I'm in a drunken stupor right now, so please allow me to ramble on a little more about this subject.
I think this is a good example of the Men are from Mars Women from Venus theory, I bet you will find a complete different viewpoints for men and women, for instance, I bet chicks would have a horse or a lion something majestic watching them, while guys would like a dog or a pig; a dog being like your best friend who can watch you tag a slut, a pig being funny to watch after sex.
So here is my list of animals I could
NOT have sex while they are in a room.
1) Horses or Donkeys - Ever see a horse cock, well no guy can live up to that requirement, but the real reason I would not want a horse or donkey there is I would bug my chick to have sex with it and that would piss her off.
2) Army Ants - having 1 billion of these crawling all over you just ain't that fun.
3) Hippos or Elephants - you know your wife will ask "am I that fat?" and being a dumbass you will respond yes, = no sex for another year!
4) Vultures - with some of the dead fish I have sex with the poor vulture would be too confused and continue to circle over my bed pissing me off.
5) Since humans are animals, Girl Scouts - who wants to tag a slut while a bunch of immature chicks point at you and giggle.. not fun dude!
6) Panda's - No guy can compete with something that cute!
7) Crickets - I had one of these little bastards in my room one time, made so much noise I tore apart the room for 3 hours until I found it and crushed it's puny body under my foot!
I'm getting dizzy now and need to puke