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#274426 - 09/13/07 03:23 AM Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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The best time to be in Calgary, Alberta is during the 10 days in July when they host the annual Calgary Exhibition and Stampede. Correction: The best time to be in Calgary, Alberta is when you can hook up with Cowgirl Kelly and have her suck you off. As the kids text, “njoy.”

Cowgirl Kelly: http://hidebehind.com/D3284F

Cowgirl Kelly’s milk udders: http://hidebehind.com/11930D

White teeth, white panties: http://hidebehind.com/2D2208

The Cowgirl does doggie: http://hidebehind.com/9BD0E2

Hey! Asshole! http://hidebehind.com/647975

What a real Canadian beaver looks like. http://hidebehind.com/EEB74A

Suck those toes…cuz they go back in boots for the next 9 months or so. http://hidebehind.com/B75FDD

On the business end of the boom stick: http://hidebehind.com/800870

Ball licking good time: http://hidebehind.com/48B103

You won’t find this girl anywhere else as far as I know so let’s all enjoy this video virgin and her cum gulping debut at www.loadmymouth.com. Njoy! hehehehehehehe…..

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#274427 - 09/13/07 10:35 AM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
she's hot. i want to bust her ass.

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#274428 - 09/13/07 10:49 AM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
Now those are some large areola. Brandon, I like the girls you hire but I must complain about your site: it's all POV and I hate POV (almost as much as I hate anal). Hire a cameraman and I'll subscribe to your site, I promise.

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#274429 - 09/13/07 10:53 AM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
big fan of nightmare before christmas I see
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#274430 - 09/13/07 01:35 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
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Any idea what made her think the tattoo was a good idea to make her look more beautiful?
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#274431 - 09/13/07 01:43 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I think the tattoo is a bit crazy myself.

SpongeBob: I'm just sharing pics, man. Don't worry about the site but just so you know, I do 3 sites that are part of a 47-site network. www.loadmymouth.com (the one where Cowgirl Kelly will be on) is just one site and is the only POV thing I do. I'm not here to promote the sites as much as to inform you of some of the beauties and the crazies that cross my path.

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#274432 - 09/13/07 02:10 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I'm not here to promote the sites as much as to inform you of some of the beauties and the crazies that cross my path.




And we respect you for that.
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#274433 - 09/13/07 02:10 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
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Doesn't this belong in Website Talk?

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#274434 - 09/13/07 02:14 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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No, it belongs in "Some Crazy Cum Eaters." It's not about the site. It's about the girls and what makes them different.

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#274435 - 09/13/07 02:37 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Doesn't this belong in Website Talk?




It would be much more impressive if all 87 of these "I met (Insert Whore Here)" weren't verbatim reposts from Brandon's "blog;" c'mon, even Lurk Ford changes his posts up to reflect XPT when he re-posts here.


(Is "Laila Mason" next?)
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#274436 - 09/13/07 03:08 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Not sure why I would have to re-write bullshit stuff about the girls. I'm just sharing pics of girls getting naked and sucking cock. You are one of the few who actually reads the shit that accompanies it. But since you asked about Laila....

I enjoyed smelling and licking Laila’s asshole. That is all I have to say. Enjoy the pics. You’re welcome.

Laila Mason: http://hidebehind.com/8DAC99

A rose by any other name… http://hidebehind.com/E09301

Doggie http://hidebehind.com/C50406

Perfect peds: http://hidebehind.com/A93B94

Pick a hole…any hole: http://hidebehind.com/71E427

Superwhore: http://hidebehind.com/03354D

Mouth agape. That’s right! Mouths can gape, too! Not just assholes. http://hidebehind.com/C4CA8F

That Happy Hooker…it’s not just a movie title. http://hidebehind.com/E0598A

Monkey toes: http://hidebehind.com/561BB5

Doggie footjob: http://hidebehind.com/1EC448

If there is one word that sums up Laila it is “enthusiastic.” This crazy lady will be making amazing appearances at www.loadmymouth.com and www.spermcocktail.com. Who knew that she would say OK to an offer to fuck 9 guys and swallow their cum? Up until that day, her previous record was 2! Ah, sluts. They grow up so fast these days.

Let’s all be grateful Laila found her place in the universe….and that that place is on her knees fellating men.


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#274437 - 09/13/07 03:09 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
Quote:

SpongeBob: I'm just sharing pics, man. I'm not here to promote the sites as much as to inform you of some of the beauties and the crazies that cross my path.




And I certainly appreciate you sharing the pics. Keep them coming - I love seeing new pussies, er, girls who haven't been shot out yet. I was just making an observation to you, since I knew you'd probably be reading the thread.

And it's SpongeBub, just sos ya know. SpongeBob is that little yellow dude that lives in Bikini Bottom.

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#274438 - 09/13/07 03:14 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Bub it is then...sorry.

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#274439 - 09/13/07 04:13 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
Hey, no worries. I'm sure I'll get ridiculed for saying this (for some reason they seem not to like you around here) but it's an honor to converse with a guy who I've watched pound so many fine women over the years. I remember watching some vid with you and I think Mark Woods where you guys were sitting around talking about the time you fucked a newbie called Boo Delicious and what a hot piece of ass she was and I remember thinking "now here is a guy I could definitely hang with".

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#274440 - 09/13/07 04:14 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
warp_speed Offline
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
I have to agree with the previous poster. I am a big fan of your stuff, Brian. I never understood why XXXPT hate you so much.
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#274441 - 09/13/07 04:48 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
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I did a bad drug deal with Guapo and word got out. Sold him baking soda and said it was coke. My bad.

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#274442 - 09/13/07 09:52 PM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Hey, no worries. I'm sure I'll get ridiculed for saying this (for some reason they seem not to like you around here) but it's an honor to converse with a guy who I've watched pound so many fine women over the years. I remember watching some vid with you and I think Mark Woods where you guys were sitting around talking about the time you fucked a newbie called Boo Delicious and what a hot piece of ass she was and I remember thinking "now here is a guy I could definitely hang with".




Memoirs of the old Try A Teen series perhaps?
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#274443 - 09/14/07 12:29 AM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Hey, no worries. I'm sure I'll get ridiculed for saying this (for some reason they seem not to like you around here) but it's an honor to converse with a guy who I've watched pound so many fine women over the years. I remember watching some vid with you and I think Mark Woods where you guys were sitting around talking about the time you fucked a newbie called Boo Delicious and what a hot piece of ass she was and I remember thinking "now here is a guy I could definitely hang with".




With a trumpeting ass kissing paragraph like that, are you SURE you don't belong back at ADT?
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#274444 - 09/16/07 11:19 AM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Hey, no worries. I'm sure I'll get ridiculed for saying this (for some reason they seem not to like you around here) but it's an honor to converse with a guy who I've watched pound so many fine women over the years. I remember watching some vid with you and I think Mark Woods where you guys were sitting around talking about the time you fucked a newbie called Boo Delicious and what a hot piece of ass she was and I remember thinking "now here is a guy I could definitely hang with".




With a trumpeting ass kissing paragraph like that, are you SURE you don't belong back at ADT?





Oh, there's no doubt, Stevie. He frowns upon anal, he definitely belongs back at ADT.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#274445 - 09/21/07 09:01 AM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
ClevelandSlim Offline
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Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 4
Loc: Atlanta, GA
She's pretty hoy. Any other pics?

~Slim~
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#274446 - 09/21/07 11:43 AM Re: Let's meet Cowgirl Kelly!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I have been told that my linking system bothers some people. There are lots of pics and more girls (in the same format, sorry) over at the blog at www.brandoniron.com. Thanks.

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