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#280182 - 10/10/07 03:22 PM
Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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http://lukeisback.com/bloglukeisback/?p=1370KNBC.com reports: LOS ANGELES — Doctors said Wednesday that a 4-year-old hospitalized in critical condition may not survive after a "road rage" incident on Tuesday, according to police. "The 4-year-old child is in extremely grave condition. We don’t even know if the child is going to make it. Doctors are very skeptical on that. They’re doing everything they can, but it does not look good for the 4-year-old," Capt. Ronald Marbrey of the LAPD. The child’s 2½-month-old sibling and 31-year-old mother, all natives of India, were also hospitalized Tuesday, KNBC’s Robert Kovacik reported. The crash, which was originally blamed on street racing, occurred at 3:12 p.m. at 17119 W. Sherman Way, between Balboa Boulevard and Louise Avenue, at 3:12 p.m. Tuesday, said Ron Myers of the Los Angeles Fire Department. "Witnesses tell us that two individuals were driving at a high rate of speed westbound, here, on Sherman Way. It appeared to witnesses that they were jockeying for position," Marbrey said. Marbrey said witnesses said the vehicles were traveling between 50 mph and 90 mph. "They were cutting each other off," Marbrey said. "At one point further down the roadway, the red Camaro slammed on his brakes and the black Nissan barely missed colliding with him." "Further down the road, here at Amestoy (Avenue), the red Camaro applied the brakes hard, the black Nissan attempted to avoid a collision and swerved to the right, and collided with a silver Daewoo," Marbrey said. Marbrey said that the Daewoo slammed into the family, pinning them against a black Honda Civic. Marbrey said the mother will probably lose one leg. Marbrey said her other leg was also severely crushed. The infant suffered severe scrapes and injuries, according to Marbrey. "That child, according to witnesses, was launched into the air and slammed against a tree. This is the tragedy of this incident, and this will impact this family. The father is totally distraught. He’s overwhelmed by this incident. It’ll impact this family for years and years to come," Marbrey said. Police said the driver of the Nissan, 19-year-old Armando Ayon, of Pacoima, and the driver of the Camaro, 44-year-old Brian Barnes, of Northridge, have been arrested and charged with attempted murder. If the 4-year-old dies, the pair would be charged with murder, Kovacik reported. "This incident did not have to happen. That’s the tragedy of it," Marbrey said. The crash occurred one day after a street race that resulted in a fiery crash that killed a woman and her two children in El Monte. Luke says: Brian Gilbert Barnes was born June 1, 1963. Here’s a picture. He’s the brother of Brick Majors. Brian was interviewed by ADT on August 2, 2006. Here’s ADT’s introduction: "Arrrrrr! No parrots at Brian Surewood’s pad – just what looks like hundreds of esoteric blades, bashers and other weapons of ancient combat. The hirsute porn star turns out to be a peace-loving soul, an advocate of medical marijuana, and one-man history of the adult industry, which he has seemingly been around since birth. After serving us milk and doughnuts, he talks about his life, with interjections from longtime buddy, director David Aaron Clark. On the show, Brian proudly shows Skronker (?) of ADT his weapon collection. Brian: "I’ve always been into pirate. I got dubbed as a pirate in this business." Interviewer: "You’re flying the black flag."
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#280183 - 10/10/07 03:43 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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How can they be charged with attempted murder? I'm no porn-message-board-fake-lawyer or anything, but doesn't murder have to be premeditated and have a motive? Wouldn't this be involuntary vehicular manslaughter or something like that?
It's because the dude's in porn, isn't it?
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#280184 - 10/10/07 03:58 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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How can they be charged with attempted murder? I'm no porn-message-board-fake-lawyer or anything, but doesn't murder have to be premeditated and have a motive? Wouldn't this be involuntary vehicular manslaughter or something like that?
It's because the dude's in porn, isn't it?
