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#262445 - 09/10/07 04:20 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I still need a new QB
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#262446 - 09/10/07 04:25 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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who let sergio set up this abortion of a fantasy league anyway?
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#262447 - 09/10/07 05:45 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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who let sergio set up this abortion of a fantasy league anyway?



The man who posted above you.
It was a fair draft. Your guys underperformed. Deal with it.
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#262448 - 09/11/07 03:45 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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god damm some of yall squads shitty as fuck. If i was you i would be ashamed of myself.

Looks like i got shockers .02 this week. fucking pathetic squad from a pathetic owner. let me guess son..shockers is what you dream kurt give you at night?

willie you best stay home.

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#262449 - 09/11/07 04:06 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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#262450 - 09/11/07 10:02 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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god damm some of yall squads shitty as fuck. If i was you i would be ashamed of myself.

Looks like i got shockers .02 this week. fucking pathetic squad from a pathetic owner. let me guess son..shockers is what you dream kurt give you at night?

willie you best stay home.




one word..."wigger." I can win or lose, at least I'm not you.

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#262451 - 09/11/07 11:49 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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thinking clockwork orange was cool and subversive went out the window in 1998 william d.

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#262452 - 09/16/07 05:05 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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shockers .02 are shit. them niggas is garbage much like their squad leader. If i were willie i would be embarrassed.

Who next? whoever it be best at least give a little competition as willie completly wasted my squads time.

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#262453 - 09/16/07 05:19 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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can we all just have a moment to fully appreciate juan fluffin and his decision to start the bengals defense

legendary sir, legendary

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#262454 - 09/16/07 05:52 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Yeah, seriously. Cuz I know I expected Derek Anderson (who?) to throw for 5 td's and 328 yds and Jamal "I couldn't rush my way out of a brown paper bag in Baltimore" Lewis to gain 251 yds and 1 td. Silly floof.


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#262455 - 09/16/07 06:18 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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what your telling me you didnt have the over at 97 like i did? do your research man

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#262456 - 09/16/07 06:38 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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No. What I'm saying is that Cleveland sucks, they only scored 7 points last week, they traded their starting qb, have a no name qb starting, who in 5 games last year had 8 ints and Jamal Lewis has underachieved since his '03 season. So choosing Cincy's def against them wasn't such an awful choice as you implied.
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#262457 - 09/16/07 07:18 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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oh i got what you were going for, its still REALLY REALLY funny cleveland scored 51 points

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#262458 - 09/17/07 05:33 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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To the veterans who have played in previous seasons. Do you guys like the newer high scoring system and having the additional RB/WR in the game?
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#262459 - 09/17/07 01:47 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I know I like it so far
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#262460 - 09/17/07 05:31 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I know I like it so far



Enjoy it while it lasts. You won't remain undefeated for long.
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#262461 - 09/17/07 07:30 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Yeah, what a clusterfuck.



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#262462 - 09/17/07 11:58 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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juan fluffin sick call to trot cincy out when you had TWO OTHER DEFENSES ON YOUR ROSTER including chicago, just a tip of the hat sir and continued success in all your endeavors

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#262463 - 09/18/07 11:12 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Thank you sir, I shall cry about your barbs tonight whilst I caress my '05 trophy.

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#262464 - 09/20/07 03:11 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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this thread quiet. Just because your team is garbage all of the sudden you cant open your mouth?

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#262465 - 09/21/07 09:55 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fuck that shit...I am still rocking...cleetus your done this week and you know it...the only thing that sucks is i had that fucking tie last week....
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#262466 - 09/21/07 10:38 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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No way fool- i ditched the black QB, clearly i will post record numbers this week
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#262467 - 09/23/07 09:41 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fuck you and your first pick, Commissioner Chingado! How's it feel? Woo hooooooooooo Felons!

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#262468 - 09/23/07 11:58 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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fluffin you do understand that you are the guy who picked the bengals last week and they gave up 50 billion points, and then you switch it up this week and chicago has its worst defensive performance in like 9 years, you realize you are that guy right, please dont come to vegas i dont want to get hit by lightning that was meant for you as i drive up trop.

thanx in advance.

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#262469 - 09/24/07 10:03 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Ok, Sparky, I bet you wish you'd played Foster this week, then you'd only be 30 points behind at this point. Good luck on MNF, see you in Week 5.

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#262470 - 09/24/07 02:27 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fuck you and your first pick, Commissioner Chingado! How's it feel? Woo hooooooooooo Felons!




Just like the NFL, MLB or the NBA; I'm gonna find a way to penalize you for your vulgar language to the comissioner. Stern doesn't tolerate it and neither will I.

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#262471 - 09/24/07 05:18 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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chico squad much like his avitar..it get knocked the fuck out weekly.

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#262472 - 09/24/07 09:49 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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and the kings break into the win column with a resounding beat down of nathan's 2-0 dradles.

