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#280548 - 10/11/07 12:53 PM
Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar
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It's in Portugese, VODGUY, where do you think he got it.
Cryin', you have no peers in the industry. You're as low as they go. Even that murdering prick was better than you. The sooner you accept this, the easier life will become.
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#280551 - 10/11/07 01:01 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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It's in Portugese, VODGUY, where do you think he got it.
Cryin', you have no peers in the industry. You're as low as they go. Even that murdering prick was better than you. The sooner you accept this, the easier life will become.
You aren't even a fart in the wind dude. I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.
If you have something to say about E.T. then it might step in.
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#280552 - 10/11/07 01:35 PM
Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.
Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.
Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.
That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.
That's the complete story.
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#280553 - 10/11/07 01:41 PM
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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.
Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.
Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.
That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.
That's the complete story.
Cryin' you should've quit while you were ahead. Ah, me. Why don't you go hit up Granma for some meth money. That should make you feel better.
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#280554 - 10/11/07 01:43 PM
Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
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#280555 - 10/11/07 01:55 PM
Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.
Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.
Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.
That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.
That's the complete story.
Cryin' you should've quit while you were ahead. Ah, me. Why don't you go hit up Granma for some meth money. That should make you feel better.
Actualy, if you ask Vince or watch the scene (The Gauntlet #3 w/ Crissy Moon), you would know that I was the first one hard in the scene and that I kept the best wood throughout the entire scene out of 10 guys.
Anybody rolling BTS on me while I'm jerking off probably just wanted to see what a real performer who gets to fuck these girls looks like. Many camera men would like to be on the other side but don't quite have what it takes.
Your sources are a little off.
You're old and weak and Fat and redheaded none the less, I work for Vouyer Media constantly. And I don't talk to my Grandma.
Some insiders you are 
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#280556 - 10/11/07 01:57 PM
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Anonymous
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So you just steal the money from her purse without saying a word to her, huh? Sounds efficient, but won't she hear you coming upstairs from the basement? 
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#280558 - 10/11/07 02:03 PM
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Dude, if your Grandma's under 40, no wonder you turned out the way you did. 
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#280560 - 10/11/07 02:07 PM
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See Ryan, here's where you keep falling into error.
You have no fans. Not a one. So your persistant reference to the posters here as "fan" is the real reach.
But let's assume you did have some fans. The contemptuous manner in which you address them would be guaranteed to drive them away.
Not too bright, either way.
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#280562 - 10/11/07 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.
Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.
Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.
That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.
That's the complete story.
straight to the liver 
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#280563 - 10/11/07 02:18 PM
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Anonymous
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Ryan, why don't you make like a real porn insider and  Man, if you and Chico offed yourselves in one week, I'd bee a happy man.
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#280565 - 10/11/07 02:23 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Ryan, why don't you make like a real porn insider and
Man, if you and Chico offed yourselves in one week, I'd bee a happy man.
You haven't been a happy man since you hit retirement and before that your happiest moment was working security at Woodstock.
As far as goes, you'll be gone way before my time, believe me. Just try to enjoy your last 20 years, you cant fight it.
Edited by RyanKnox (10/11/07 02:52 PM)
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#280567 - 10/11/07 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Ryan, why don't you make like a real porn insider and
Man, if you and Chico offed yourselves in one week, I'd bee a happy man.
You haven't been a happy man since you hit retirement and before that your happiest moment was working security at Woodstock.
As far as goes, you'll be gone way before my time, believe me. Just try to enjoy your last 20 years, you cant fight it.
did you pop or not?
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#280570 - 10/11/07 07:28 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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Actualy, if you ask Vince or watch the scene (The Gauntlet #3 w/ Crissy Moon), you would know that I was the first one hard in the scene and that I kept the best wood throughout the entire scene out of 10 guys.
Anybody rolling BTS on me while I'm jerking off probably just wanted to see what a real performer who gets to fuck these girls looks like. Many camera men would like to be on the other side but don't quite have what it takes.
