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#272024 - 09/05/07 07:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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You absolutely have full permission to bore us with your pictures of hot naked women anytime.
edit to add - Happy Birthday!
Edited by k1ng (09/05/07 07:14 PM)
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#272025 - 09/05/07 08:24 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Happy Birthday.
Aria is still looking great. She's got to be, what, close to 30 at least, right? Looks better and healthier than most girls whose pictures end up on this site that are in their early 20s.
This is XPT though, so the glass she is holding in the pic should be filled with something a bit more vile. (joking)
Keep up the good work.
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#272026 - 09/05/07 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'll spare the "edit to add Happy Birthday" and just make due on the first go.
I found this at AskJolene.com, kudos to Holly for shooting contract whore Bree Olson in thigh-highs (I'm such a manwhore for hosiery).
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260935-bree0011.jpg (63 downloads)
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#272029 - 09/06/07 02:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Love the aria with jelena pic! 2nd fave is the alecktra blue.
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#272030 - 09/06/07 08:39 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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buzz kill Holly. Was your initial attraction to Luke because he looked like a cross between Adrian Zmed and Maxwell Caulfield of Grease 2?  But when you get home with him instead of seeing this...  you're seeing this....  or was it the Accent? Happy Birthday.
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#272032 - 09/06/07 10:23 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Get original.
Thank you for trolling though my posts. To have an esteemed mod do that does my heart good. Although, if you're going to quip at my post please stay substantive. If it is my idea which I duplicate it's still "original". I'm being repetitive.
My reason for duplicating it? Well thats obvious.
I know Luke Stalks Holly and that he would see my little observation. I love needling Luke. Turns out my assumption was correct.
Evidene of Luke's Stalking Holly.
The Irony of my stalking Luke by using his stalking is also quite at statement in itself.
Edited by Karma'sFist (09/06/07 10:31 AM)
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#272033 - 09/06/07 04:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Happy belated birthday. Is it me or does Ashlynn Brooke have a strong resemblance to Bree Olson?? 
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#272037 - 09/06/07 08:17 PM
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Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 863
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You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.
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#272038 - 09/06/07 11:09 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.
Thank you... yes it was my first sober birthday, which was a little weird. I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.
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#272039 - 09/06/07 11:25 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.
Thank you... yes it was my first sober birthday, which was a little weird. I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.
My good Friend goes through similar emotions and thoughts. See, in 2004 he received his 2nd DWI. Yes he was and IS an irresponsible drinker but he really is a good guy. He is also a Teacher. Not wanting to become a convicted felon he made a decision NOT TO DRINK EVER AGAIN. Good for Him. However, in the 3 years since this momentous and positive turn in his life he has continued to see only the negatives about his decision. Sure you and he cannot go out and do the things you used to do.(Like the commemorative drinking all weekend party) Sure it's difficult to just stop Activities you've participated in for years. If you really think about it, was it all that fun? Even though I still drink(not around my friend) I look back on MOST of my benders and say, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!!!!"Because you can no longer do this shouldn't bee seen as a downer. Its much better than living The Jeckle n' Hyde existence of an Alcoholic.
As for the wanting to be with a partner thing? Heck, if its meant to be it will happen. No use in pressuring yourself on THAT ISSUE.
When your down in the doldrums just think to yourself, "FUCK...I LEAST I'M NOT LUKE FORD"
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#272042 - 09/07/07 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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happy birthday holly.
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#272044 - 09/07/07 05:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.
This sounds so much like me and how I approached 30......I am not 34 and it only gets better until I start approaching my next birthday...
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#272045 - 09/07/07 08:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I crave yet fear intimacy...
Can we blame this one Luke, just for shits & giggles? I mean, he IS good at exposing the intimate lives of others for all to read about, if nothing else.
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#272046 - 09/10/07 06:17 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I crave yet fear intimacy...
Can we blame this one Luke, just for shits & giggles? I mean, he IS good at exposing the intimate lives of others for all to read about, if nothing else.
Nope, I've always been like that. I don't like it when anyone but my significant other touches me-- hugs are fine, but when people keep their arm around me, or hold my hand, it makes me really uncomfortable.
Anyhow off subject, here's some pics from my little birthday BBQ that I had yesterday, there might be some hot bitches in those photos that you recognize: http://www.hollyrandall.com/html/personal/personal11.html
And my new pic of Kayden Kross, just because.