This must be one of those reactionary "get tough on _____" laws passed EVERYWHERE recently. I remember that if a child killed another child he/she was rarely tried as and adult. Now it’s as common as herpes in XPT moderators. I guess it should be vehicular manslaughter. Evidently local citizens and law makers have decided that if a person is willfully engaging in an activity as inherently reckless as street racing then they are premeditating killing somebody when an accident happens.
He deserves what ever he gets. Those people he hurt certainly didn't deserve what they are suffering though.
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#280186 - 10/10/07 04:28 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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I hope they charge those two assholes with every crime on the books and it sticks!
A whole family destroyed because he wants to play "Speed Racer".
While part of me thinks this wave of Draconian reactions is scary; incidences like these sway me in the other direction.
You know Vince (I look like Sam Kennison) Neil killed a guy while driving drunk. Last I checked he still drinks and drives.
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#280188 - 10/10/07 04:36 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Perhaps Mr. Fattorosi esq. can illuminate us (except that he's also Brian's lawyer), but I believe that if someone dies whilst you are committing a felony it increases the charge from manslaughter to murder.
Assuming that street racing is a felony, then that's what you got.
Same shit if you accidentally kill the person you're kidnapping.
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#280190 - 10/10/07 05:57 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/15/07
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the attempted murder charge is obscene!
isnt it california law that a child should use a car seat or booster seat until the age of 6 or weighs more than 60 lbs??? if the child was properly secured inside the car, then i find it strange that the child was ejected from the car and hit a tree.
if the child was not in a car seat, then i find it negligent on behalf of the mother.
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#280193 - 10/10/07 07:00 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/15/07
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understandable...
i just watched the interview on knbc.com. the mother was getting out of her car, while holding her infant child, and had the 4 year old next to her. when you have access from a car onto a sidewalk or non traffic area, why dont you exit that way? why in the hell would you get your young children out of the drivers side of the car and put them into possible oncoming traffic? STUPID STUPID STUPID!!
it was stupid for brian to play stupid street games...road rage, street racing...whatever. he should be held responsible for his actions. sorry brian, you gotta bite the bullet this time hun!
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#280195 - 10/10/07 07:05 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Brian is the white OJ.
he will be scott free and fuckin young bitches in no time.
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#280196 - 10/10/07 07:10 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Nice guy or not, it is karma coming back to bite yet another slothy porn performer in the ass. A 44 year old male whose life consists of fucking 18 year old dysfunctional, damaged, degenerate girls, smoking huge amounts of pot, eating donuts and playing with knives...all the while looking like Captain Morgan's retarded brother...cannot continue to live such a debauched hedonistic life without some suffering and pain to balance out the equation. Mr Surewood probably thought, everytime a director called him to fuck a 18 year old child, "I have it MADE!!!" Ummm, no you dont...you are 44 years old, you contribute NOTHING to society, you lead a totally self indulgent life....shit is about to hit your fan.
This makes me glad I was born with a huge negative karma balance, my life has been a pleasant cakewalk, relatively speaking, ever since age 5 when I torched the "Special" sandbox they made me play in and demanded to be mainstreamed with the other crumbcrushers.
Now we get to wait and see when Erik Ever-tard gets arrested for statutory rape and kiddie porn for fucking a 16 year old he lets on set with a fake ID....
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#280198 - 10/10/07 08:09 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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#280199 - 10/10/07 08:49 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/18/07
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understandable...
i just watched the interview on knbc.com. the mother was getting out of her car, while holding her infant child, and had the 4 year old next to her. when you have access from a car onto a sidewalk or non traffic area, why dont you exit that way? why in the hell would you get your young children out of the drivers side of the car and put them into possible oncoming traffic? STUPID STUPID STUPID!!
it was stupid for brian to play stupid street games...road rage, street racing...whatever. he should be held responsible for his actions. sorry brian, you gotta bite the bullet this time hun!
the family was behind their car near the trunk unloading groceries. they were crushed when the 19 year old driver's car swerved to avoid surewood and hit the car parked behind theirs and squashed them between the two parked cars.
