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#264267 - 08/01/07 08:13 PM $50,000 not enough. How much then?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	CASSIDEY TURNS DOWN $50,000! Fayner Posts: I got a voicemail message today on my phone. "Hey fuckface, this is Cassidey! Hey, so thanks so much for telling the world about my fake left eye. I just got some call from Frankfurt, Germany, some guy named Gus or something read your site and wants to fuck my eye socket for fifty grand! I was like, fuck no! why would I do that? He said Fayner told me you'd go for it. Did you say that? I hope not. Anyway, I think its funny as shit even though the guy is insane to think I'd let him fuck my eye socket for money. Just letting you know what's been going on in my world." fayner link _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#264268 - 08/01/07 08:29 PM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
cheezypussy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/25/07 Posts: 51	they cant be talking about cassidy rae the vivid chick??????????????????????????????
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#264269 - 08/02/07 03:48 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
Anonymous Unregistered	I suppose this makes it easy to fuck her brains out.
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#264270 - 08/02/07 08:51 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: I just got some call from Frankfurt, Germany, some guy named Gus or something read your site and wants to fuck my eye socket for fifty grand! Hot. This could be the next big thing. So long pistol whip, its like we hardly knew you. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#264271 - 08/02/07 09:09 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Those Germans are fucking strange. How about a good skull fucking cross with a donkey punch and pistol whip? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#264272 - 08/02/07 09:25 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: How about a good skull fucking cross with a donkey punch and pistol whip? _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#264273 - 08/02/07 10:13 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	_________________________ You're all still alive?
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#264274 - 08/02/07 02:39 PM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: they cant be talking about cassidy rae the vivid chick?????????????????????????????? Maybe they are. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#264275 - 08/02/07 04:59 PM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
warp_speed Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/31/07 Posts: 817	Quote: Genius. _________________________ WARP SPEED (you better believe it)
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#264276 - 08/03/07 03:00 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	This thread puts a whole new slant on 'Cum in her eye'.
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#264277 - 08/03/07 11:07 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
jim dangle Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/29/07 Posts: 62	Quote: This thread puts a whole new slant on 'Cum in her eye'. Doc Johnson should start making eye-socket masturbators. They'll make a killing in Germany.
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#264278 - 08/03/07 11:53 AM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I'm guessing it was 1989 or 1990- there was a letter in the Penthouse Forum from a guy who said he fucked a chicks eyesocket. He claimed she could send him over the top with her eyelashes.
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#264279 - 08/03/07 12:55 PM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Quote: This thread puts a whole new slant on 'Cum in her eye'. Doc Johnson should start making eye-socket masturbators. They'll make a killing in Germany. Sounds like a sales winner...I need to get back to the drawing board with my Gag Factor Severed Head idea and install some removable eyes with fuckable sockets!
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#264280 - 08/03/07 03:18 PM Re: $50,000 not enough. How much then?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Maybe he should have offered her a state of the art usb eye massager. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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