I was wondering.

Unless I have my pontoons attached to whatever wheelchair I am using, I can tread water for quite awhile if I have to...as far as swimming goes, maybe a mile before I would just give up and reflect upon my life as being very complete and full, and then inhale a lungfull and sink...

Bornyo, are you somehow trying to push Burg into buying a crab boat and hitting the king crab on Discovery for our amusement?

I'd pay to see that.

lieutenant dan?

If Burg bought a crab boat and hired a decent captain I'd volunteer to crew it, as long as Burg came along. But that's not really where I was going with this.

The poll was more or less wondering if the fucker was buoyant.