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#254653 - 06/26/07 11:13 AM Sharks will rule the world!
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#254654 - 06/26/07 11:50 AM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Shark is actually quite tasty. Like really dense swordfish but much cheaper. So while they may rule the world at least until then I will eat well
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#254655 - 06/26/07 12:31 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Most "scallops" you're served are shark as well.

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#254656 - 06/26/07 01:20 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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"Then after about 10 minutes they slowed down and split of one to the right and one to the left the female came back straight away and went under me so I held on to her dorsel fin but she shook me off her and came back around and noised at my crotch I remembered what this meant so I took my pants off and started carefully moving down her strong streamline body and held on to her fins again and place my 9in dick at her slit and she let me slide right in.

I was in heaven her pussy was gently squeezing and massaging my dick as I was fucking her. I saw the male now he was swimming in a big circle around us she must have told him to wait his turn cos he just watched us. I could see that he was getting a hard on and it looked bigger then yesterday but after a few minutes I guess he could not wait any longer cos as I was fucking her the male great white came around and lucky I saw that he was about to grabbed onto her fin with his teeth and I quickly moved my hand out of the way and then he tried to stick his large 15in clasper inside me with one huge thrust but he missed and I said to him:

Hay big boy take it easy let me help you.

So I reached back and grabbed his clasper this is the first time I felt it in my hand and it was very hard and it must have been around 2.5 or 3 in thick. He must have been very horny and I remember from last time how rough he is when mating but I did not care I wanted him to take me again and no sooner did I place it at my hole did he start to thrust is clasper in me hard it only took him 4 powerful thrusts to sink in all the way and boy did it hurt I was grunting on each of his powerful thrusts but I did not care about the pain cos this is the best 3 way I have ever had every powerful thrust from him was forcing me into the female as a chain reaction and she loved it.

I was thinking all this time my god this is awesome I am pinned in between 2 of the most powerful ocean creatures that are fucking my brains out I never knew sex could be so good on this earth."

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#254657 - 06/26/07 01:23 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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wow. just wow.

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#254658 - 06/26/07 01:47 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Most "scallops" you're served are shark as well.




Yup- and it really pisses me off because they charge you for scallops not shark.


Now to shock Loop- loop hostel 2 is the greatest movie ever made.
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#254659 - 06/26/07 01:54 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Now to shock Loop- loop hostel 2 is the greatest movie ever made.




Eli Roth himself would laugh at that.



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#254660 - 06/26/07 02:07 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Now to shock Loop- loop hostel 2 is the greatest movie ever made.




Eli Roth himself would laugh at that.

Yes but I was aiming to get you to




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#254661 - 06/26/07 03:52 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Somehow I get the feeling you didn't enjoy this film as much as you would've liked to.
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#254662 - 06/26/07 04:41 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Actually I didn't see it- the first one I enjoyed immensely because the villains were all unwashed foreigners but I heard wealthy Americans were the culprit in this one so my interest waned considerably. Perhaps on dvd I will give it a try.
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#254663 - 06/26/07 04:55 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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It's been out on DVD for a while dude (the bootlegged version).
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#254664 - 06/26/07 06:02 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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I don't partake in those because if I like the flick i'll want a real copy that does not look like I'm viewing through cheesecloth. Probably a rental. 3 bucks is an acceptable loss.
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#254665 - 06/26/07 07:12 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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Well, I don't know how you will feel about this one when and if you watch it. I personally haven't and doubt I ever will. I really hated the first one and couldn't believe a grown up made it. It was beyond juvenile.
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#254666 - 06/26/07 07:47 PM Re: Sharks will rule the world!
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I hate you for calling me a child
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