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#254794 - 06/26/07 05:13 PM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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matt casey spinners next?
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#254795 - 06/26/07 05:15 PM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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if i believed in printers i'd print out blown-up copies of that brandonface picture malice used to love using and attach them to the wheels. maybe someone could photoshop them on like the original.
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#254801 - 06/26/07 07:30 PM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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holy god, justttt wow. haha, but wow?!!
what is this your neighbor?? and your out doing this? in the middle of the day?! good god, i think this basically says what, what are you gonna do, seriously? they are pieces of paper, your really gonna complain here,really? reallllyyy???? i didnt think so bye
edit since i didnt really read, if the chick is indeed wifey? nice thinly veiled brag at least
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#254802 - 06/26/07 08:07 PM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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someone keeps sending me obnoxious text messages using the name Brandon Iron but not putting any return address...today I received a threateningly stupid yet still hillarious message in the middle of negotiating a property loan, I had to excuse myself out to buy a green hawaiian punch from the vending machine to gather my focus and thoughts after being distracted by this...my break was interpreted as if I was balking at what I was offered so the dude sweetened his offer, so thanks "Brandon"
The one txt msg he sent on friday actually had the phone number of the wine shop that Hillary used to buy her wines at, the bottles seen in the wine rack in their shared apartment that Brandon used to shoot 50 to 1 scenes with teenage prosties....I called the number and given my inability to hear well, it was a hillarious convo, see >>> "Who? Huh? What??? Wtf?? WTF!?!?!?! WTF WTF WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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#254805 - 06/26/07 10:01 PM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The tone and chiding of this thread is taking me back to the xpt old school. Approved.
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#254808 - 06/27/07 02:35 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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the effort put into the original post i mean
Are you kidding? This has to be one of the greatest things ever achieved with so little effort. It's three sheets of paper, dude...an origami grandmaster couldn't come up with something more impressive.
Lo-fi Car Detailing > Paper Crane any day of the week! 
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#254809 - 06/27/07 07:49 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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writing on fax paper with a marker is too much effort for ryan knox. no wonder he's on welfare now.
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#254810 - 06/27/07 08:44 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I predict great things for this vehicle in terms of number of souls captured per mile.
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#254812 - 06/27/07 09:13 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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someone keeps sending me obnoxious text messages using the name Brandon Iron but not putting any return address...today I received a threateningly stupid yet still hillarious message in the middle of negotiating a property loan, I had to excuse myself out to buy a green hawaiian punch from the vending machine to gather my focus and thoughts after being distracted by this...my break was interpreted as if I was balking at what I was offered so the dude sweetened his offer, so thanks "Brandon"
The one txt msg he sent on friday actually had the phone number of the wine shop that Hillary used to buy her wines at, the bottles seen in the wine rack in their shared apartment that Brandon used to shoot 50 to 1 scenes with teenage prosties....I called the number and given my inability to hear well, it was a hillarious convo, see >>> "Who? Huh? What??? Wtf?? WTF!?!?!?! WTF WTF WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
that was me, honey.
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#254813 - 06/27/07 09:14 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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just kidding.
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#254814 - 06/27/07 09:19 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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That was me. No kidding.  I've been doing it off and on for months.
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#254815 - 06/27/07 09:21 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Burg we still meeting for lunch today?
Brandy
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#254816 - 06/27/07 09:54 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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burg, i threatened you yesterday.
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#254818 - 06/27/07 09:58 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I just googled "liquor store & chatsworth" and used that as the callback number.
I almost came unglued when I read your post thrown in there, on top of the pxp mobile.
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#254819 - 06/27/07 10:11 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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you guys are all disturbingly psychotic. 
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#254820 - 06/27/07 10:13 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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you guys are all disturbingly psychotic.
Sneak out to the porn convo in Vegas next year, you can attend the XPT keg party. 
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#254821 - 06/27/07 10:24 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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the wheels on the bus.... 
This needs proportional print outs of herpes sores on the rims.  
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#254823 - 06/27/07 02:34 PM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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my timeless oeuvre extended taking in the trashbarrels under 5 minutes last night.
about the same amount of time you'd spend smoking a cig-adhd and competency=comedy.
knox, what have you done for the community recently? it's not july and i promise i've given more in support of a few things i like already than you'll make in 2007.
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#254829 - 06/27/07 02:53 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Bornyo, if that beast ever lets you down, I expect to see "WHY? WHY? WHY?" on a thin piece of cardboard across the hood.
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#254830 - 06/27/07 02:54 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#254836 - 06/27/07 04:34 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ryan, don't be so bitter. Join in the fun and Brandonize your car. Oh wait...sorry, I forgot. How could I be so insensitive?
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#254842 - 06/27/07 05:16 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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That's quite rich coming from a male piss bucket who has to pony up money from other junkies just to afford his aim test.
I  Gia
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#254843 - 06/27/07 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Well I know you are but what am I? 
Here's your answer.
 
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#254844 - 06/27/07 05:46 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#254845 - 06/27/07 06:10 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I Gia
You and everyone else...
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#254847 - 06/27/07 08:45 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I'm eating a French Fry.
That's not so bad
Been going through the dumpsters behind McDonald's again?
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#254850 - 06/27/07 08:54 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Ahh, the Douche Nozzle Squirts again.
Shouldn't you be molesting sheep right now?
Did you know Jeff had to hire Stanley Steamer to clean that room after those whores pissed on you and Jim Powers made you into the human douchebag that you are?
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#254851 - 06/27/07 08:54 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ahh, the Douche Nozzle Squirts again.
Shouldn't you be molesting sheep right now?
Sheep? Can't you find any real women who will let you pimp them?
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#254853 - 06/27/07 09:10 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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 Funny
Funny like the smell emanating from the fungus on your chest, or funny like you being unable to get wood in front of a naked woman?
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#254855 - 06/27/07 09:26 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Funny like the combined DNA code in your body that formed when two siblings decided to cross the line.
Funny, my DNA was good enough to keep me from being a meth addicted failed bukkake boy, who's living off his parents. How is that band by the way?
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#254857 - 06/28/07 12:59 AM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Ryan, don't be so bitter. Join in the fun and Brandonize your car. Oh wait...sorry, I forgot. How could I be so insensitive?
In reference to the post in General Porn Talk, what we really need is a 'put the boot in/kick 'em while they're down' graemlin, for use when zingers like this get posted. 
Also, while we're on the subject, perhaps someone with graphic skills could edit the americanbukkake graemlin (  ) so that the jizz is yellow like piss, and the jizzers/pissers are brown, and the recipient has a little green broccoli tattoo...we can call it :ryanknox:!
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#254862 - 06/28/07 10:32 AM
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Anonymous
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Most New Yorkers eschew private vehicles for public transportation during the work week. But we found one enterprising individual who's not going to let a little gridlock dampen his proud PXP spitit. 
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#254863 - 06/28/07 11:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Oh come on now, I'm actualy living off of your parents and how is the animal sex treating you?
Unlike yours, my parents wouldn't support a drug addicted sponge. Why would the animal sex bother me, thankfully I don't have to live any where near you.
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#254865 - 06/29/07 10:42 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Raoul, you prick! Quit fucking up perfectly good threads with your lame ass photoshopped webfind pics. Get a fucking Sharpie, some paper and some tape actually go outside and take pictures of something at least marginally creative, not recycled shit from the net. Christ.
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#254866 - 06/29/07 11:19 AM
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Hiya! Say, you never got back to me about that refrigerator. I'm serious, man. This thing I've got in the basement is a fucking relic. "Hook a Brotha up," as they say. By the way, I've been meaning to ask you: Who's Tits are those n your avatar? Stupentdous rack! Cheers, Dude. 
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#254867 - 06/29/07 11:31 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Actually, I thought the homeless man with the PXP log on his cart was pretty funny.
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#254868 - 06/29/07 11:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i dug the amish cart. "so sayeth the lord"... that was hilarious.
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#254869 - 06/29/07 12:49 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Actually, I thought the homeless man with the PXP log on his cart was pretty funny.
I rest my case. Moxie's endorsement is definitive proof that you fucked up this thread Raoul. As far as GiGi, I'll let her slide this one time. She's got a vagina. Hey Raoul, photoshop PXP on one of the trainwreck pics so we can be done with this once and for all.
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#254870 - 06/29/07 12:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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my vagina gets me out of more trouble in this place! i really did think that was funny, tho.
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#254871 - 06/29/07 01:10 PM
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photoshop PXP on one of the trainwreck pics You got it, bro:  But you still haven't told me who they belong to. I'd really like to know. Thanks, and Cheers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif" alt="" />
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#254872 - 06/30/07 02:54 PM
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Besides tractors, PXP has many specialty vehicles: Every once in a while, there's a bit of a disturbance on the set.  These whores keep burning down their homes. Fucking Meth.  As part of his exit package, Brandon was provided with an alternate mode of transportation. 
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#254873 - 06/30/07 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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someone please give a bus/subway car the pxp treatment
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#254875 - 07/01/07 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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My nightmare last night: I went to erotica LA and while distracted flirting with holly and sharing an espresso some prick snuck up behind me and spray painted pxp on the back of my wheelchair. this is disconcerting....
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#254883 - 07/06/07 12:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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hey bo, is that water on the other side of the driveway?
Indeed.
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#254884 - 04/05/08 10:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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good times. one has to wonder if bornyo would still be freaking daburg out in this manner had he not told him. Quote:
someone keeps sending me obnoxious text messages using the name Brandon Iron but not putting any return address...today I received a threateningly stupid yet still hillarious message in the middle of negotiating a property loan, I had to excuse myself out to buy a green hawaiian punch from the vending machine to gather my focus and thoughts after being distracted by this...my break was interpreted as if I was balking at what I was offered so the dude sweetened his offer, so thanks "Brandon"
The one txt msg he sent on friday actually had the phone number of the wine shop that Hillary used to buy her wines at, the bottles seen in the wine rack in their shared apartment that Brandon used to shoot 50 to 1 scenes with teenage prosties....I called the number and given my inability to hear well, it was a hillarious convo, see >>> "Who? Huh? What??? Wtf?? WTF!?!?!?! WTF WTF WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#254886 - 04/07/08 01:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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...Cumming soon... The PXP Bobcat and the PXP mini-excavator. Just gotta wait a couple of weeks for the ground to firm up. 
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#254887 - 04/08/08 01:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#254890 - 04/18/09 05:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Damn, I laughed out loud. Again.
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#254895 - 03/08/10 09:16 PM
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#528259 - 08/28/11 03:13 AM
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#528290 - 08/28/11 08:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Jeff does not want anyone here to know it but he is leasing an Italian sportscar for me to promote my craft. I don't want to divulge details prematurely but the make of car rhymes with Rambo-ghini. A Smart-er-weenie??  I-dream-of-Jeannies [bottle] and B. ......me too ! big yuk ! Considering your height, it should prove very roomie!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />
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