Welcome to the Valley -
Ok, first things first. Haley heard she retired Paige looks fantastic here and her jetting the jizz-biz is the latest buzz blowing around porntalk. If it's true I'm kind of glad Haley escaped in time because like say she stays another year or two those soft curves might harden like a hooker's and that wholesome smile would probably turn into a cynical smirk. Even on this it appears she’s moving into the post-newcummer stage in the typical hardcore treadmill metamorphosis of a fly chick whose career is on the rise. What next? Contract deals and the final downfall of morals always seem to be the atypical outcome when they finally retire a fucked out shell. Who knows? She may be back when working at Taco Bell isn’t an option. Maybe I should forget about having a heart and root like a pervert for her speedy return. Sorry, I almost forgot that smut isn’t a thing for the sensitive type. Don’t mistake that this flick revolves around her short masturbation performance where she eventually gets around to sticking her middle finger up the ass doggy style for my self-pleasure alone. Fuck yours, though I wish I could’ve been lurking in the corner on this one.
Anyway, getting’ beyond Haley, this seems to be the first gonzo foray from a new company that’s attempting to make a dent into the industry with the kind of big glitzy features you rarely see anymore. So, at first it seemed like they wanted to straddle the mainstream edge by making this a reality deal in the vein of Seymore Butts on Showtime, but when I pulled out the bong-fu it changed into a clever reality TV farce of sorts. Don’t expect a quick straight to the stroke-stuff type flick and I highly recommend getting lost in it so the stealth humor reveals itself in the right way. Can’t forget the other hot chicks in this like Kelly Kline, Mandy Bright, Charisma Cole and another one my faves tight-bodied Jennifer Leigh. Wrapping this up in a nice concise blurb, I’d have to say that Welcome To The Valley is a welcomed breath of fresh raunch with a surprising gonzo style and enough great sex footage to keep it handy. [ www.nectarmovies.com ]