gene pool here people.

I hope these two do get it together, marry and jet off for a wonderful honeymoon which ends in twisted aluminum and the smell of burning jet fuel.

I love the smell of burning jet fuel in the morning ....

So, says the ignorant whose only self-worth is the picture in his signature.