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#249165 - 06/04/07 11:33 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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your melons look nice, too. 
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#249166 - 06/04/07 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Your tomatoes don't look ripe but your melons look divine.
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#249169 - 06/04/07 11:41 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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Your tomatoes don't look ripe but your melons look divine.
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Yeah I already picked the ripe ones and ate them... Yum!
You ate your own melons??? Wow... 
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#249170 - 06/04/07 12:02 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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You look like a Mormon soccer mom. Very unporno and boring.
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#249176 - 06/04/07 01:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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They're ripe, firm, and juicy:
I'm having a flashback to 1968 (before I was born), Flower Power and The Summer of Tomato Love.
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#249179 - 06/04/07 02:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Enough with the euphamisms. Nice tits, Holly. 
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#249183 - 06/04/07 04:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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Holly, if you ever want to change your avatar, feel free to use this one:
You would make a pervert happy!
Done.. since it's my job (and my pleasure) to make perverts happy! 
Mission accomplished! My soul can go into the afterlife now...
You've made my day Miss Randall!
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#249185 - 06/04/07 07:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 82
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They're ripe, firm, and juicy:
I'm having a flashback to 1968 (before I was born), Flower Power and The Summer of Tomato Love.
"Summer of Love"? Go back one more year. It was 1967.
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who remembers 1967 because he was in high school at the time
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#249186 - 06/04/07 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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who remembers 1967 because he was in high school at the time
*crickets*
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#249188 - 06/05/07 02:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well timing is everything, I havent logged in for over a week for a number of reasons....primarily because i was in Toronto for most of last week totally blitzed attending a wedding (and a Bar Mitzvah...Jews sure know how to party in Canada) The last 2 days I was in my Connecticut home and I had all the little ones around me and they are about as internet savvy as I was when i was 27 so needless to say i dont visit any filthy websites while they are around.
Anyway, this thread is simply reaffirming what I have been ranting about for years, Holly is the most erotic woman in Porn. I cannot imagine the Marinara Sauce I would produce with her tomatoes :bananainnuendo:
...and Hello Holly, you look the perfect combination of Martha stewart, Loving Earth Mother, Intelligent Vegetable Authority, and closet slut (the good kind)...couldnt you get Luke to eat more veggies, it might help his ghostly white complexion?
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#249189 - 06/05/07 08:57 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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"Summer of Love"? Go back one more year. It was 1967.
That's true, the seeds were planted in 1967 but my tomatoes didn't ripen until 1968.
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#249191 - 06/05/07 09:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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That's true, the seeds were planted in 1967 but my tomatoes didn't ripen until 1968.
 You'll never cast any seed again nor let it grow inside of you because you're a eunuch.
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#249192 - 06/05/07 09:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I can't believe no one has said 'the last time a hottie like that was surrounded by vegetables was on a gokkun set.' I'm very disappointed in all of us.
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#249193 - 06/05/07 09:58 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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H2C, did you impregnate your sister again with your putrid seed?
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#249195 - 06/05/07 01:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I know tomatoes are fruit. I was trying to avoid the obvious male talent=fruit line.
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#249196 - 06/05/07 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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H2C, did you impregnate your sister again with your putrid seed?
Don't have a sister, so it must of been someone else. I understand you being confused, as hopped up on estrogen as you are.
Putrid seed? Like the kind you can be found sucking from discarded truck stop condoms? Or the kind that use to carry your freak show of a genetic code?
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#249197 - 06/05/07 02:10 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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I can't believe no one has said 'the last time a hottie like that was surrounded by vegetables was on a gokkun set.'
Tomato is technically a "fruit" - no matter what the Supreme Court says!
Source - Tomato a "vegetable" for tax purposes
Although tomatos are fruits, as are any other produce containing seeds - including cucumbers, peppers, peas, etc - the term "vegetable" has a much broader connotation and can describe any and all edible portions of a plant, including leaves, roots, stems, and fruits. So strictly speaking, it isn't inaccurate to call tomatos vegetables, but it would be rather like referring to an airplane as a "vehicle" ( ie. all fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits ).
And before anyone says anything... it's my second day off, and I was a little bored, so shut the fuck up. Thank you and good day.
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#249198 - 06/05/07 03:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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"Technically, Sir, tomatoes are Fags."
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#249200 - 06/05/07 04:21 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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#249201 - 06/05/07 06:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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Holly, thanks for clipping that pic and removing me masterbating outside the fence. I apologize if I got jizz on the tomatoes, but you got me all kinds of excited!
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#249204 - 06/06/07 03:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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"Technically, Sir, tomatoes are Fags."
Which would make them cigarettes?
I've been told that putting cigarette butts in the soil really helps tomato plants grow, but this could just be an urban myth...maybe I need to Garden Web it?
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#249210 - 06/10/07 03:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Yes she would be very pretty with someone elses face.
I know you're desperately trying to hurt my feelings, but for some reason I find your insults quite funny. Honestly, this one made me laugh out loud... good one! 