DeShaun Foster
DeShaun Foster
DeShaun Foster
DeShaun Foster
DeShaun Foster
DeShaun Foster
DeShaun Foster
DeShaun Foster
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#262473 - 09/27/07 12:05 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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look ill accept the embarrassment of losing when 3 of my players went down with injuries in the first half, and the week prior i subbed 2 other players due to injury.

but king, you play online poker for free money there is no defending that, LITERALLY zero defense for a guy who posts bad beat stories and hes playing with play money, that is fucking embarrassing on many many levels, deposit cash (i recommend morgan stanley active assets accounts they seem to go through, and for god sakes, dont ever cry about play money ever again)

jesussss

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#262474 - 09/27/07 12:17 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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so you gamble real money on poker websites? welcome to the internet and the loss of your money. idiot. you're a bigger drunk ass moron than I anticipated if you trust the internet with your money and those that know how to manipulate it, but by all means carry on, I wish you well. you've admitted to gambling on preseason/exhibition nfl games, nothing you can say about me compares to that idiocy.
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#262475 - 09/27/07 05:24 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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you've admitted to gambling on preseason/exhibition nfl games






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#262476 - 09/28/07 12:45 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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lol yes king, the big bad internets pokarss is rigged, pokerstars will cash you out by check for anything under 10k, beyond that you can western union or wire transfer, its okay big guy dip your toe in the pool.


oh and if betting on the preseason is so wrong that a fat unemployed porn addicted cripple is against me, well i think im going to be ok.

and if my spreadsheet is correct i think i won.


Edited by ranathan (09/28/07 12:58 AM)

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#262477 - 09/28/07 02:28 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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and if my spreadsheet is correct i think i won.




Think again. Your spreadsheet is waaaaaaaaaaaay off.






An unemployed person is one without a job and is able to work. When calculating US unemployment rates they add the criteria that the person is actively seeking employment.

A disabled person is unable to work, thus not unemployed.





A poker guy should use a poker related "put-down" not a weak "spreadsheet" reference! Try something like:

Seems my Royal Flush beats your measly pair of twos.

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#262478 - 09/28/07 10:24 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
k1ng Offline
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lol yes king, the big bad internets pokarss is rigged, pokerstars will cash you out by check for anything under 10k, beyond that you can western union or wire transfer, its okay big guy dip your toe in the pool.





I'm not so worried about the poker site, like poker stars itself, but more so the other players. Automated poker bots, multiple accounts at one table by one person, collusion among multiple players using IM or a cellphone, spyware, the list goes on and on. But by all means put your trust with your money in the internet I don't give a shit. Everyone knows the internet is the most honest place around, I've met a lot of nice people from Nigeria. Besides I live too close to AC to gamble money online, no free drinks either.
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#262479 - 09/28/07 11:17 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Last time I was in FL we went to see the Hard Rock Hotel/Casino, or whatever it is really called, on the Indian Reservation near Fort Laurderdale. Kinda a pilgramage to Anna Nicole.

The poker tables were PACKED.
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#262480 - 09/28/07 11:38 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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jesus christ fatman you FUCKING MORON, i use the spreadsheet to track my sports betting you idiot, pt is good enough for poker, apparently disabled people cant read context either, and king fair enough.

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#262481 - 10/01/07 01:42 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Can we get this thread back on track please.

Ahem, with the curbstomp I laid down on Sergio this weekend, I will be at .500 for the first time this late in the season.

Look out Cleetus - I'm coming for you next.
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#262482 - 10/01/07 05:08 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Ahem, with the curbstomp I laid down on Sergio this weekend, I will be at .500 for the first time this late in the season.



Props for winning. But seriously, who the fuck gets a hard-on for being at .500?
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#262483 - 10/01/07 06:42 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Sir, I remind you that I had only Cleetus keeping me out of the basement last year.

Set realizable goals children. You just might attain them.
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#262484 - 10/01/07 09:09 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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But seriously, who the fuck gets a hard-on for being at .500?




Me. And it's even more satisfying knowing your record is 1-3.
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#262485 - 10/01/07 09:10 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Sir, I remind you that I had only Cleetus keeping me out of the basement last year.

Set realizable goals children. You just might attain them.



Next yr. Cleetus can go back to being commissioner. His teams sucked when he was the commish. I didn't realize you were that far down in the standings.
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#262486 - 10/01/07 09:11 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Quote:

Quote:

But seriously, who the fuck gets a hard-on for being at .500?




Me. And it's even more satisfying knowing your record is 1-3.


Meh. Still think I'm cheating Queenie?
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#262487 - 10/01/07 09:13 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

But seriously, who the fuck gets a hard-on for being at .500?




Me. And it's even more satisfying knowing your record is 1-3.


Meh. Still think I'm cheating Queenie?




I had to use that as an excuse after you whooped me week one.
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#262488 - 10/01/07 09:14 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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btw, the SD vs. Col baseball game is crazy. Colorado just re tied it in the bottom of the 13th.
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#262489 - 10/01/07 09:18 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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wow, and Col wins it with a play at the plate.
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#262490 - 10/01/07 09:18 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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btw, the SD vs. Col baseball game is crazy. Colorado just re tied it in the bottom of the 13th.



Padres better win since the Steelers disappointed me.
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#262491 - 10/01/07 09:19 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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wow, and Col wins it with a play at the plate.


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#262492 - 10/01/07 09:21 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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that sucks. the replay shows he was out.
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#262493 - 10/01/07 09:40 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Quote:

btw, the SD vs. Col baseball game is crazy. Colorado just re tied it in the bottom of the 13th.



Padres better win since the Steelers disappointed me.




padres much like your ff squad are garbage, they dead like haley paige.

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#262494 - 10/01/07 09:41 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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