Stan, fucking Stan the editor for some un-named companies lives next to me and we share a driveway. Well his fucking girlfriend is always in the driveway. For the 2nd time this week Stan and his fucking girlfriend have made me late for work. Stan you are now on the shit list!!!!! :monkey:

Does he have a fat buddy with a bowler hat called Ollie? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

sounds to me like you taken a fancy to his girlfriend.

What does she look like?