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Sobriety quite evidently agrees with you Ms. Randall...you're looking swell, and in all the right places!

Now, could someone with Photoshop skillz please transpose Holly, Suze, and the foxy younger sister's faces onto the poster for 'Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe'?

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Yes she would be very pretty with someone elses face.

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You guys are all my heroes.

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See. Even though she doesn't need our support and alleged protection against a gnat like Darth, she goes out of her way to protray our chest pounding as valued!!

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do you have slugs in your garden holly?

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my daughter has three pet slugs that she found when we were weeding--one of them looks just like this. his/her name is mr. popeyes. she finagled my favorite tupperware container to house them before i noticed, but she has managed to keep those fuckers alive now for over two weeks. she calls them my grandslugs. why i felt like sharing that, i have no clue.

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my daughter has three pet slugs that she found when we were weeding--one of them looks just like this. his/her name is mr. popeyes. she finagled my favorite tupperware container to house them before i noticed, but she has managed to keep those fuckers alive now for over two weeks. she calls them my grandslugs. why i felt like sharing that, i have no clue.

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You look waaaaay too young to have grandslugs.

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do you have slugs in your garden holly?

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tell her to feed them salt...

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tell her to feed them salt...

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peeing on them is way more fun

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when i find one i take out the salt shaker and sprinkle some on them demons. i also put out slug traps. them damn things will kill your plants. gardens are lots of work but come harvest time it's all worth it.

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Please, can't you just kill them in a more humane - I mean, in a less painful way? Even as a child I was considerate enough to put the garden slugs onto a hard pavement and then kill them with a fast and decisive foot movement. It's a bit of a mess with the leftovers, but at least they don't have time to suffer. The other humane way is to place cups filled with beer in your garden. They'll get into the beer cup and then drown, hopefully too drunk to notice.

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Please, can't you just kill them in a more humane - I mean, in a less painful way? Even as a child I was considerate enough to put the garden slugs onto a hard pavement and then kill them with a fast and decisive foot movement. It's a bit of a mess with the leftovers, but at least they don't have time to suffer. The other humane way is to place cups filled with beer in your garden. They'll get into the beer cup and then drown, hopefully too drunk to notice.

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What the fuck are you talking about Humane for, they are fucking slugs bitch tits, quit you're crying THEY ARE JUST FUCKING SLUGS THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS. I wonder if I put salt on you, will you die like a slug? I would love to tare up some sweet guitar rifts while you melted on stage at one of my shows while the fans all were cheering melt the "tranny melt the tranny" That would be fucking Sweet...

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when i find one i take out the salt shaker and sprinkle some on them demons. i also put out slug traps. them damn things will kill your plants. gardens are lots of work but come harvest time it's all worth it.

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Please, can't you just kill them in a more humane - I mean, in a less painful way? Even as a child I was considerate enough to put the garden slugs onto a hard pavement and then kill them with a fast and decisive foot movement. It's a bit of a mess with the leftovers, but at least they don't have time to suffer. The other humane way is to place cups filled with beer in your garden. They'll get into the beer cup and then drown, hopefully too drunk to notice.

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i use slug traps with the beer but i hate to waste a good beer on a slug so i use old Milwaukee.




and like the fister said...they're just slugs. they must die and i have no pavement near my garden so i just salt them like french fries. you gotta do what you gotta do.

now mice on the other hand...

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What the fuck are you talking about Humane for, they are fucking slugs bitch tits, quit you're crying THEY ARE JUST FUCKING SLUGS THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS. I wonder if I put salt on you, will you die like a slug? I would love to tare up some sweet guitar rifts while you melted on stage at one of my shows while the fans all were cheering melt the "tranny melt the tranny" That would be fucking Sweet...

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Whatever, don't eat slugs - eat more pussy instead!

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Words to live by, my friend.

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they must die and i have no pavement near my garden so i just salt them like french fries.

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they must die and i have no pavement near my garden so i just salt them like french fries.

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Nooooooo..... I'll try to forget I ever read this. I've had enough gardening for today.

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Kind of off topic, but have you ever seen Microcosmos? There's an amazing scene where these two snails look like they're making love, there's opera music playing in the background too. Top notch nature flick... great to watch while you're high, lol. Sorry, had to share, they're basically the same creature....

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they must die and i have no pavement near my garden so i just salt them like french fries.

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Nooooooo..... I'll try to forget I ever read this. I've had enough gardening for today.

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Kind of off topic, but have you ever seen Microcosmos? There's an amazing scene where these two snails look like they're making love, there's opera music playing in the background too. Top notch nature flick... great to watch while you're high, lol. Sorry, had to share, they're basically the same creature....

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Snails do make love. I've seen them making love. As far as your movie recommendation of the day, looks like your party is getting started very early today... but maybe it could be educational for GiGi... to get her to watch something else but anal.

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Those tomatoes don’t look so good. The soil looks fine, and I’d assume you’re watering and fertilizing them well, so I’d say the problem is the shade of the building next to them, tomatoes like full sun.

And that foundation, it looks to be bulging somewhat. Might want to get that looked at, least your tomatoes disappear under tons of rubble.

As for yourself, you’re a very naturally beautiful woman, and damn smart too given your post here, lucky you.

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LOL, everybody's a critic. My tomatoes are fine-- I'm not growing them for the farmer's market, they're just for my personal use, and they're good enough for me. Of course I would love a more substantial veggie garden, one that isn't crammed up against a wall, but whaddya gonna do. I built it in the alley that runs alongside my house, and since the soil was crap had to build a raised bed and fill it with 15 bags of soil. I have a big bag of compost from my parents' ranch, but haven't had time to amend the soil with it yet.

But thanks for the last comment, that took the sting out of your criticism of my little round, plump friends.

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haha, you said "making love." (kidding! just an odd choice of words in this place...)

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Kind of off topic, but have you ever seen Microcosmos? There's an amazing scene where these two snails look like they're making love, there's opera music playing in the background too. Top notch nature flick... great to watch while you're high, lol. Sorry, had to share, they're basically the same creature....

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haha, you said "making love." (kidding! just an odd choice of words in this place...)

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Lol, yeah, I realized that after I typed it... I never even use that term, but 'fucking' didn't seem appropriate in this context. You should check it out though, pretty cool, and the kids would probably love it.

Not to further derail... Holly's tomatoes are top notch, her vegetables aren't bad either.

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Those tomatoes don’t look so good. The soil looks fine, and I’d assume you’re watering and fertilizing them well, so I’d say the problem is the shade of the building next to them, tomatoes like full sun.

And that foundation, it looks to be bulging somewhat. Might want to get that looked at, least your tomatoes disappear under tons of rubble.

As for yourself, you’re a very naturally beautiful woman, and damn smart too given your post here, lucky you.

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LOL, everybody's a critic. My tomatoes are fine-- I'm not growing them for the farmer's market, they're just for my personal use, and they're good enough for me. Of course I would love a more substantial veggie garden, one that isn't crammed up against a wall, but whaddya gonna do. I built it in the alley that runs alongside my house, and since the soil was crap had to build a raised bed and fill it with 15 bags of soil. I have a big bag of compost from my parents' ranch, but haven't had time to amend the soil with it yet.

But thanks for the last comment, that took the sting out of your criticism of my little round, plump friends.

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Why don't you just grow them in one of those upside down baskets they sell on TV?

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That's what she grows her weed in

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We're a matter of minutes away from a discussion on the best Gospel songs to listen to while jacking off to Brian Pumper solo videos.

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We're a matter of minutes away from a discussion on the best Gospel songs to listen to while jacking off to Brian Pumper solo videos.

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Monkey, if you're out there reading this, I don't blame you for not coming back.

We've got a pre-teen newbie yelling at everybody, slugs being salted and snails 'making love'.

We're a matter of minutes away from a discussion on the best Gospel songs to listen to while jacking off to Brian Pumper solo videos.

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Monkey, if you're out there reading this, I don't blame you for not coming back.

We've got a pre-teen newbie yelling at everybody, slugs being salted and snails 'making love'.

We're a matter of minutes away from a discussion on the best Gospel songs to listen to while jacking off to Brian Pumper solo videos.

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It's not a reference to Conky 2000--although I've used the ava--it's taken from the best Canadian export since, um, ah, um..... shit, I dunno. Grizz can tell me.

The show's called Trailer Park Boys.

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listen fatfuck...the only thing you can negotiate is a buffet line or a through a garage door...maybe. you obliviously don't know shit about gardening.

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TubeTree is fishing for attention.

Ignore him, please.

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Then why are you giving him the attention, dumbass?

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Just to get your love, loser!

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Go look in your mirror to see the loser, fatfuck.