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#274320 - 06/22/10 02:49 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread
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My favorite grandmother would have been 111 today.

It also would have marked her 95 wedding anniversary to Zalman Kiss [pronounced "Kish," for those that don't know Hungarian].

I always found it a bit odd that she got laid after what would now be her "sweet sixteen" party, but that's me.

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#507399 - 04/24/11 07:44 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Don't know why I skipped reading so much of this.
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#507410 - 04/24/11 10:12 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I've requested this thread be moved to the Cage or Shitlist or even GPT. Whichever makes the big guy comfortable. I enjoy knowing what he's up to and the image Gunker posted early on has a huge role in that.

Edit: Elaborator made the quintessential image post. My bad.


Edited by Bornyo (04/24/11 10:20 PM)
Edit Reason: I screwed up an important credit where due.

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#507440 - 04/25/11 04:34 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Wow. They moved it.

I just hate wading through the enema backwash wastewater that Panzer, etc., have made of AWOP. Add to that the fact that other than sports I've receded from the real world.

After 7 years of being disabled, I've come to accept that, although I'm not going through the extremes endemic to bi-polar, the drugs leave me well enough to have about 15 effective hours a week average. I mostly numb without high and lows. But, no energy or drive. No depression but an extreme allergic reaction to even the most remote stress.

I'm not going to be able to reliably work again. Certainly not at the level I had become accustomed. I really hurts to admit that to myself.

So, I'm no longer part of mad rush I see from my window of the day-to-day world.

Also, I don't have any children, and it is clear that I won't have any. In one of the few things I agree with Hitler on, I think it would be beyond cruel to subject a descendant to the immeasurable pain of this disease. While I wouldn't ban others in my condition from opting to pass on their genes, it is something I cannot, in good conscience, do to someone I would love.

The world will go on without me and without my code. And, to me that means I don't get a say in how the world is or how it is going to be. But, it also has come to mean that I don't care what mess the rest of my species might make.

So, other than sports, I have NO INTEREST in current events, especially politics. And, other than watching them have sex or play for a team I root for, I have little to no interest in other people.


The chance of my even entering AWOP was near zero. I don't even "lurk" there. I may return to the Cage at some point, but not AWOP.

Should my condition suddenly improve and, hypothetically, Panzer, et. al., meet with, say, an unfortunate enema hose accident or be stabbed through the eye with an ice pick by an unpaid tranny hooker ... I will reconsider my position.
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#507451 - 04/25/11 05:26 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I can't relate to your situation but appreciate you hashing it out. Just having kids changes all of what you described. A person could be in your position exactly, but have kids, and have a totally different mindset and motivation. Maybe you should set out to impregnate all the meter maids in Weehauken.

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#507456 - 04/25/11 05:56 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Union City, maybe. It's just two long blocks west.

But, there aren't any meters in Weehawken. Just resident parking stickers. And, the person who regulates that is not only ancient and hates me, but a guy.

There was a movie about 10 or so years ago called "Double Parked" which was about a Union City or Jersey City metermaid with a Donny Long-ish ex-hubby. But, I've never seen one who looked like the star of that film, Callie Thorne [McNulty's wife in "The Wire"].
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#508894 - 04/29/11 03:44 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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*sticky


not today donkey...
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#509111 - 04/29/11 04:50 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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#509155 - 04/29/11 05:22 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Hey! There's a picture of a convicted woman beater in my thread.


For posterity's sake, and for whatever use it has for the authorities, let me note that this is the same dude who has threatened me in the past and accused me of being a rival porn producer.
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#509293 - 04/29/11 05:59 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I HATE blustering bullies.

If I've mentioned this before forgive me ...

But, one-time before I committed myself I was provoked to act when some Wall Street type asshole was pulling a Donny Long.

I'm having a bit of a Lamictal moment, so I can't recall the details exactly, and honesty they aren't the interesting part.

