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Gigi, you are so cute when you're mean. I lust you.

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db who gives a fuck if her husband cool? we aint chatting with bitches to hear how nice they baby daddy is.

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Grizz...

Podiatrist, or proctoligist?

Fucking Christ, Lockwood signed up 3 days ago..and he already has 71 posts? Could this be an Alt-ID for Raoul Duke?

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Forget it. I originally agreed to do this chat because I wanted an opportunity to meet those who hated me so much... give them a chance to see what kind of person I really am... but I am beginning to realize there is not chance of that.

It's really easy to hide behind a computer and talk shit to someone who's actually proud of themselves. I could give a shit if you like me... my 10 year career is proof that I am here to stay. With the last two years giving me some of the best opportunities I've ever had, I'm not ready quit. I'm don't smoke cigs, I don't do a bunch of drugs, and I'm not a tweaker... thats why I'm still here. Gee... maybe because most of the other girls are so fucked up and last 6 months, you are all shocked to not see a whore waist away. A level head and a hot performance is what I give. Ask anyone who I have ever worked for... including those at JM. Even when they were bouncing checks, I was still nice.

If you have something to ask me, send me an email to missalanaevans@yahoo.com I will happily answer any questions you have...

I am an innovator and a trend setter... and everyone else is a follower. I'm the first porn chick to cross over into the autoworld with carshow trophies, music videos,and now bitches are racing monster trucks? If I wasn't the shit, people wouldn't copy me!

As for the Lockwood situation... as I've said before, Kurt and I both know what happened. He can act however he chooses but I'm the one who had to tell my man, who has a vasectomy, that someone else knocked me up in a scene. Kurt was my first boy/girl scene back... and I didn't do another for 3 months because of it. There is no question he knocked me up... if that makes him less of a fag to you guys, good for him. He needed that anyway....

I didn't come this board to even discuss that shit... it's old news... guess some still haven't gotten over it.

Kurt got a nice call from me this morning because of the shit on here. I think he needs to move on too...

Ya know what... lets talk some serious shit... Kurt wants to act like it was nothing... well he cheated on Tyler Faith with me... coming to my house at 3am for a booty call...my man even answered the door and let him in....because I don't have to cheat. I'm sorry Tyler:(

I'm not here to make friends... just money bitches!

"If you love me, then thank you...if you hate me, well FUCK YOU"... MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM LADY SOVEREIGN

Always Fucking Nasty... for another 10 years! Alana Evans
www.alanaevans.com
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I never wanted any of this. You and Chris started all this by getting suckered by Skankus to talk shit publicly. You should've come str8 to me instead of airing private shit publicly. I only said something NOW because I was asked about it you were doing this chat where you were gonna get asked and I'm sorry but I have a right to have my side of the story out there as well. Fair is fair. You cannot get around the fact it was a creampie scene and that means you were gonna get cum inside you. If you're birth control meds were fucked for any reason, that's on you NOT to do the scene. No manner of dirty talk caused the power of suggestion to get you pregnant. Plus, I ask again: If not Chris, then weren't you doing boy/girl scenes then? Then how do you know FOR SURE it was mine? Ever heard of pre-cum? Your other scenes with other guys could've done it, too, if you're meds are fucked. Plus, every director will tell you that some guys either intentional or not, blow loads in chicks all the time whether it was a creampie scene or not (which ours was.) I'm sorry but I was just doing what I was paid to be there to do, I was just doing my job. I'm genuinely sorry you went thru what you did, honestly, I even apologized back when you first told me (after your Skankus fiasco) and I even apologized to Chris, tho it was more out of sympathy than any actual fault on my part. And as for your threatening phonecall this morning, it was recorded. I had a right to have my side out there, Alana. Fair is fair. That's all that it is. If you didn't want me to say anything, you shouldn't have talked to Skankus.

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One more thing....

Kurt left me a message this morning after I yelled at him for bringing the baby shit up again. He said he never had a chance to tell his side of the story and thats why he's bringing it up again... Gee Kurt... it took my dumb porno ass two seconds to find the link... read it!

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22666

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So, if I already said it, what's your problem with me defending myself here by giving THE EXACT SAME explanation? Why do you get to go on Stankus and talk shit about it inappropriately ad nauseum but I only get to say one little adultfyi blurb? Fair is fair.

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Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...
And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.

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Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...

And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.

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LOL. Easy, Alana. We could've kept this private, YOU made it public first, remember? Isn't that hypocritical? Btw, are you counting all of you late night drug/swing parties you threw? Remember the 3:00 a.m. booty call I had with you that you've already admitted to? As I recall, you had already been fucked once that night by another guy (not Chris), or the guy couldn't keep wood (because of DRUGS) AND you told me you blew yet ANOTHER guy that night after I left. Yeah, I'm totally sure you know EXACTLY who it was (NOT!). And btw, you can call me gay til you are blew in the face (and that goes for Conky, Willie, et al)I don't care AND it still doesn't change the fact that I get hired AND REHIRED time and time again (4 scenes in last 4 days) to have sex with the girls the guys in here can only fantasy about. And guess what? Despite all of your worst gossiping efforts... (whispers) I'm still here.... p.s. When I asked you to, "Call me Stevie and tell me you love me." You seemed to have ZERO problem being RIGHT THERE with me and saying those EXACT things to me without ANY problem at all. Of course, NOW, it's all MY fault, right? Chris, didn't know about YOUR willing participation in the "dirty talk," huh? And no matter how hard you try to turn this around on me, every single person in this industry will tell you that if you are doing a creampie scene (WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS) the responsibility is ON THE GIRL for birth control. You just don't want to admit responsibility because it's easier to just call me gay and blame me. Well, sorry, it doesn't wash and it never will....

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That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...
And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.

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That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...

And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.

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LOL. Easy, Alana. We could've kept this private, YOU made it public first, remember? Isn't that hypocritical? Btw, are you counting all of you late night drug/swing parties you threw? Remember the 3:00 a.m. booty call I had with you that you've already admitted to? As I recall, you had already been fucked once that night by another guy (not Chris), or the guy couldn't keep wood (because of DRUGS) AND you told me you blew yet ANOTHER guy that night after I left. Yeah, I'm totally sure you know EXACTLY who it was (NOT!). And btw, you can call me gay til you are blew in the face (and that goes for Conky, Willie, et al)I don't care AND it still doesn't change the fact that I get hired AND REHIRED time and time again (4 scenes in last 4 days) to have sex with the girls the guys in here can only fantasy about. And guess what? Despite all of your worst gossiping efforts... (whispers) I'm still here.... p.s. When I asked you to, "Call me Stevie and tell me you love me." You seemed to have ZERO problem being RIGHT THERE with me and saying those EXACT things to me without ANY problem at all. Of course, NOW, it's all MY fault, right? Chris, didn't know about YOUR willing participation in the "dirty talk," huh? And no matter how hard you try to turn this around on me, every single person in this industry will tell you that if you are doing a creampie scene (WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS) the responsibility is ON THE GIRL for birth control. You just don't want to admit responsibility because it's easier to just call me gay and blame me. Well, sorry, it doesn't wash and it never will....

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Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...

And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.

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LOL. Easy, Alana. We could've kept this private, YOU made it public first, remember? Isn't that hypocritical? Btw, are you counting all of you late night drug/swing parties you threw? Remember the 3:00 a.m. booty call I had with you that you've already admitted to? As I recall, you had already been fucked once that night by another guy (not Chris), or the guy couldn't keep wood (because of DRUGS) AND you told me you blew yet ANOTHER guy that night after I left. Yeah, I'm totally sure you know EXACTLY who it was (NOT!). And btw, you can call me gay til you are blew in the face (and that goes for Conky, Willie, et al)I don't care AND it still doesn't change the fact that I get hired AND REHIRED time and time again (4 scenes in last 4 days) to have sex with the girls the guys in here can only fantasy about. And guess what? Despite all of your worst gossiping efforts... (whispers) I'm still here.... p.s. When I asked you to, "Call me Stevie and tell me you love me." You seemed to have ZERO problem being RIGHT THERE with me and saying those EXACT things to me without ANY problem at all. Of course, NOW, it's all MY fault, right? Chris, didn't know about YOUR willing participation in the "dirty talk," huh? And no matter how hard you try to turn this around on me, every single person in this industry will tell you that if you are doing a creampie scene (WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS) the responsibility is ON THE GIRL for birth control. You just don't want to admit responsibility because it's easier to just call me gay and blame me. Well, sorry, it doesn't wash and it never will....

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You fools with no lives can accuse me of drugs all you want. My offer stands. I'll take a full panel drug test at AIM and make it public for whoever wants to pay for it. Til then you're drug insuations are just cheap cover for the fact that unlike you 9-5'ers I make the amount of money most of you make all week in one day and then only working for a few hours. So you have to change your perspective. And yes, I'm quite verbose and well read and like Oscar Wilde, I do enjoy a witty zinger as much as the next guy. Glad to see you haters are showing fatigue, must be the lack of energy from your sedentary, high fat, lifestyles?

