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#254836 - 06/27/07 04:34 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ryan, don't be so bitter. Join in the fun and Brandonize your car. Oh wait...sorry, I forgot. How could I be so insensitive?
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#254842 - 06/27/07 05:16 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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That's quite rich coming from a male piss bucket who has to pony up money from other junkies just to afford his aim test.
I  Gia
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#254843 - 06/27/07 05:40 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Well I know you are but what am I? 
Here's your answer.
  
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#254844 - 06/27/07 05:46 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#254845 - 06/27/07 06:10 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I Gia
You and everyone else... 
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#254847 - 06/27/07 08:45 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I'm eating a French Fry.
That's not so bad
Been going through the dumpsters behind McDonald's again?
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#254850 - 06/27/07 08:54 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Ahh, the Douche Nozzle Squirts again.
Shouldn't you be molesting sheep right now?
Did you know Jeff had to hire Stanley Steamer to clean that room after those whores pissed on you and Jim Powers made you into the human douchebag that you are?
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#254851 - 06/27/07 08:54 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ahh, the Douche Nozzle Squirts again.
Shouldn't you be molesting sheep right now?
Sheep? Can't you find any real women who will let you pimp them?
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#254853 - 06/27/07 09:10 PM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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 Funny
Funny like the smell emanating from the fungus on your chest, or funny like you being unable to get wood in front of a naked woman?
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#254855 - 06/27/07 09:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Funny like the combined DNA code in your body that formed when two siblings decided to cross the line.
Funny, my DNA was good enough to keep me from being a meth addicted failed bukkake boy, who's living off his parents. How is that band by the way?
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#254857 - 06/28/07 12:59 AM
Re: The BIPMobile
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Ryan, don't be so bitter. Join in the fun and Brandonize your car. Oh wait...sorry, I forgot. How could I be so insensitive?
In reference to the post in General Porn Talk, what we really need is a 'put the boot in/kick 'em while they're down' graemlin, for use when zingers like this get posted. 
Also, while we're on the subject, perhaps someone with graphic skills could edit the americanbukkake graemlin (  ) so that the jizz is yellow like piss, and the jizzers/pissers are brown, and the recipient has a little green broccoli tattoo...we can call it :ryanknox:! 
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#254862 - 06/28/07 10:32 AM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Anonymous
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Most New Yorkers eschew private vehicles for public transportation during the work week. But we found one enterprising individual who's not going to let a little gridlock dampen his proud PXP spitit. 
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#254863 - 06/28/07 11:34 AM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Oh come on now, I'm actualy living off of your parents and how is the animal sex treating you?
Unlike yours, my parents wouldn't support a drug addicted sponge. Why would the animal sex bother me, thankfully I don't have to live any where near you.
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#254865 - 06/29/07 10:42 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Raoul, you prick! Quit fucking up perfectly good threads with your lame ass photoshopped webfind pics. Get a fucking Sharpie, some paper and some tape actually go outside and take pictures of something at least marginally creative, not recycled shit from the net. Christ.
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#254866 - 06/29/07 11:19 AM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Anonymous
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Hiya! Say, you never got back to me about that refrigerator. I'm serious, man. This thing I've got in the basement is a fucking relic. "Hook a Brotha up," as they say. By the way, I've been meaning to ask you: Who's Tits are those n your avatar? Stupentdous rack! Cheers, Dude. 
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#254867 - 06/29/07 11:31 AM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Actually, I thought the homeless man with the PXP log on his cart was pretty funny.
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#254868 - 06/29/07 11:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i dug the amish cart. "so sayeth the lord"... that was hilarious.
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#254869 - 06/29/07 12:49 PM
Re: PXPMobiles
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Actually, I thought the homeless man with the PXP log on his cart was pretty funny.
I rest my case. Moxie's endorsement is definitive proof that you fucked up this thread Raoul. As far as GiGi, I'll let her slide this one time. She's got a vagina. Hey Raoul, photoshop PXP on one of the trainwreck pics so we can be done with this once and for all.
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#254870 - 06/29/07 12:53 PM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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my vagina gets me out of more trouble in this place! i really did think that was funny, tho.
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#254871 - 06/29/07 01:10 PM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Anonymous
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photoshop PXP on one of the trainwreck pics You got it, bro:  But you still haven't told me who they belong to. I'd really like to know. Thanks, and Cheers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif" alt="" />
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#254872 - 06/30/07 02:54 PM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Anonymous
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Besides tractors, PXP has many specialty vehicles: Every once in a while, there's a bit of a disturbance on the set.  These whores keep burning down their homes. Fucking Meth.  As part of his exit package, Brandon was provided with an alternate mode of transportation. 
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#254873 - 06/30/07 07:08 PM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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someone please give a bus/subway car the pxp treatment
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#254875 - 07/01/07 12:39 PM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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My nightmare last night: I went to erotica LA and while distracted flirting with holly and sharing an espresso some prick snuck up behind me and spray painted pxp on the back of my wheelchair. this is disconcerting....
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#254883 - 07/06/07 12:56 PM
Re: PXPMobiles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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hey bo, is that water on the other side of the driveway?
Indeed.
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#254884 - 04/05/08 10:05 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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good times. one has to wonder if bornyo would still be freaking daburg out in this manner had he not told him. Quote:
someone keeps sending me obnoxious text messages using the name Brandon Iron but not putting any return address...today I received a threateningly stupid yet still hillarious message in the middle of negotiating a property loan, I had to excuse myself out to buy a green hawaiian punch from the vending machine to gather my focus and thoughts after being distracted by this...my break was interpreted as if I was balking at what I was offered so the dude sweetened his offer, so thanks "Brandon"
The one txt msg he sent on friday actually had the phone number of the wine shop that Hillary used to buy her wines at, the bottles seen in the wine rack in their shared apartment that Brandon used to shoot 50 to 1 scenes with teenage prosties....I called the number and given my inability to hear well, it was a hillarious convo, see >>> "Who? Huh? What??? Wtf?? WTF!?!?!?! WTF WTF WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#254886 - 04/07/08 01:44 PM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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...Cumming soon... The PXP Bobcat and the PXP mini-excavator. Just gotta wait a couple of weeks for the ground to firm up. 
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#254887 - 04/08/08 01:51 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#254890 - 04/18/09 05:40 AM
Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Damn, I laughed out loud. Again.
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