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#280200 - 10/10/07 08:50 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Porn Jesus
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the attempted murder charge is obscene!
Actually, VJ, it's preetty clear. CC 187 says murder is the unlawful killing of another human with malice aforethought. CC 188 says malice can be implied, "When no considerable provocation appears." Vehicles are considered "destructive devices." So if you're road-raging with another guy, you're already committing one crime. If you kill somebody while commiting another crime, you've committed first degree murder.
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#280201 - 10/10/07 09:44 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/15/07
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true. i just find it crazy! a friend of mine was in a similar type accident; the four passengers she was carrying ended up dead as a result of the accident (all under the age of 18). she was charged with vehicular homicide and served no jail time.
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#280202 - 10/10/07 09:51 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Porn Jesus
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how does she feel about killing four people?
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#280203 - 10/10/07 10:10 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/15/07
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lets put it this way, its not the first thing on her mind when she wakes up in the morning.
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#280205 - 10/10/07 10:13 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Porn Jesus
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true. i just find it crazy! a friend of mine was in a similar type accident; the four passengers she was carrying ended up dead as a result of the accident (all under the age of 18). she was charged with vehicular homicide and served no jail time.
I doubt your friend was committing a felony while she was driving. A client of mine once got drunk at his company's Christmas party, crossed the center line and killed his girlfriend plus two other people in another car. DUI is a felony...he was convicted on 3 counts of murder. Case.
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#280207 - 10/10/07 10:20 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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k1ng: i think she is in denial and ignoring it ever happened.
willie: you doubt she was committing a felony? sure, i guess...doubt away. dunno what more to say.
i guess this calls for a bong hit *speechless*
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#280208 - 10/10/07 10:29 PM
Re: Brian Surewood Charged With Attempted Murder
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Seriously, I always liked Brian, but unfortunately there is no denying he is eligible for a attempted murder/murder charge here. If he is lucky they can probably get him down to manslaughter 2, depends on the judge though.
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#280211 - 10/10/07 11:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This made Drudge report.
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#280216 - 10/11/07 08:21 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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AWESOME!!! 
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#280217 - 10/11/07 08:26 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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This thread needs pics of convict Brian Surewood with hot prison guard Gia Jordan. 
as requested
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#280218 - 10/11/07 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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From the Daily News:
…Barnes hit the brakes on his red 2000 Camaro hard, and Ayon swerved his Nissan Maxima around him to the lane closest to the curb. But at such high speeds, he couldn’t avoid a parked car near where Arif and her son stood.
Barnes sped off, and when police arrived at the scene of limp bodies and pools of blood, they arrested Ayon. He is charged with attempted murder. Barnes later turned himself in to police, and he faces the same charges.
…Little is known about Ayon, but Barnes’ arrest record described him as a 6-foot, 198-pound man born June 1, 1963, who works in the adult-film industry. The Internet Adult Film Database lists an actor with the same birthdate and physical description who performs under the name Brian Surewood.
Members of the closely knit business described him as an alternately macho and laid-back man, aggressive on camera but friendly between scenes.
"As far as the porn industry goes, he’s an intellectual," porn blogger Luke Ford said. "He likes to smoke pot and watch the History Channel for hours. "
Ford said Barnes, who cultivated an outlaw image, with a scraggly beard, moustache and bandanna, could quickly shift from relaxed to aggressive. News of the crash did not come as a shock, he said.
Others described Barnes as a hippie who was kind to his fellow performers.
"This is a super tragedy," said Bill Margold, an industry advocate who worked on a movie with Barnes. "I ache for him because he’s a really good person. This is just indicative that this industry is full of over-aged juvenile delinquents."
In a light-hearted interview a year ago on an Adult DVD Talk podcast, Barnes’ assessment of himself was almost prophetic for what happened this week.
"I smoke pot not for my health, but for other people’s," he said. "I think I’m generally a violent person. Smoking pot really helps me curb my ways. It makes me very happy and mellow and very easy to get along with, instead of an irate (jerk)."
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#280219 - 10/11/07 11:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"As far as the porn industry goes, he’s an intellectual," porn blogger Luke Ford said. "He likes to smoke pot and watch the History Channel for hours. "
That's nice Luke. Kudos.
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#280220 - 10/11/07 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Damn. That's some bad shit. I like Brian, but justice must be seen to be done on this one.
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#280223 - 10/11/07 02:31 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
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Pornlaw aka Michael Fattorossi is Surewood's attorney?  I'm pretty sure that when you're charged with murder you want a real attorney...not My Cousin Vinny. Maybe Surewood's paying him in blowjobs.
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#280225 - 10/11/07 02:46 PM
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Pornlaw aka Michael Fattorossi is Surewood's attorney? I'm pretty sure that when you're charged with murder you want a real attorney...not My Cousin Vinny.
Maybe Surewood's paying him in blowjobs.
chuck is you serious man? pornolaws brain lawyer? damm that man in trouble now.
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#280226 - 10/11/07 02:48 PM
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I believe Michael represented him on a civil matter (the Madison Scott bullshit.) He'd be the first to advise Brian to retain a criminal attorney for this case.
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#280227 - 10/11/07 02:59 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Everything was just peachy when porners killed only themselves with cars, and one rebel had to go and ruin it by pulling a stunt like this. A goddamn tragedy.
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#280228 - 10/11/07 07:45 PM
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Fat Willie is mostly correct on the murder standard. The standard is malice aforethought. In layman terms, that means he was intentionally doing something he knew was bad and could lead to people getting hurt and which caused a death. The papers indicate he is being changed with felony murder. Felony Murder can be extremely far reaching. The text book example is a police officer speeding to stop a robbery who gets killed in a vehicular accident. The guy who committed the robbery (felony) will be convicted of murder.
Page one in the prosecutors handbook says you make the top count on a charge that's a little bit of a stretch. If the prox is seeking Murder two, then theres a good chance that a deal can be cut for a lesser count. If Brian has no criminal past--a big if for an adult performer--then the jail time could be reasonable under the circumstances. My money would be on three 2-3.
I don't think his being an adult performer had anything to do with the murder charge. I think it was due to Brian being a white guy and the victim being a minority. Luckily the family wasn't black or you'd have a potential Sharpton situation with advocates calling for his head. Right now the goal should be to get Brian out on bail and hope things cool down and the prox is willing to take an easy plea instead of a trial.
I see a haircut, a shave and a dark suit in Brian's immediate future.
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#280229 - 10/11/07 07:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I just read the thread about this at adt and someone pointed out that this would be his "third strike". I wonder what his other two strikes are? And if they tested him for drugs then he is really fucked. He was probably high at the time, given that everyone says he is a massive pothead.
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#280230 - 10/11/07 08:09 PM
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i just hope and prey that no porno hoes daddy is in the jury box or brain gonna fry in the electric chair.
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#280231 - 10/11/07 08:13 PM
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p.s i wish that brain was on set when this tragedy occured and ran over sasha grey. That my friends would have been a story!
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#280232 - 10/11/07 08:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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moxie deleted a post in here somewhere that was very provocative. why?
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#280234 - 10/11/07 08:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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true, but if/when they drug test him and when it comes back positive, it's not going to help his case.
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#280237 - 10/12/07 09:00 AM
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guapo, if i had boobs i would shove them in your face 
just as long as they sanitized and dookie free.
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#280238 - 10/12/07 10:15 AM
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I just wanted to jump in for a minute since I have not posted to this thread at all. Obviously, I have been extremely busy. However, I cannot comment on Brian's situation other than to say we have continued the arraignment/bail hearing until next Wednesday, Oct 17th. We are in the process of interviewing experienced criminal defense attorneys with a background in vehicular homicide cases as well high profile cases. We are also looking into accident reconstruction experts and investigators. As for Brian, he's hanging in there but obviously this is not an easy situation on any of the families involved, especially the the Arif family. Brian's aunt gave a statement yesterday sending Brian's, his family and his friends thoughts and prayers to the Arif family in their time of mourning. Thanks Michael www.adultbizlaw.com
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#280240 - 10/12/07 03:05 PM
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How about Lenny, the retarded guy from L.A. Law?
He kicked ass in Darkman.
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#280241 - 10/12/07 03:16 PM
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#280243 - 10/12/07 06:27 PM
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#280244 - 10/12/07 06:56 PM
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#280245 - 10/12/07 07:12 PM
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#280248 - 10/13/07 05:23 AM
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Human Garbage
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Luke just posted this Quote:
ADT’s Drew Black writes:
Hey folks, the vast majority of people reading this thread are not in Los Angeles so you’re not aware that it’s spawned a total media circus. Brian is being tried and convicted in television. The things that people say on this site and elsewhere are ending up on the news and being taken out of context. (I had to pull our podcast files down because it’s overwhelming our bandwidth allotment.)
So, if you’re posting here please be careful how you choose your words. You weren’t there so you don’t know what happened. However, your words can and will be used in the court of public opinion to convict Brian.
I can already see the entire XPT being herded together for a roundtable on CNN. By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.
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#280249 - 10/13/07 05:32 AM
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By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.
Not at all. He chose his words carefully and didn't say much beyond the fact that they were looking for a criminal defense attorney and experts to testify on Brian's behalf. Plus prayers for the family. Exactly what needed to be said and not a word more.
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#280251 - 10/13/07 09:25 AM
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Luke just posted this
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ADT’s Drew Black writes:
Hey folks, the vast majority of people reading this thread are not in Los Angeles so you’re not aware that it’s spawned a total media circus. Brian is being tried and convicted in television. The things that people say on this site and elsewhere are ending up on the news and being taken out of context. (I had to pull our podcast files down because it’s overwhelming our bandwidth allotment.)
So, if you’re posting here please be careful how you choose your words. You weren’t there so you don’t know what happened. However, your words can and will be used in the court of public opinion to convict Brian.
I can already see the entire XPT being herded together for a roundtable on CNN. By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.
you dont really think pornlaw is actually going to represent brian is any sort of actual trial situation do you? lol
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#280252 - 10/13/07 09:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Drew Black should just shut his fucking mouth, he doesn't live in L.A. either. He's just trying to deflect attention from Denver Don's passing, and how he threw Don under the bus in the whole Password-Gate fiasco on that website.
Once again, some a-hole like Drew doesn't want one of his meal tickets convicted in the "court of public opinion." We have to wait for a bunch of shitbag lawyers to bitch and moan before we're allowed to have an opinion. You know what, Drew, go fuck yourself. If I want to form an opinion about Brian or OJ or HKS or anyone, I get the fucking right to do it, and you have no authority from which to chide me for doing so. Oh and by the way, here are some other opinions:
Drew Black is a fuckwad
So is Brian Surewood for mudering a family
So is the OJ jury
And hey, Moxie, thanks for checking in and restating what I already said. Dumbass.
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#280253 - 10/13/07 09:57 AM
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Luke just posted this
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ADT’s Drew Black writes:
Hey folks, the vast majority of people reading this thread are not in Los Angeles so you’re not aware that it’s spawned a total media circus. Brian is being tried and convicted in television. The things that people say on this site and elsewhere are ending up on the news and being taken out of context. (I had to pull our podcast files down because it’s overwhelming our bandwidth allotment.)
So, if you’re posting here please be careful how you choose your words. You weren’t there so you don’t know what happened. However, your words can and will be used in the court of public opinion to convict Brian.
I can already see the entire XPT being herded together for a roundtable on CNN. By the way, hasn't pornlaw prejudiced himself and whatever capacity his role holds in this case by discussing it here? Just wondering.
you dont really think pornlaw is actually going to represent brian is any sort of actual trial situation do you? lol
pornolaws reppin anyone in any situation is hilarious. The man use his "lawyering" to just fuck hoes.