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Don't worry I will. I'm a punk rocker forever. You are SUCH a fucking NERD. Oh and Stevie Sweetie was it you who tried twice to delete my wikipedia page only to see it put RIGHT BACK UP? It kills you doesn't it? hahaha. Good. I really am THAT fucking cool, Stevie Sweetie.

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Repeating T.I doesn't give you street,
If you weren't so close to forty,
I'd suggest you pose for Tiger Beat.



My "toy collection" is bigger than yours I'm sure; I was Glenn Danzig's "dealer" years before you *even met him.*

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I am a multi faceted human being. Your disavowal of punk rock? You're a nerd for life and have lost all respect from not just me but I know there are TONS of punk rock fans in here.

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Repeating T.I doesn't give you street,
If you weren't so close to forty,
I'd suggest you pose for Tiger Beat.



My "toy collection" is bigger than yours I'm sure; I was Glenn Danzig's "dealer" years before you *even met him.*

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Okay, Stevie, I can see that this has degenerated into something of a "shoolboy crush" that you have on me akin to where the little boy pulls the little girls pigtails to get her attention. Sorry. Stevie I don't have any desire to be your little girl with pigtails, (tho I'm sure you do fantasize about me in the outfit plenty, haha!) So it is with great sorrow that I'm gonna half to break your little gay heart and tell you I don't want to have sex with you. Ever. Sorry. Now maybe a three-way with Willie and Don? That I could get into. I wouldn't have to find any holes I could just fuck any of the many folds of fat on those morbidly obese fat fux. Hott!

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Call me gay
Call me a fag
Call me a little queer
Everyone knows
You're still on tape
Taking a big black dildo in your rear

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oops, got me on "half", give you a cookie for that. Here's mine

Rose are red
vilets are blue
your posts are so silly
but ILOVEYOU,TOO!

C'mon Stevie, you and me can take that "big, black dildo" and

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I admit I randomly just searched the interweb and stole that last poem and used it as my own, but this is a new creation:

Coke, meth, speed or weed,
Why does anyone even CARE?
I hope the one drug you do take,
Is Rogaine for your thinning HAIR.

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P.s. Btw, Stevie just because you openly admit that you are homo doesn't mean that the fagbashers in here wouldn't count that for one second in real life before they took a tire iron to your head. Me on the other hand would try to stop them. Chew on that, asshole. AND since you are so into physical cheapshots, why not post a couple of pics of YOUR choice of YOU and we'll see how well YOU hold up to scrutiny even for ONE SECOND, eh, Chickenshit?

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I am an innovator and a trend setter... and everyone else is a follower. I'm the first porn chick to cross over into the autoworld with carshow trophies, music videos,and now bitches are racing monster trucks? If I wasn't the shit, people wouldn't copy me!

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Monster truck porn?!?!

Vivid's next high-budget extravaganza...

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And yes, I'm quite verbose and well read and like Oscar Wilde, I do enjoy a witty zinger as much as the next guy. Glad to see you haters are showing fatigue, must be the lack of energy from your sedentary, high fat, lifestyles?

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For starters, I have no dog in this race, no allied camp, no alt ids, and certainly don't want to see you banned. However, this may not have been a good time to compare yourself to Oscar Wilde.

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So you guys are so homophobic I can't even mention Oscar Wilde without being villified? Fucking pathetic.

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This isn't about homophobia OR vilification, I'm just saying it might have been tactically wiser to compare your extensive reading and rapier wit to that of, say, Umberto Eco or maybe Kenzaburo Oe or Germaine Greer or someone. Nothing against Oscar or you Kurt, really, it's just the choosing of the gayest of the gay blades thing that made me barf a litttle in my mouth, rather like Karl Rove during a Bush debate, when I read it. Also, maybe best to avoid Chuck Palahniuk and James Baldwin too.

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Man, even that Arin fanboy is talking shit about Kurt. That's fucked up, yo.

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P.s. Btw, Stevie just because you openly admit that you are homo doesn't mean that the fagbashers in here wouldn't count that for one second in real life before they took a tire iron to your head. Me on the other hand would try to stop them. Chew on that, asshole. AND since you are so into physical cheapshots, why not post a couple of pics of YOUR choice of YOU and we'll see how well YOU hold up to scrutiny even for ONE SECOND, eh, Chickenshit?