IIRC, Mr. Clean-Cut-Expensive-Suit-Designer-Sunglasses-Inside-In-Winter decided to cut the 123 bus line on the 400 gate series of the PABT.

It was silly really. The line wasn't that long. Pure arrogance. Yet, to be honest, I didn't care. But, this young woman did. And, to be brief, he showered her with ugly insults when she asked he to go to the back of the line.

So there I was. Unhappy, mixed-state, suicidal, feeling powerless, feeling put upon, unsure, hulking, large, now beyond anger, scowling with like 3 years growth of beard and hair.

And, he catches my eye and says something like, "You want some of this, big guy?"

My face transforms into a pitbull growl, face contorted to squinty asian-like eyes and teeth shining through all the brillo-like hair.

And at deep top-voice I incant:

"It is I, Xibalba, the gate of Hell! COME THROUGH ME!!!," and let loose a wall-shaking scream.

He blanched and the others stood wide-eyed and open-mouthed as suddenly the scream seemed to propel me to him like a falling apple to Earth.

He took off and I stampeded after him. But, soon the soothing adrenaline and energy of hate gave way to the pain in my oft-operated knees and bitter reality.

What would/could I do if I caught him? And, what would happen to me then?

While he sprinted west along the long corridor, I turned, limped back. Quietly, with eyes locked to the dingy floor, I re-took my place in line. When I looked up, I caught the gaze of the stunned older Hispanic women behind me and said off-hand, "He won't be back".

She laughed.
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#509949 - 04/29/11 08:28 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showprofile&User=16370

The new temporary general porn forum discussion is there ^^^^^
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#511487 - 04/29/11 12:21 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I'm fat, like porn, a Jew and hate Donny Long.

Does that mean I'm Mark Spiegler?

frown
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#511503 - 04/29/11 02:56 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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the death threats definitely group you as a spiegler alt fatty.
i enjoyed that last story btw..thanks.
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#511511 - 04/29/11 05:31 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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30 years ago this very day, the young lady I adored above all others I have ever known made our breakup official. I have spoken of her in passing on occasion. The porn girl who most closely resembled her is Courtney Simpson, but she was pretty than Courtney. Her body was nothing like Courtney's, taller, 5'5', the frame thicker, slightly like Brynn Tyler, but with some excess.

I was pretty sure my banishment was coming since late March. She had grown distant and moody. In some ways it was I who made the decision for her.

But, that's another death threat from another guy for another day ...



Her birthday had come and gone without seeing me, which was profound and undeniable evidence of the impending coup de grâce.

I had prepared for a collection of 20 or so poems, for the end of her teens. The initial idea was that she could read them all but keep only 3. But, I had blown it and told her that in advance. So, I had been beaten down into allowing her to keep them all.

But, now, I was fairly sure the collection would be politely rejected and returned to me en masse.

After picking me up in her car, she soon found a familiar parking spot in a nearby park. I quickly discovered that my gift was not the focus of our meeting. She had made her decision and it wasn't to my liking. She was openly crying. I was doing my utmost not to, and though no tears left my eyes, it was clear they were moist.

She was taken aback by the fact that I did not say anything. After 12k posts, we all know that being quiet is not part of my being. She asked with sadness, frustration and some anger, "Do you have anything to say?"

I handed her the small looseleaf of poems.

Her mood brightened as she opened the volume. As she consumed the poems, I busied myself trying to memorize everything about her and played gently with her golden hair.

After she finished the poems [IIRC, there were 21, one for good luck, so to speak], she asked me if she could keep them as previously agreed upon. She kissed me gently when I nodded yes.

She tore out two pages [a poem she felt was so sexual to keep and the TOC that noted it's existence] and handed them to me.

I told her I had alot to think about and would prefer to walk. She rolled her eyes in that way she had when she thought I was being arrogant or disobedient [in her view, the latter was the former] and muttered, "Whatever" long before that was popular to say.