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#272049 - 09/12/07 09:26 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Ah yes, I forgot about that pic. That is a good friend's ex-wife. I couldn't hook up with Aria, that would be like having sex with my sister.
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#272050 - 09/12/07 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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that would be like having sex with my sister.
[beavis] heh heh...holly is like...hot & stuff...holly rocks...[/beavis]
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#272054 - 09/15/07 03:16 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I couldn't hook up with Aria, that would be like having sex with my sister.
You really don't know how awesome that sounds,do you?
Time for a poll:
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#272055 - 09/15/07 05:41 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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The only problem with this poll is the absence of Holly's mom in any of the options. 
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#272056 - 09/15/07 08:28 AM
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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Happy birthday, I would have been happy to take you out for an alcohol free dinner.  You should check in to one of those cognitive programs for anxiety though, might help with your fear. I hear one advertised with Lucinda Basset but there are others. Quote:
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You seem like a very good person. I hope you have a great alcohol-free birthday.
Thank you... yes it was my first sober birthday, which was a little weird. I actually started the day off in a great mood, but then got progressively more depressed as the day went on. I've always taken my birthday off of work, and I usually have what I call "Hollyfest": a week of parties, dinners, and a lot of boozing. This year was very quiet, and anti-climatic in a way. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but for some reason I was disappointed. I hate growing older, and I know this sounds stupid, but when I was a little girl, I thought I would be engaged or married by now. Or at least be in a relationship that might be headed that way. I didn't think I'd be an alcoholic commitment-phobe who would rather spend an evening working than going out on a date. Actually scratch that-- I'd rather spend an evening getting my toenails ripped out than go on a date. I crave yet fear intimacy, but before I had alcohol to suppress that fear. So without it I'm at a loss of how to deal with relationships (not that I was dealing with them well when I was drinking). I don't know, I think I'm just hormonal right now, but I'm glad my birthday's over, and I'm in no hurry for the next one. Maybe by then I'll grow up and I won't be so whiny about it.
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#272058 - 09/20/07 06:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Damn it I spend too much time on the golf course. Next time have Bree put her hands closer together on the club. That grip is fine for hoeing weeds but would suck eggs on a golf course. Of course if you wish, I am available to be technical consultant for issues like this.
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#272059 - 09/20/07 06:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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New ones... Of one of my favorites Bree (thank you Adam & Eve for letting me still do stills on her), and a brand new girl Veronica Roman. Quick story about Veronica-- she has been a member of my site suze.net for about 5 years now, and has always been a big fan. One day she got up the courage to write to me and ask if I might consider shooting her. She'd never done any kind of adult modeling before but after much deliberation decided it's really something she wanted to try. So I had her come in, and thought she definitely had potential, so we booked a date. I was more than impressed by how well she did for this being her first nude shoot ever... Funny how she went from being a member to a model. Anyhow she's a really sweet and smart girl, and a pleasure to work with. Hope you guys like her-- can you believe those legs? They go on for miles...
Beautiful girl and that bottom picture is ummm nothing short of amazing, wow that is perfect.
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#272061 - 09/20/07 09:40 PM
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Registered: 07/29/06
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No offense to Holly but I dont rate that first dame in the slightest regardless of story. I dont find her Suze material at all but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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#272063 - 09/20/07 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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she's hot. if you talk to her again tell her to post here to give an account of her descent into the porn biz.
edit - hahaaha i got jondra'ed by descent
Edited by k1ng (09/20/07 09:50 PM)
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#272066 - 09/20/07 10:04 PM
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#272067 - 09/20/07 10:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Camera of Life?
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#272069 - 09/20/07 11:50 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
its your birthday holly throw one back cmon
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#272070 - 09/21/07 02:25 AM
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#272071 - 09/21/07 02:40 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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randalize?
aka fall into a career snapping pictures of girls dressed like lava lamps and have overly qualified people do the lighting and set dressing based on your parents name while the retard kid gets behind the lens and pretends to take credit for the setup in front of them
BUT
holly randall thank you for sparing us from aria giovannis weird looking vagina.
LOL BUT BEFORE I GET YELLED AT I HAVE A GOOD FAMILY TOO AND I MEAN NO ILL WILL SO PLEASE DONT YELL GUYS WHILE DEFENDING HER HONOR
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