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#280254 - 10/13/07 10:08 AM
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pornolaws reppin anyone in any situation is hilarious. The man use his "lawyering" to just fuck hoes.
Come on now, GUAPO. So he gets a li'l poontang. It's not like he's Moxie or anything.
Besides, he's already said they're looking for a criminal lawyer for the guy. And from the looks of it, it had better be a good one.
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#280256 - 10/13/07 12:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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As for Brian's actual criminal trial representation, I have already talked to the family and have permission to interview four attorneys. All four have experience with high profile cases and are well know by the criminal bench. I will not name the attorneys until after having a chance to speak with them directly in order to determine their interest in the case as well as their fee structure. Funds are limited so that will be a factor as to who can be retained to defend Brian. I am hopeful that those who support Brian emotionally will also help financially. Thanks Michael www.adultbizlaw.com
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#280258 - 10/13/07 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You know I just remembered, I almost ran Brian Over in the lobby during the AVN awards in 2006. I was frantically roaming up and down trying to find a bar with Tanqueray gin instead of the god awful ubiquitous Beefeater ... I was going at flank speed when Blacklung the Pirate shambles into my path; he swung his right side back and bowed as he tried tp avoid me...the bow was him almost keeling over. He was wearing one of those Juan Valdez Coffee Peruvian Ponchos...3 hours later he was up in Brandon Iron's Suite jerking off on Hailey Young's face. I wonder what he will do in prison when all those memories of porking teenage girls come rushing back, and the only hole around is his Black cellmate Brother Sharif-Al-Ahmed.... <da burg shudders>
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#280259 - 10/13/07 01:28 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Funds are limited so that will be a factor as to who can be retained to defend Brian. I am hopeful that those who support Brian emotionally will also help financially.
Thanks
Michael
www.adultbizlaw.com
May I suggest this? If YOU HATE Luke Ford then Donate X dollars in this case. I'm sure more than a few of his enemies may donate. Devan Sapphire should be the first to donate.
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#280261 - 10/13/07 02:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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All he'd have to do is sell his "cool ‘68 Chrysler Impala".
Such a car would be worth millions.
He could sell his "2000 Camaro" for a couple hundred, too.
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#280263 - 10/13/07 03:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Forget about "Downwithfags". Here's the real Dan Bauer in action at ADT:
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bauer024
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eyeballs a bleeding wrote:
Alana, it's nice that you are there to support your friend. My question to you is: Would you feel the same way if it was you and your child in the same situation? I think not. This guy deserves to made an example of. There is no justification not to. He is responsible for the death of a 4 year old.
you have been rude and disrespectful this whole thread eyeballs .i have no clue who you are but this tragedy is sad enough Brain was someone i have met a couple of times a nice man something you are not. i am saddened that a child died it is sicking that someone like you would see joy in this and say things about someone you do not know. it makes me sick that people like you sit in your glass houses and preach and attack those who make mistakes. i feel your day will come.
the LA area is a crazy place i was there last week and people racing cars all over down there i was walking on the sidewalk on Wilshire Tuesday night when a car i say going 100+ easy locked his brakes slid through a stop light turned around and went the other way again 100+. its a crazy town with crazy people that make mistake or accidents. i feel for this family and i feel for Brian god knows he is in a hell already that none of us can even pretend to know about. i will not attack him at all he is human just like me and the rest of us here.
mike south your a idiot also i cant believe that this thread is even allowed to be open any more. what a joke some of you people are attacking a man some of you called a friend. i have nothing invested in Brain and i want to see him at least get his day in court. people like mike and eyeballs who were there and saw this crime when they weren't even in the area but they have all the facts to the case because they are kojack or matlock. your day will come throwing rocks in glass houses comes back to haunt you someday.
sorry drew and steph i will not come back into this thread but this was the first time i have and it makes me ill to see how some have treated Brain i had to say something wrong or right i had to .
Edited by - bauer024 on 10/13/2007 7:53:38 AM
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#280266 - 10/13/07 04:10 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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surewood smoked a bowl with me before. he is good in my book
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#280267 - 10/13/07 07:46 PM
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Gay For Pay
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surewood smoked a bowl with me before. he is good in my book
Pony up the dough for his defense fund.
Also, if you smoked a bowl with Manson and then learned about his subsequent wickedness would he still be "good" in YOUR "BOOK?"
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#280268 - 10/13/07 07:54 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Funds are limited so that will be a factor as to who can be retained to defend Brian. I am hopeful that those who support Brian emotionally will also help financially.
Couldn't Brian tap into his 401k or IRA to help pay for his legal fees? 
Maybe he could get someone to liquidate his famous sword and knife collection on eBay to buy a week's worth of lawyering.
Reminds me of what a whore said in that fantastic HBO documentary Hookers at The Point (1996) , "Howin aint got no Social Scuuurty!"
No legal defense fund, I'm sure.
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#280270 - 10/14/07 09:10 AM
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Porn Icon
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i love that quote...it reads almost as if it could come out of West's "The Day of the Locust" Dan Bauer always fascinated me ...a Janitor from the Pacific Northwest falling in love with a foul looking lil porno freak and her suitcase pimp hubby and obsessing over Jack Bauer. The old Belladonna Forum was funny as hell... Between nasty walrus-like hood rat Lesbians in Brooklyn to Bauer raping his bi-weekly to mail exotic wear to star and forum wart alike! hate the star love the forum  PS- I made this especially full of hate in hopes to lure Bauer into the thread to defend himself some honour...there is at the end nothing more full of Laffs than that!  Belladonna admires the rotting corpse of Dan Bauer's
grandfather that he UPS'd to her after she made a
random comment about wanting it in her Blog.
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#280271 - 10/14/07 11:04 AM
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Is that a still from Jenna Loves Bella?
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#280273 - 10/15/07 09:27 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Quick update .... I was able to speak with six attorneys in regards to being associated in on Brian's case. I was able to narrow the search to three criminal defense attorneys, with all three having handled at least six vehicular homicide cases. All three are equally up to the task and have the necessary experience. Brian's family has also spoken directly to all three. The family is at a point of weighing the costs involved with taking this matter to trial and will decide tomorrow on who they will retain. If you are interested in attending and supporting Brian, the hearing is scheduled for Wednesday October 17th, 8:30am at the Van Nuys Sup. Ct Depart. 100. This hearing might go all day depending on whether there are any media requests. Thanks Michael www.adultbizlaw.com
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#280274 - 10/15/07 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I will be there sir and I will be donning my scabbard.
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#280275 - 10/16/07 08:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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We need to send Travis as XPT's representative. In his sweatpants, of course.