I realize you're trying to prove yourself.. in an arguement.. on a porn board..versus a chubby Irishman.
But take a step back if you will,imagine you're not a fucken
botton wrung living,breathing reach around. And try and rationalize that statement,if not from your perspective,but maybe from your Dads or your Granddads perspective.
I'm not flaming you here.... this is free therapy if you will.
Let it sink in Ryan.
Hmmmmm Ryan... i should still have a tape around here somewhere of Nautica and i waiting for you to get wood to fuck some girl... for about a total of a half an hour before i killed the shoot.
Trust me, no one would be rolling on you as a real performer, but as a great example of Meth Dick.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280572 - 10/11/07 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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willie was right, you didn't pop
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#280574 - 10/11/07 07:46 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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willie was right, you didn't pop
Oh But I Snap and crackled.
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#280575 - 10/11/07 07:47 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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Get a Breast reduction.
I'm sure all of your 2257 documents are in perfect order for the FBI.
LOL.. sure, considering i was only ever the custodian of records on Kei's site... all performers are accounted for in my paperwork, her, me, Kelly Fire, Vic, Renee, Van Damage, Pason...all sitting next to me.
But since that scene was shot for Joe.... have fun... go for it. i sure as hell wont stop you.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#280577 - 10/11/07 07:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hey rob, post some pics of k's new cans.
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#280582 - 10/11/07 08:12 PM
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Pictures of boobs are definitely always way more fun than debates on whether Ryan Knox's penis is functional or not.
More tits, less talk about Knox's weiner.
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#280585 - 10/11/07 08:21 PM
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Pervert
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get back on track with e.t bitches.
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#280589 - 10/11/07 09:02 PM
Ryan Knox = No Pop Shot
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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All I can say about my source is it is very reliable. You can have his/her name right after you answer this question: did your parents regret practicing eugenics on your actual birthday, or did they wait until 12-2-1979.
You failed to respond directly to me about your lack of popshot, but your answer still speaks volumes. You seemed to know exactly which Vince V scene I referred to. How was that, since I never told you which one I heard about, and since you also claim to work for him constantly? Seriously, you think I could make up something like pulling on your nipple to try and shoot? I'd never even heard of that before until I got the e-mail. If I had made this up, it would have been started in the Cage.
You can't have it both ways, Cryin. Either I am 100% right, or your appearances in Vince Voyeur porn scenes are so few and far between that even your meth-addled brain can recall them down to the most minute detail: right down to being able to stare at every other erection in the room, and feel good knowing you're was the hardest. What does it say that You can look a dude like Kyle Stone or Dick Nasty in the eyes and think to yourself, "Hot damn! My dick is harder than his!"
Sorry, Ryan, thanks for playing, but you got caught in your own lie.
Seriously, brag about your porn "career" when you get hired to bang Monique Alexander, Stormy, Savannah Samson, someone like that. Otherwise you are just another random bukkake boy on porn's D-list.
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#280590 - 10/11/07 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Why do they make these Alien pornos in your country?
because is fun
we wear your mother with alien costumes and bang her to death, then we left her in a motel and making look like she die like chico wang.
kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...
i know you don't have money for a motel, but you can commit a Chico Wang in a dumpster... nobody gonna miss you, maybe luke found out your death 5 years later
kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...
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#280592 - 10/11/07 09:16 PM
Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Why do they make these Alien pornos in your country?
because is fun
we wear your mother with alien costumes and bang her to death, then we left her in a motel and making look like she die like chico wang.
kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...
i know you don't have money for a motel, but you can commit a Chico Wang in a dumpster... nobody gonna miss you, maybe luke found out your death 5 years later
kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...
You need money for Top Ramen?
Edited by RyanKnox (10/11/07 09:19 PM)
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#280594 - 10/11/07 09:23 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Do you realy just make shit up as you go like this? My God. Where is the lie?
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