After she pulled away, the mysterious power that glued the tears to my eyes finally gave way.
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#511904 - 04/29/11 11:05 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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She should have taken them all, then thrown away the pervy one on her own time. Way to into herself, glad you didn't let her see you cry.
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#517546 - 04/30/11 05:41 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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It wasn't pervy. She was always thinking long term. All the others, though they spoke of love, she could bluff it off as friendship, but only if there was no evidence of contact.

So the poem went, and, to cover, it so did the TOC. I was shocked she kept the rest.

She was a goddess and knew it. Homecoming queen, etc.

Of that type, she was far more down to earth. But, goddesses can't get too far from the stars.
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#517846 - 05/05/11 02:56 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Fuckin' Firefox has caught the Steve C trend and updated on me without warning. The look is alot different. And, for some reason, it came up in "Work Offline".

So I've had to refresh each of the 150+ tabs endemic to my internet hunting/gathering.


And, a feature I liked, the little "reminder" of download progress in the lower right corner is gone.

frown



Plus, it killed some add-ons I had since they are not compatible with the new version.



I have NO IDEA what advantages this has over the previous version, and what benefit any of those might have for my use. I'm still using a 2000 version of Office though I own a license to a newer version. I find that if an older product works for me, I'm better off running it [and it's lower memory demands] than a newer, clunkier, more "features" version.

At least Steve's gave us the Shout box. The window that was suppose to tell me the new Firefox features bombed. :p



I'm getting to be a grumpy old man and disliking alleged progress for alleged progress' sake.
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#517872 - 05/05/11 11:36 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Dude you are much more eloquent me !
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#517964 - 05/07/11 06:11 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I hesitate to post this since it might only be interesting to a fellow poster once of the "pale" ....

I had a bitter fight with Shoprite which I choose not to bore the board with. The end result is that I shop more at Pathmark than I used to and not at all at Shoprite.

Pathmark has those customer operated scanners to check out, which are convenient. This time for some reason I scanned my card before I hit "pay". I got all the way through to accepting the amount. For some reason once I did hit "pay", it didn't charge me the tax. I only noticed this once I got home.

I checked my Chase a/c and the amount is the amount I accepted: The pre-tax.

Odd, no?
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#517965 - 05/07/11 06:12 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Quote:
Dude you are much more eloquent me !


What brought on this observation?
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#517967 - 05/07/11 06:40 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I'm going to try that at Lowes and Home Depot.
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#517976 - 05/08/11 06:20 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Quote:
Dude you are much more eloquent me !


What brought on this observation?


"I'm getting to be a grumpy old man and disliking alleged progress for alleged progress' sake."

^ that
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#517984 - 05/08/11 12:45 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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^^^Ah.
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#517987 - 05/08/11 12:53 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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My frustrations with FireFox 4.0.1 continue.

It dies with regularity. This version has shut itself down more often than all the previous versions I've used crashed combined.

And, most of the times it crashed in the past, it was after my PC was on for a long time. Now it will crash sometimes shortly after a reboot and other times it stays up for long periods without issue. I cannot isolate a pattern. But, it doesn't seem to like this board and HATES ESPN.com [maybe it's the annoying flash movies they seem to imbed in almost every single page!]

On the "plus" side, when it does work, it does close 10x faster or better when asked to close saving tabs. It does remember what was I downloading and tries to restart all the downloads. Also, even when it crashes it actually save the text of the post or whatever I was typing when it restores.
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#518019 - 05/09/11 07:05 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I currently use Google Chrome. Very fast and trimmed down. I switch back forth between it and Opera.
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#518042 - 05/09/11 02:01 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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i was going to recommend chrome too but i don't use it in the fashion fatty does(150 tabs) so i considered it untested for his needs.
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#518043 - 05/09/11 03:19 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: LouCypher]
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Forty Eight pages of this Crap... frown


You'd think it was his own personal Blog or something..!