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#280277 - 10/26/07 01:11 PM
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bumped because of this adultfyi article. It's a bit lengthy, sorry: Brian Surewood in Protective Custody --Gene Ross Porn Valley- Attorney Michael Fattorosi aka Pornlaw, was a guest on the show Lynn LeMay and I host on KSEX, www.ksex.com. Fattorosi was on this past Wednesday afternoon. After casually suggesting an image change in which I, as Fattorosi's potential image consultant, would have him adopting more of a General Custer look by wearing attorney Jerry Spence's old fringe buckskin jackets, Fattorosi said lawyers tend to have their own style and look. "I'll tell you what Brian Surewood's mom said when she met me," Fattorosi continued. "She goes yes I can imagine you being Brian's attorney." Fattorosi felt that had he walked into that first meeting with a pinstripe demeanor she would have looked at him, "How could you be his lawyer?" Since he brought the subject up, I asked Fattorosi how Surewood was doing www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24881."He's doing okay," said Fattorosi. "Without going into too many details, he is in protective custody. It means he's in solitary confinement for his own protection. "Not so much for Brian but for the other gentleman [Armando Ayon] that was involved, the other gentleman I had heard- don't know how, don't know where- that there was some death threats made against his life. "And he requested to stay in protective custody. And at that point we talked to Brian and he requested to stay in protective custody as well." Surewood's arraignment was October 17. "Had Brian come up with the bail, he would have been on his own recognizance," I said. "It's a very large bail- it's a $1.2 million bail," said Fattorosi. "By putting that bail up, your price of freedom is $125,000. That's what you're going to have to pay and you're not going to get that money back to be able to walk free. Not a lot of people have $125,000 sitting around to say, hey, I want to be free. Especially when you're looking at a criminal case the way we're looking at it. You've got to conserve resources and spend the money where it's best spent." According to Fattorosi, a preliminary hearing is scheduled some time in January, so Surewood remains in custody until then. I asked Fattorosi what Surewood's day would be like. "He can receive letters, he can receive care pacakages," continues Fattorosi. "But as far as interaction with other people, no." Which means no TV. "You can't do shit and just stare at a wall," I add. "Read and stare at a wall," Fattorosi agrees. "Jail's not a fun place to be for any situation. But when you're in protective custody that makes it much more difficult." Another attorney was brought into the case. "I'm not a criminal defense attorney handliong criminal; cases of this magnitude," Fattorosi explains. "For a thing like this, I wanted an attorney involved in the case that knew the Van Nuys court house, knew the judges, knew the prosecutor and we actually went through a fairly long list of attorneys that were capable of handling this case. "With his family and his friends input, we selected a firm by the name of Jonathan Kissel. The actual attorney that's going to be handling the case over there is a man by the name of Peter Korn who was a prosecutor in the Van Nuys office for 14 years." "He knows prosecuor Falco who is handling the case on behalf of the county of Los Angeles," states Fattorosi. "I know that Brian's in very capable hands with Kissel and Korn doing the vast majority of the criminal defense work. I'll sit second chair; I'll help out where I can but they're going to be doing the vast majority." I thought that the LA mayor's comments about throwing the book at Surewood were a little disturbing. "What would you expect him to say?" comments Fattorosi. "Honestly, as a politician there was a lot of uproar over this case. I remind anybody who's watching or listening, the day before this happened there was another incident in El Monte where you had to road racers, allegedly, who ended up killing a mother and two children. Their car flipped over and burst into flames. So when you have that back-to-back, you got to have the mayor step up and say something. I don't blame the mayor for what he says. He's a politician and he's going to do what he can to stay on the voters good side." "What I don't like is what LAPD is doing," Fattorosi adds. "Those are police officers not politicians. Some of the quotes they've made, while not being inaccurate, are sensational. And to go out there and make sensational quotes about an ongoing criminal investigation makes me a little concerned."
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#280280 - 10/26/07 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Reminds me of what a whore said in that fantastic HBO documentary Hookers at The Point (1996) , "Howin aint got no Social Scuuurty!" No legal defense fund, I'm sure.
Excellent Hooker docs on HBO, I think they did about 4.
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#280283 - 10/26/07 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Too fucking funny, VJ! I don't think the lamb will go over too well, since I think it too closely represents what our pirate will be to the circling lions of the California State Penal System.  Our poor pirate being "boarded" .... 
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#280284 - 10/27/07 10:16 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I think it's more likely that Brian will be the sock puppet and the hand will be a little darker.
BTW VJ, post more pix!
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#280285 - 10/27/07 10:29 AM
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what kind of medication is you on veronica jett?
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#280289 - 10/27/07 02:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Pot??
Or sucking in general??
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#280290 - 10/27/07 03:24 PM
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next to gapin assholes, this is my favorite past time
dag that must be hella thc up in them herbs you gethering to make you do things like this.
Back on topic though. Brian ever gonna fuck young bitches or is his fucking young bitches days behind him.
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#280291 - 10/27/07 03:33 PM
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next to gapin assholes, this is my favorite past time
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That kind of lawyer gets hired as needed, not kept on a retainer. 
or is it 
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