i will record and edit professionally your very own porn movie, with professional grade cameras both video and photo, music,tittles, credits the whole package with movie dvd cover. or simple edit your own movies to give them a professional feel. i will beat any advertise price.

where must I travel to with my lovely girlfriend in order to benefit from this savory proposition? what if we are in the mood for something a little different in our movie? do you have access to little people or transsexuals to act as extras and maybe a little more? should I have counsel present with me at all times? ok, now it's brass tacks time, how much does it cost? give me your best offer please and remember I was born at night but it wasn't last night. do you offer a bad joke discount?

price will depend on location and on what you wan to record and lenght of th efil. if you need more actors/actreses i can get you in contact with some but you would negotiate the price directly with them. my job is only to film, photo and edit the final product with dvd cover interactive menus, a professional looking dvd. you will love to see over and over again.

King. It's so cute. He thinks you're serious.

awesome. thanks for responding so quickly. this sounds pretty good. I live in a small suburb outside of Wonalancet, Maine called Jondra. Would we have to come to you or would you fly to Maine? I guess I can find my own extra stuff as far as other performers go. I'm looking for like a short, maybe 30 minute scene of my girl involved with various types of difficult challenges where she really feels discomfort and maybe even a little pain, maybe even, oh I don't know a pistol whipping, but that may be the finale, I'm not sure yet I'm just brainstorming some stuff here. She'll be naked throughout of course possibly even hogtied at some point if that's possible. I mean wax, hand cuffs, nipple torture I'm looking to get all kinds of shit included in this scene. We live way out in the sticks so I can get away with all kinds of crazy shit, it's pretty cool. Now that I think about it I got a buddy that makes homemade fireworks we could really add some sweet pyrotechnics, maybe even brand a few people while we have the chance or just plain old blow shit up with my girlfriend naked in front of the shit we're blowing up. Let me know what this this will run me as far as a fee. Just ballpark it, I won't hold you to it if things change or other complications come up. What if my girl wants to give you a go? Is that negotiable?

You know what? Thanks for the advise, I should have taking more time on writing that ad. I will repost later

and the jondra continues