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I'm only gay for you Kurt...

Here's a pic of me:


Guess who's on the left and guess who's on the right debating porn on Fox News.

Is that "mainstream" enough for you or do we need to hear how great Dee Dee is again?

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O'Reilly: "How Wendy's select you for be the model of their logo?"

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I didn't know O'Reilly spoke Spanglish?!?

Keep trying to sneak across the border and you might get on a segment too.

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I didn't know O'Reilly spoke Spanglish?!?

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Hey Ginger kid, get out of here and still study, i am US citizen first than you. Read some PR history.

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In 2000, the parades were marred by numerous incidents of sexual assault and violence.[1]. Roughly 50 women reported being doused with water, stripped and groped by roving packs of drunken men in New York's Central Park.

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Hey Ginger kid, get out of here and still study, i am US citizen first than you. Read some PR history.

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Like this? Puerto Rican History

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In 2000, the parades were marred by numerous incidents of sexual assault and violence.[1]. Roughly 50 women reported being doused with water, stripped and groped by roving packs of drunken men in New York's Central Park.

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when you make a research, PLEASE READ, that the PR day parade in NY not Puerto Rico's history.

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when you make a research, PLEASE READ, that the PR day parade in NY not Puerto Rico's history.

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Yes, now I've got you hater searching my website, posting and examining all my lyrics, listening to my music. I couldn't have asked for anything more from better fans.... Your dedication to me brings a tear to my eye. Post more of my lyrics, fanboys! Post my whole fucking play! Drown this whole fucking place in waves of glorious MEEEEEE!!!!!

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How did the Alana Evans chat thread turn into another Kurt Lockwood me, me, ME! thread?

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Just as a pure XPT reference marker, this is where the have2cit/elglorioso stick fight went on hiatus.

On behalf of the actual States of the Union, I'd like to offer independence to Richport if they take back Rosie Perez, Erik Estrada, and "Rollo" from Sanford & Son.

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btw spanglish is when you mix spanish with english. Like this: "Stevie por que you are tan pendejo y tan ridiculo and make peliculas porno of you with tu slut sister showing that pathetic verguita colorada?"

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And yes, I'm quite verbose and well read and like Oscar Wilde, I do enjoy a witty zinger as much as the next guy. Glad to see you haters are showing fatigue, must be the lack of energy from your sedentary, high fat, lifestyles?

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For starters, I have no dog in this race, no allied camp, no alt ids, and certainly don't want to see you banned. However, this may not have been a good time to compare yourself to Oscar Wilde.

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So you guys are so homophobic I can't even mention Oscar Wilde without being villified? Fucking pathetic.

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If namechecking Oscar Wilde has you illiterate, homophobic losers in a redneck hissy fit, maybe I should start quoting Walt Whitman, Tenessee Williams, Proust, Jean Genet. Not that I expect any of you xpt hacks has ever read anything besides your own shitty porn reviews, haha. Fucking dumb ass losers, I shit on all of you...

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P.s. Btw, Stevie just because you openly admit that you are homo doesn't mean that the fagbashers in here wouldn't count that for one second in real life before they took a tire iron to your head. Me on the other hand would try to stop them. Chew on that, asshole. AND since you are so into physical cheapshots, why not post a couple of pics of YOUR choice of YOU and we'll see how well YOU hold up to scrutiny even for ONE SECOND, eh, Chickenshit?

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I'm only gay for you Kurt...

Here's a pic of me:


Guess who's on the left and guess who's on the right debating porn on Fox News.

Is that "mainstream" enough for you or do we need to hear how great Dee Dee is again?

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You haven't answered my question, sweetheart. Are you sure you are on the right side in this "dust up, Stevie. I re-iterate my point to you that tho you may have jumped on the hater bandwagon, you openly admitting that you are gay, means that no matter how much you would kiss the ass of the your fellow haters here, you are in the midst of the worst humanity has to offer. Redneck fagbashers. Who, yes, would kill me if they could but they would take that proverbial tire iron to your head, too, for no goddamn good reason except that you like dick. Again, I repeat: me? I would be the one trying to stop them. I'm not so sure you would. Does that make me a better person than you? If you want, we can continue fighting (but you're so cute I'd rather fuck you, haha) but seriously, I really think you are on the wrong side here, Stevie. Think about it. These are not your friends, Stevie. They are not on your side. Just because you're both against me doesn't mean that they ARE WITH YOU. You seem just a trifle more intelligent than the LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES so I'm gonna try to offer you this "olive branch" one last time.

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Yes, now I've got you hater searching my website, posting and examining all my lyrics, listening to my music. I couldn't have asked for anything more from better fans.... Your dedication to me brings a tear to my eye. Post more of my lyrics, fanboys! Post my whole fucking play! Drown this whole fucking place in waves of glorious MEEEEEE!!!!!

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How did the Alana Evans chat thread turn into another Kurt Lockwood me, me, ME! thread?

WTF!

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Well, if you read the thread, schitt-for-brains, you would've seen that Alana was going to do a chat interview and douchebag Bornyo was gonna ask her about me. I thought it best to have "my say" out there, the rest is history.

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It's funny how Alana Evans calls Kurt a fag and a tranny lover while she actually digs the guy and as I can see she is in the coming Strap Attack 7 worshiping and servicing gay ass.
Kurt is gay and Alana is a fag hag.
Now where's that chick who directed the Anabolic T-girls series to put Alana in a tranny movie?

P.S: Alana also shows her love for fags back in 1999 in Lizzy Borden's S.I.D.S.

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If having had sex with 1100 WOMEN means I'm gay then WHAT ARE YOU, virgin? And yes, I am aware of those scenes Alana did as well. Somebody say, "Hypocrite?"

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Kurt: You're quite incapable of responding rationally to anyone who attempts to discuss things rationally with you. And you appear to have no sense of humor, which is quite sad for an "artist." Just continue lashing out, it'll do you much good, I assure you. I can always be contacted here or at the magazine should you wish to engage in literary quizzing or any other game. I'm not hiding behind screen names. BTW, you've never been mentioned in FOX, so don't include me in the imagined group of slights, a la Gram. Thank you.

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Well, I'm just giving what I get. If you have issues with that then take it up with the attackers. I've never even HEARD of your magazine and my career has been pretty good without it so far. So, I really give a fuck what you think about me. You can't judge me based on what I post here. As I have said, the LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES have been hating on me in here for the better part of FIVE YEARS, these responses from me requires a very specific tone that is certainly not one that my good friends IN REAL LIFE ever encounter with me. P.s . And if you don't think my posts are intelligent, rational and yes, funny well, I've gotten tons of e-mails, texts, and phonecalls who are in complete disagreement with you. Sorry.

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Serious question.

Kurt, being a male who is in the business of fucking young, fertile girls on film(and has been at it for quite a while and has a decent amount of money), why have you not had a vasectomy?



(I asked this about male porn actors in another thread, but seeing how your name was not in that thread, I doubt you seen it)

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The same reason that YOU don't get one. Duh.

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Nor can you judge me on what others have posted here. My advice, since we're in the same age group, is to act like the intellectual you profess to be, and not like someone who fucks for money. That's not an intended insult, but take it as you wish.



BTW, my career in publishing—and not porn—is going swimmingly without your involvement as well. Ta-ta!

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Yeah but I'm not posting about you, you're posting about me, n'est pas? And Yeah, thanks. "Forever in debt, to your "priceless" advice..."

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You can't judge me based on what I post here.

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Why the fuck not? Are you special or something? I know you're special in a short bus kind of way, but you don't get any special treatment for being a prolapsed, balding, roided-up meth-head L'il Stevie. Sorry.

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I love it. Hi Raoul. You guys thinking I'm on the "roids is soooo flattering. Am I really that bulked up? You must be really little nurds. And once again, physical cheapshots from loser haters that aren't brave enough to post a pic of themselves? Hypocritical loser.

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Yeah but I'm not posting about you, you're posting about me, n'est pas? And Yeah, thanks. "Forever in debt, to your "priceless" advice..."

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Hey, glad to help, Frenchie. Ne c'est pas?

P.S. I was posting TO you, not about you.

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You haven't answered my question, sweetheart. [SNIP] You seem just a trifle more intelligent than the LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES so I'm gonna try to offer you this "olive branch" one last time.

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You never asked a question in the first place shit for brains, you asked me for a picture. I love how I totally fucking SCHOOL you with a response and you keep going on with the same delusional bullshit.

I posted a pic of me with a "famous" person that was: a.) taken this millennium and b.) didn't involve the famous person looking off into the distance with a hand in their pocket wishing they were 100 yards away. Sorry Kurt, but when I'm around "famous" people they actually do pay attention to me.