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#518059 - 05/09/11 08:03 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Smegma Helmet]
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It is the Fatman Status thread, what the fuck do you expect.

I invoke my right to reconsider. Keep Hungwell banned, and put this shitty alt in the box.
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#518070 - 05/09/11 08:47 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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10-4. The thread title says it all. How stupid do you have to be to not know what might go on in this thread. Pretty fucking stupid, I'd say.

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#518092 - 05/09/11 10:36 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I swear I made a reasoned reply to Mr. Hungwell-O-Cock, but I'm not seeing it now. Maybe I just previewed and forgot to post. I've done that before.


In any case, my point to Dick/Myles was that he should view this thread for it benefits. Without it I would post my nonsense willy-nilly all over the board derailing countless threads.

Inside all the infectious vile ramblings are safely situated in one thread a person can easily choose to ignore.


But, like Jerkules & Bornyo said. Things are labelled for a reason.

Don't put the hot pepper on the food and complain it's too spicy.
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#518114 - 05/10/11 08:12 AM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I switch back and forth between Chrome and Firefox. I ended up blank slating my hard drive in recovery mode because something was going on that was keeping my computer from running exe. files.

To make a long story short now my issue with Firefox is an annoying Java Script error message that pops up from time to time and regularly comes up two times each time Firefox opens up.

Chrome has seemed to be more consistent than Firefox but Firefox has much better extensions and add ons. So if I am doing basic browsing I use Chrome and anything fancy I use Firefox.
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#518155 - 05/10/11 03:47 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Quote:
my issue with Firefox is an annoying Java Script error message that pops up from time to time


I get that sometimes, too. That and flash errors.

Today it's decided to die every time I left it unused for a hour or so. On the up side, it recovers well, and I just keep working.
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#518164 - 05/10/11 04:23 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I'm still using Firefox 3.somethingoranother. It rarely dies on me. Maybe go back to an older version? The only problem I have is with the Flashplayer crashing every so often. It's annoying but not so annoying that I'm pulling my hair out over it or anything.

Oh, and ESPN is a nightmare for me too, but like you said above, I think that has to do with that site being a total clusterfuck than anything being wrong with FF.


Edited by Random (05/10/11 04:24 PM)
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#518188 - 05/10/11 05:55 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Dunno what y'all are talking about. Been using Firefox 4.0.1 since it came out with no problems. Kind'a disappointed they took away the refresh key though. :-\

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#518200 - 05/10/11 07:08 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Posted here not to derail my sale of Sicily to Gen:

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
i thought you'd be huge. You look more like Huskyman than Fatman...


Like I've said I'm more thick than flabby. More football lineman than soft-muscled man-tittied fatty. But, still I weigh between 270-280 in that pic. And at 5'11ish [I've lost an inch in the last two decades] I should weigh closer to 200.

I've weighed as much as 355.

But, I LOVE the name FatMan.

My assistant, who adored me, gave me the sobriquet when I used to work for a dying internet company.

I was on the 4th floor and most of the employees were on the 5th. I was separate since in addition to H/R duties, I did most of the negotiations with our creditors and our lack of funds was a state secret. In my two plus years there, I only was sure I could make payroll more than two days in advance three times.

If I had an issue with an employee, I would usually call him/her to come down to my desk. But, if I wanted to make a public point, I would go up and use public accountability to create a future deterrent, something I liked and warped to my own needs from TQM.

The 5th floor was a wild, stereotypical internet shop where beer drinking and foosball were more often performed, and certainly better executed, than writing decent HTML or Flash code.

My assistant was an adorable, brilliant, blue-eyed Eastern-European born Jersey City hip hop dancer, social butterfly, inexorable flirt, boob flasher and friend of everyone.

She HATED when I would go up there and play like I was Jesus among the money changers in the Temple.

If she saw me heading upstairs and out of earshot, she would call and announce "Fat Man Walking" to better prepare them for the unannounced visit.

