What's up dogs! I am the Sissy! Looking for work in transvestite movies, you can see me in Legend's Dude Looks Like a Lady series! If you need me for something, e-mail me at sissy@thesissy.com


(Pictured: The Sissy and long time girlfriend Anastasia Sands)


Warrel Dane rules!
Nevermore, Dogs!

The Sissy

Oh no...this is just wrong!

i hate fags.take this homo shit down. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />

Oh god, please no! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Here is your man - Sissy.

Dude, try to stay on topic. I don't see what a giant picture like that has to do with the thread.

Cram

please send to me your photo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smileyhump1.gif" alt="" />

Dude ..... is this about you ?

Wanker Wang Posts: There are few things in the world that makes me shudder more than Gary, the shell shocked Vietnam veteran who works for Legend. Something about the way he walks and the way he talks and the little swerve in his step that always made me wonder. Sometimes I often noticed him walking a little bowlegged as he ambled into Legend's offices with a sore throat as if he had something in it all night.

Then I found out why Gary is a superstar. Everytime I see Gary, he constantly attempts to score himself a scene for me. "My dick is working now Vaultron," he would mindlessly sputter. "I ready to fuck now Vaultron," he would endlessly spit out. However, while visiting www.LegendDirect.com, I stumbled onto a boxcover of Superstar Gary. Apparently, the powers that be over at Legend decided to supplement Gary's income with his own line ... DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY starring Superstar Gary who is affectionately named "The Sissy"! In one of the most horrifying boxcovers yet, there's a picture of Superstar Sissy Gary bent over while a girl is smearing his raw ass with lipstick. The caption on his disgusting ass reads ... "Enter Me Now ... Fuck Me."

Now I don't know about you but I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Gary with the same amount of respect again. In fact, I only had a pinprick of respect for him before but he fucked it off and threw it out the window like sewage. The back boxcover shows this disgustingly hairy drag queen get penetrated by large dick-shaped objects as he opens his mouth perhaps screaming in sheer ecstasy. From what I can see, he ever performs ass to mouth on himself. I am in a complete and utter state of shock.

I will get comments from Sissyboy himself next week.

I saw The Sissy when I was at lunch the other day and he wouldn't even sign an autograph for my friend who is a big fan. I was disappointed.

Check out the e-mail this guy just sent me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
Maybe Nacho will be interested in him? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/limpwrist.gif" alt="" />


From: Sissy Paycheque Add to Address Book Add this Address to my Block List
Subject: Interested in modeling for you
Date: May 21 2005 4:00p
To: <jmproduction@prodigy.net>


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Dear sirs, I am a big fan of your videos. I own some of the American Bukkake and the Gag Factor series. I am contacting you in the hopes of being a part of the great experience you offer men. A little about myself. I am a tall, white transgendered woman. I have great legs, tits and a fantastic ass. My breasts are a full 40C cup. My legs are long and my high heel size is a 10. I get very positive reviews from the numerous men that contact me in regards to my ads on alt.com (subgirlbc is my handle) adultfriendfinder.com (SissyP) and TGPersonals. I do have pics if you like. I will be doing another photo shoot here in Fresno on Monday. Just me, dressed like a whore, and a huge black dildo playing house. While I do love your videos the women can be a bit squemish when it comes to drinking cum. I assure you I not only look good in front of a camera but I have a cum whore's mindset. If anything I have said is of interest to you please reply to my letter and I will se! nd some photos your way. I thank you for your time, Sissy

Oh Christ a tranny bukkake....
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sportswami.gif" alt="" />

no but dressing a tranny up like really hot girl to a bunch of unbeknown guys would be funny as hell to me....

You are evil. And I love you for it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Hollly shit, that's brilliant! The actual footage would be worthless, but the debriefing interviews... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />