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#256764 - 07/03/07 11:01 AM lawyers stop it!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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you're fucking killing me, no more lawyering.
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#256765 - 07/03/07 11:14 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
No fucking kidding. I'd rather be overrun with realtors.

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#256766 - 07/03/07 11:15 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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#256767 - 07/03/07 11:17 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I remember when this was the boards only lawyer. He's still our brightest legal mind. (Though he did advise Monkey to cop a plea over the Lex Steel affair and serve time).


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#256768 - 07/03/07 11:18 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I'd rather be overrun with realtors.




Don't say anything you might regret later.
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#256769 - 07/03/07 11:28 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

I'd rather be overrun with realtors.




Don't say anything you might regret later.




It's about time for one of our lawyers to point out "Realtor" is capitalized, with a ®

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#256770 - 07/03/07 11:46 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Anonymous
Unregistered


You mean I can't offer color commentary on the Chico Wang trial?

Okay, guys. 'Nuff said. Unless something dramatic happens affecting the industry in the courts, I'll stop. Sorry.

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#256771 - 07/03/07 01:57 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
So many damn poser lawyers around here, moblem's gonna start offering legal advice. If you got THAT much time to practice law AND got an extra job on the side, you fucking blow

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#256772 - 07/03/07 02:10 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Approved. The only lawyer we need to hear from is the goat lawyer. Unless a certain Middle Eastern gentleman was to come back
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#256773 - 07/03/07 02:27 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
pornlaw Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
Quote:

Approved. The only lawyer we need to hear from is the goat lawyer.




Damn! and I liked this board. Oh well...

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#256774 - 07/03/07 04:52 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
No way, too much in porn to take apart: AIM's non-profit status, the Porn Hedge Fund, the soon-to-come RLD bankruptcy, etc. Lots of room for these guys to add to the entertainment.
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#256775 - 07/03/07 04:58 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Snowman Offline
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Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california

I enjoy all the thoughtful contributions from lawyers and wannabe lawyers here.
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#256776 - 07/04/07 02:10 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I enjoy all the thoughtful contributions from lawyers and wannabe lawyers here.




Yeah...I have to admit I also enjoy getting an informed legal perspective on various issues, especially as I have little understanding or knowledge of US law as opposed to British law.

So keep on posting, legal eagles...you've got one of your own as a moderator (Moxie) so I doubt you'll really get banned or anything.

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#256777 - 07/04/07 08:04 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Maybe they can get their own thread or forum so it is all bundled in one place. Those interested would know where to look, those not interested would know where to avoid.
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#256778 - 07/04/07 10:28 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
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Meet my lawyer. Thought I'd share.



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#256779 - 07/04/07 10:38 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

Meet my lawyer. Thought I'd share.






He's got them "crazy eyes" I don't trust him!
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#256780 - 07/04/07 10:42 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
zenman Offline

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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:



He's got them "crazy eyes" I don't trust him!




That's exactly what I like about him.
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#256781 - 07/04/07 11:00 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Anonymous
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Quote:

Meet my lawyer. Thought I'd share.






Looks like John Lithgow on acid, smelling something bad.

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#256782 - 07/04/07 11:06 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
I just hired me a new lawyer!!



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#256783 - 07/04/07 08:41 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Low Rider Offline
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Registered: 06/26/06
Posts: 100
If I could figure out how to change my avatar, this would be it...


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#256784 - 07/04/07 08:46 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Low Rider Offline
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Registered: 06/26/06
Posts: 100
Quote:

If I could figure out how to change my avatar, this would be it...





Um, nevermind.
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#256785 - 07/04/07 08:58 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
it may just be the expression, but that guy looks just like brutus beefcake.
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#256786 - 07/04/07 11:13 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

it may just be the expression, but that guy looks just like brutus beefcake.



I was just thinking the exact same thing.
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#256787 - 07/06/07 08:10 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

it may just be the expression, but that guy looks just like brutus beefcake.



I was just thinking the exact same thing.




What XPT needs is a wrasslin' lawyer!

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#256788 - 07/07/07 07:58 AM Re: lawyers stop it!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

I remember when this was the boards only lawyer. He's still our brightest legal mind. (Though he did advise Monkey to cop a plea over the Lex Steel affair and serve time).






Can his fee be paid in tin cans? I may need this fella to settle a matter for me in a couple of weeks.
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#256789 - 07/07/07 12:48 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
So long as you tip him with a couple of paper bags, some string and an old t shirt, yes.
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#256790 - 07/08/07 09:26 PM Re: lawyers stop it!
Anonymous
Unregistered


This Lawyer appears to have been stopped, permanently. From NY POST:


VIOLATED IN THE PEEPER'S COURT

ATT'Y 'PUT SPY CAM' ON UNDRESSED STAFF

By LAURA ITALIANO


July 7, 2007 -- He hoped to peruse their briefs - and then some.

A Legal Aid Society lawyer was charged in Manhattan yesterday with sneaking a camcorder disguised as a clock into the offices of his young female colleagues so he could videotape them as they changed in and out of their business suits.

From 2004 until last October, attorney Peter Barta, 32, switched the motion-activated device in and out of at least five women's offices in the Legal Aid's TriBeCa suite, and succeeded in capturing nude images of at least one of them, prosecutors said.

But the criminal defense lawyer was eventually outfoxed by his foxy prey.

One of his victims realized she had a peeping Tom on her hands when she found a picture of the same mysterious, reappearing clock in a copy of a catalog for The Sharper Image - under the heading, "Security Camcorder Hidden in a Clock."

The unnamed woman and her female colleagues took a closer look at the clock in question, which was sitting on a colleague's desk - but aimed toward the desk of one of the women.

When they were able to pop out its computer memory card and download images the gals alerted their bosses, who then trained a hidden camera of their own on the offending device.

For a few days, the cameras stared down each other.

Then, last Oct. 26, Legal Aid's camera caught Barta on tape entering the office and removing his camera-clock.

"It's a betrayal of trust," a Legal Aid lawyer said. "We're all colleagues; we work in close quarters, and there's an assumption of trust."

Barta, a graduate of Stuyvesant HS and Georgetown Law School, resigned immediately.

"We don't tolerate this kind of conduct," said Legal Aid Society spokeswoman Pat Bath. "We wanted him out as quickly as we could get him out."

On Barta's home computer from Kew Gardens, Queens, prosecutors said they found images of a female employee's "breasts and buttocks."

Barta faces up to four years in prison on felony charges of unlawful surveillance. He could also be disbarred.

Barta was one of 140 lawyers working in Legal Aid's offices at Church and Thomas streets.

He allegedly targeted younger women - some working their first legal jobs - who were known to dress in their offices. Insiders explained that the women either belonged to gyms, or kept their good suits in their offices.
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