It was supposed to be a secret code. But, they blabbed about it on blogs they created to complain about the company. And, I knew about the blogs because I had their internet use tracked.

I liked the label and kept it. Much to my surprise, as I signed up on things on the net, I found that there were 100's of FatMen.


Back to the weight: I've been stuck between 270 and 290 for a while. Mostly because I've been trying to pack up my stuff to move and it drains me emotionally to go thru stuff I've been avoiding.
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#518202 - 05/10/11 07:14 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: goishen]
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Originally Posted By: goishen
Dunno what y'all are talking about. Been using Firefox 4.0.1 since it came out with no problems. Kind'a disappointed they took away the refresh key though. :-\


Do you have 100-150 tabs open in 3 FireFox windows while downloading 10-20 files at a time?

If so, maybe you have a better system than I. What operating system are you running?

Version 3 rarely went down on me. 2/3s of my current tabs were created under that version. I've even closed 50 to no success.

For refresh, I've been hitting F5 with much success. But, I too miss the on-screen button.
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#518207 - 05/10/11 07:36 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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I'm still running XP sp2. And no, the most I think I've ever had open at any time is 20. I dunno, I think it maybe that the old system was lighter and more maneuverable. With the changes, I think they've added not a lot bang for way more of the buck.

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#518260 - 05/11/11 01:22 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Shredded 3 1/2 huge trash bags of mail and stuff today.

I feel that I'm making progress but what's left does seem quite daunting.

Still, I haven't been able to find the one piece of paper I desperately need. But, I've found other things.




  • Savings Bonds I forgot about.
  • Uncashed government checks.
  • Unused, now expired, bus and train tickets.
  • Tons of collectables.
  • Actual bills [all in the older form resembling the dollar bill, if you still remember those].
  • Jars of coins.
  • Emails and phone numbers from girls I never got back to.
  • Documentation I printed from now dead websites.
  • Countless unopened cards for birthdays, holidays, etc. Some of those that sent me stuff have died before ever noticed their mail.



So far, my favorite find was a Flip Wilson 8-Track.



After I started my organization/hunt, I took a couple of pictures. It took me a couple of weeks to re-find my camera - another benefit of the clean-up.


When I'm done, I post befores and afters just for Bornyo. I think this was his idea.
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#518262 - 05/11/11 01:58 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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You should just take out a loan and mail order an eastern european. Not for fucking, you probably too busy downloading for it, but for maid and secretarial services.
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#518269 - 05/11/11 03:25 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You should just take out a loan and mail order an eastern european. Not for fucking, you probably too busy downloading for it, but for maid and secretarial services.


He should go asian, they age better.
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#518273 - 05/11/11 03:43 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Who lets them age?

Don't you trade them in like leased cars?
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#518275 - 05/11/11 03:47 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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Fatty, you not a fan of all asians, or just Ms. Ling? With your recent comments on the Private line of cinema classic, I figure you'd rather a Czech or something from the Ukraine.
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#518282 - 05/11/11 04:10 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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You could always host a nursing student from the Philippines. You go that route you might find a way to make her a charitable tax deduction.
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#518283 - 05/11/11 04:23 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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That is a proposition worth investigating.
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#518287 - 05/11/11 05:00 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I'm not a big fan of girls who aren't small to medium breasted, small-nosed, light skinned and light eyed. I also tend to blonde hair, but I love tons of blue-eyed brunettes and have a fetish-y thing for cute firecrotches.

While most Asian women fit the boob requirement, few have button noses [theirs are often broader], few have white-white skin and even fewer have non-brown eyes. I'm not too into brown eyes, which I view, for some reason, as a male feature.

Since the features I desire are more often displayed on Czech/Hungarian actresses than black, Latin and Asians, I tend towards the former.

I'm also fascinated with how attractive Eastern bloc women can be since I was brainwashed to believe that they all were big, thick, hairy, with bad teeth and covered in acne.


So, based on my requisites, my favorite Asian is this one [at least pre-boob job]:






But, there are always case-by-case exceptions.

Like I find Misty Stone, Rebeca Linares and Roxy DeVille very attractive. And, I've been known to download select London Keys scenes.

But, almost all the Asian women I find in any way attractive are 1/2 white at least.


I've got a 1/2 Korean cousin who is exceptionally pretty, as was our bitch of a Grandmother, who aged very well. Maybe because only the good die young.

In my family, my 1/2 Asian cousin's beauty might only be outshined by my sisters', who is a stunner still at 48. But, between Grandma, sis and 'cuz', I'm not sure which could be the meanest bitch when prodded. Let's say like getting to the surface of the sun, no man would survive the trial.



My feud with T1a was based on her over-the-top reaction to my saying her suitcase pimp had a convict-style haircut in a pic she posted. Not on her being Asian. Or having hideous bolt-ons. Or even being so hideous unattractive, which she is.

I've been very sweet to girls who aren't my type. Gen & Sierra Sinn for example, both of whom were very funny.

Compare T1a's silliness to Gen's recent reply to a comment where she turns it around into a "Quote of the Week" and a wink.


I've been mean to at least two actresses I find attractive physically, Kelly Wells and Teagan Presley [at least pre-bolt-ons].

Gia isn't my type either. Though I tease Gia from time to time, I've never attacked her. And, in all honesty she ripped me pretty good in my first couple of years here. Most of the board hated me. So, if Tia's recent accusation about me was correct, I would have been going from thread to thread attacking Gia & Co.

But I didn't. Because, unlike T1a, GIA IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL. [says the man Gia condemned to cannibalize PAFH on a desert island]. So, I've always liked her.

The only reason I laid into Monica Foster was her Lexi Belle prevarication. Before that I was mostly nice to her.

And, to be honest, the only reason I even mentioned T1a recently is a on-going joke between me and a sometime poster who emails/PMs me stuff on her, Lexi Belle, etc, etc. Sometimes mentions of Tia or Lexi prompts him/her to contact me with interesting tidbits.

So, at times, I throw out references to see if s/he's lurking, reading and in a mood to share or plot trouble for me to get into.

But, really I don't care about T1a L1ng to actually dislike her. If she wasn't a porn whore, I'd probably have noticed her as much as I did Hungwell when he existed.

The only porn person I REALLY dislike is Donny Long.
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#518313 - 05/11/11 08:35 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I'm not a big fan of girls who aren't small to medium breasted, small-nosed, light skinned and light eyed. I also tend to blonde hair, but I love tons of blue-eyed brunettes and have a fetish-y thing for cute firecrotches.

While most Asian women fit the boob requirement, few have button noses [theirs are often broader], few have white-white skin and even fewer have non-brown eyes. I'm not too into brown eyes, which I view, for some reason, as a male feature.

Since the features I desire are more often displayed on Czech/Hungarian actresses than black, Latin and Asians, I tend towards the former.

I'm also fascinated with how attractive Eastern bloc women can be since I was brainwashed to believe that they all were big, thick, hairy, with bad teeth and covered in acne.


So, based on my requisites, my favorite Asian is this one [at least pre-boob job]:






But, there are always case-by-case exceptions.

Like I find Misty Stone, Rebeca Linares and Roxy DeVille very attractive. And, I've been known to download select London Keys scenes.

But, almost all the Asian women I find in any way attractive are 1/2 white at least.


I've got a 1/2 Korean cousin who is exceptionally pretty, as was our bitch of a Grandmother, who aged very well. Maybe because only the good die young.

In my family, my 1/2 Asian cousin's beauty might only be outshined by my sisters', who is a stunner still at 48. But, between Grandma, sis and 'cuz', I'm not sure which could be the meanest bitch when prodded. Let's say like getting to the surface of the sun, no man would survive the trial.