You act like the attention from XPT is so fucking sincere and evil; ITS A FUCKING PORN MESSAGE BOARD BASED ON MEAN JOKES and insults you fuckwit! The only person "serious" here IS YOU! If you think its so bad why don't you try going on Fox News (or any other media that gets the attention of people outside the few thousand that follow the porn world this closely, and you've never broken that ceiling) and see what type of sinister, evil responses await in your e-mail box from redneck fuck heads around the country when you mention you do porn and feel the First Amendment is something worth fighting for, not to mention targeting your friends (many of them women) as well.

Yeah Kurt, then YOU can fucking talk about whatever "persecution" you want. Until then SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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That was an awfully short nap, Kurt. Most people crash for days when they come down off the meth. You're an inspiration to the entire industry.

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Yeah but I'm not posting about you, you're posting about me, n'est pas? And Yeah, thanks. "Forever in debt, to your "priceless" advice..."

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Hey, glad to help, Frenchie. Ne c'est pas?



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Yeah but I'm not posting about you, you're posting about me, n'est pas? And Yeah, thanks. "Forever in debt, to your "priceless" advice..."

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Hey, glad to help, Frenchie. Ne c'est pas?



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You haven't answered my question, sweetheart. [SNIP] You seem just a trifle more intelligent than the LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES so I'm gonna try to offer you this "olive branch" one last time.

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You never asked a question in the first place shit for brains, you asked me for a picture. I love how I totally fucking SCHOOL you with a response and you keep going on with the same delusional bullshit.

I posted a pic of me with a "famous" person that was: a.) taken this millennium and b.) didn't involve the famous person looking off into the distance with a hand in their pocket wishing they were 100 yards away. Sorry Kurt, but when I'm around "famous" people they actually do pay attention to me.

You act like the attention from XPT is so fucking sincere and evil; ITS A FUCKING PORN MESSAGE BOARD BASED ON MEAN JOKES and insults you fuckwit! The only person "serious" here IS YOU! If you think its so bad why don't you try going on Fox News (or any other media that gets the attention of people outside the few thousand that follow the porn world this closely, and you've never broken that ceiling) and see what type of sinister, evil responses await in your e-mail box from redneck fuck heads around the country when you mention you do porn and feel the First Amendment is something worth fighting for, not to mention targeting your friends (many of them women) as well.

Yeah Kurt, then YOU can fucking talk about whatever "persecution" you want. Until then SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Sigh. Oh well, I tried. I see now that you are hopeless. I've stopped reading your posts because they are too long. You're just looking for fame in here, Stevie. Fame off my name. And I'm not gonna play. Sorry. You just don't matter. You aren't in our industry you're just another stupid hater fanboy. You and everyone else can hate all you want and think you've scored points but the only points that count are in the real world and as I have said many, many times now, this board doesn't count in the real world one tiny bit. But so glad that I warrant so much attention from you all. Have you ever thought for a second that the time spent on attacking me completely undermines your arguments trying to attack me. I'm just responding and defending. If I am so insignificant why attack? Because I am significant. And you will never be and that's what you all want from me. Significance. Real world status that you don't have and never will. Don't worry you can always FUCKING RULE ON XPT tho, you broke motherfuckers, hahahahahaha. Stevie

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Your ignorance of the adult magazine business is massive. FOX has existed for 30+ years. We're even on the Sex Z list and receive FREE, yes FREE, review copies!!! (And I know you didn't put us on there!) Why not follow the business you're in? We sell more issues PER MONTH than your directed titles have ever sold. And I don't give a fuck if you don't read jack mags. IT"S FACT.




I'm bored.
"I'm tearin' this place up! I poop on all of you!"

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Your ignorance of the adult magazine business is massive. FOX has existed for 30+ years. We're even on the Sex Z list and receive FREE, yes FREE, review copies!!! (And I know you didn't put us on there!) Why not follow the business you're in? We sell more issues PER MONTH than your directed titles have ever sold. And I don't give a fuck if you don't read jack mags. IT"S FACT.

I'm bored.
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You and everyone else can hate all you want and think you've scored points but the only points that count are in the real world and as I have said many, many times now, this board doesn't count in the real world one tiny bit.

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And the second you get banned from this place that "doesn't count" you'll be bitching and whining for weeks.

Mods, feel free to ban Kurt now. I've had my fun with him, as has everyone else here, and given that hes repeated the same crap over and over (which was mildly permissible the third time, not the TENTH), its time he's forced to move on.