My feud with T1a was based on her over-the-top reaction to my saying her suitcase pimp had a convict-style haircut in a pic she posted. Not on her being Asian. Or having hideous bolt-ons. Or even being so hideous unattractive, which she is.

I've been very sweet to girls who aren't my type. Gen & Sierra Sinn for example, both of whom were very funny.

Compare T1a's silliness to Gen's recent reply to a comment where she turns it around into a "Quote of the Week" and a wink.


I've been mean to at least two actresses I find attractive physically, Kelly Wells and Teagan Presley [at least pre-bolt-ons].

Gia isn't my type either. Though I tease Gia from time to time, I've never attacked her. And, in all honesty she ripped me pretty good in my first couple of years here. Most of the board hated me. So, if Tia's recent accusation about me was correct, I would have been going from thread to thread attacking Gia & Co.

But I didn't. Because, unlike T1a, GIA IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL. [says the man Gia condemned to cannibalize PAFH on a desert island]. So, I've always liked her.

The only reason I laid into Monica Foster was her Lexi Belle prevarication. Before that I was mostly nice to her.

And, to be honest, the only reason I even mentioned T1a recently is a on-going joke between me and a sometime poster who emails/PMs me stuff on her, Lexi Belle, etc, etc. Sometimes mentions of Tia or Lexi prompts him/her to contact me with interesting tidbits.

So, at times, I throw out references to see if s/he's lurking, reading and in a mood to share or plot trouble for me to get into.

But, really I don't care about T1a L1ng to actually dislike her. If she wasn't a porn whore, I'd probably have noticed her as much as I did Hungwell when he existed.

The only porn person I REALLY dislike is Donny Long.


What I read from all that is that you are turned on by the master race and incest. You also aren't particularly fond of pan faced koreans who look like her plastic surgeon was inspired by H.R. Giger.
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#518315 - 05/11/11 08:38 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
I find it rather comical that you type t1a l1ng , lol, funniest thing i've seen you do actually. Somewhat of an interesting read actually ... but our feud had nothing to do with your comment on my hubby's haircut. If that's all it was , we'd get along fine smile

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#518386 - 05/12/11 06:42 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:
but our feud had nothing to do with your comment on my hubby's haircut.


Wrong. I said "My feud with T1a". Not OUR feud.

What made you annoyed, I don't know.
What keeps you following mentions of you, I don't know.
I don't talk for you. And, I don't care.



But, I know what annoyed me and instead of laughing off the obvious, you tried lame attacks.



Go find some of Gia's attack on me. They are CLASSICS!!! wink
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#518396 - 05/12/11 07:33 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Registered: 04/14/06
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The response to my Sicily pics has inspired me to post a few from my day trip to Chichen Itza last November.




The Mayan Pyramid is set beautifully with complimentary structures comfortably distant.




The court where ancient Kobes faced ancient LeBrons.




Even then, VIPs had their luxury suites.






Here's a close-up of the hoop they tried to hip check the ball through. According to the guide, one goal wins.





Here's their glyph of the ball with a reminder of what happened to Fran Tarkentons and Patrick Ewings past.



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Temple landscape.JPG (301 downloads)
Ball Court.JPG (297 downloads)
Goal.JPG (299 downloads)
Ancient Luxury Box.JPG (296 downloads)
glyph of ball.JPG (295 downloads)

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#518398 - 05/12/11 07:44 PM Re: Fatman Status Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Registered: 04/14/06
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The Pyramid dominated the site. Here it is from the entrance of the ball court.





Reminders of the ritual human sacrifice abounded.




Besides the Pyramid and open air ball court, they had covered facilities for other purposes. All that is left are the stone colonnades.





But the star was the solar calendar Pyramid.


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Temple from sports field.JPG (291 downloads)
Skull Wall.JPG (293 downloads)
column park.JPG (294 downloads)
temple with sun.JPG (293 downloads)

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