Holly, you are totally NOT Impressed by someone (even a supposedly physically "challenged" person) beating the shit out of someone else all in the chivalric tradition of defending a innocent maiden's honor? I mean what would it solve right? Besides, your honor is only at stake when the threat is credible, and calling you ugly is like declaring the Golden Gate Bridge a commonplace architectural achievement with no inherent beauty; a false and frivolous claim. Ergo, this insult deserves no response/reaction on anyone's part, save what we have typed thus far.
Of course, I have neglected to mention the existence of a Holly Randall Fan Club Within the Secret Black Panther Section of the Bay Area Militant Brothers Wing (responsible for the 1992 bombings of 3 dairy Queens in Oakland and Berkeley that wouldnt serve Hot Blond chicks that happened to look like, um, Holly Randall (after the fact since Holly was not yet Famous in 1992.) It turns out these blond chicks were accompanied by Large Handsome Black men. The stores in question didnt even have Chocolate/Vanilla Swirl on the menu! DQ is still looking into the matter but the Black Panther Holly Randall Fan Club is NOT, having done what it deemed necessary already. Suffice it to say Darth needs to be afraid for the next 2 weeks....but it has NOTHING to do with any outdated notions of chivlary on MY PART Holly...personally I think it is good for you to get a reality check on these issues of just how beautiful YOU REALLY ARE....
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#249211 - 06/10/07 03:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Yes she would be very pretty with someone elses face.
I know you're desperately trying to hurt my feelings, but for some reason I find your insults quite funny. Honestly, this one made me laugh out loud... good one!
Holly, you are totally NOT Impressed by someone (even a supposedly physically "challenged" person) beating the shit out of someone else all in the chivalric tradition of defending a innocent maiden's honor? I mean what would it solve right? Besides, your honor is only at stake when the threat is credible, and calling you ugly is like declaring the Golden Gate Bridge a commonplace architectural achievement with no inherent beauty; a false and frivolous claim. Ergo, this insult deserves no response/reaction on anyone's part, save what we have typed thus far.
Of course, I have neglected to mention the existence of a Holly Randall Fan Club Within the Secret Black Panther Section of the Bay Area Militant Brothers Wing (responsible for the 1992 bombings of 3 dairy Queens in Oakland and Berkeley that wouldnt serve Hot Blond chicks that happened to look like, um, Holly Randall (after the fact since Holly was not yet Famous in 1992.) It turns out these blond chicks were accompanied by Large Handsome Black men. The stores in question didnt even have Chocolate/Vanilla Swirl on the menu! DQ is still looking into the matter but the Black Panther Holly Randall Fan Club is NOT, having done what it deemed necessary already. Suffice it to say Darth needs to be afraid for the next 2 weeks....but it has NOTHING to do with any outdated notions of chivlary on MY PART Holly...personally I think it is good for you to get a reality check on these issues of just how beautiful YOU REALLY ARE....
I couldn't read all of this without getting dizzy and fighting the urge to black out but I hope the ending goes something to the effect of "and so Darth was thrown off the Golden Gate Bridge and they lived happily ever after".
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#249213 - 06/10/07 09:56 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I said before that she looks like a soccer mom. It is possible she can put on a lot of makeup and look like a good whore or a "ho", but she comes across as a "pro".
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#249214 - 06/10/07 11:46 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/08/06
Posts: 21
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she comes across as a "pro".
That's because she is a pro, you mincing queen. Assuming that the purulent trail of your desperation-saturated posts is at all indicative of your own talent, I have no doubt that you would cheerfully dig out your own lower intestine with a fork if you thought it would give you a chance at having even a fraction of Holly's talent and professionalism.
In spite of (perhaps because of) the soccer mom look, Holly is infinitely sexier than the porn whores she snaps.
She is admired and respected; you are typing with your shriveldick in one greasy fist and a bag of cheetos in the other, sniping at her from a persona named "Darth." You should have used green text for your post; it would have been perfectly in keeping with the fact that you are jealous of Holly in direct proportion to your own irrelevance.
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#249215 - 06/10/07 12:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I don't know who you are Who, but welcome. The hate is strong in you.
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#249219 - 06/10/07 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#249226 - 06/12/07 02:23 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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#249228 - 06/13/07 06:27 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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#249229 - 06/13/07 07:25 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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we're down to one slug. mr. popeyes bit it today. thankfully "booger" is still hanging in there. 
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#249230 - 06/13/07 07:44 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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Those tomatoes don’t look so good. The soil looks fine, and I’d assume you’re watering and fertilizing them well, so I’d say the problem is the shade of the building next to them, tomatoes like full sun.
And that foundation, it looks to be bulging somewhat. Might want to get that looked at, least your tomatoes disappear under tons of rubble.
As for yourself, you’re a very naturally beautiful woman, and damn smart too given your post here, lucky you. 
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I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."
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#249231 - 06/13/07 09:20 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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when i find one i take out the salt shaker and sprinkle some on them demons. i also put out slug traps. them damn things will kill your plants. gardens are lots of work but come harvest time it's all worth it.
Please, can't you just kill them in a more humane - I mean, in a less painful way? Even as a child I was considerate enough to put the garden slugs onto a hard pavement and then kill them with a fast and decisive foot movement. It's a bit of a mess with the leftovers, but at least they don't have time to suffer. The other humane way is to place cups filled with beer in your garden. They'll get into the beer cup and then drown, hopefully too drunk to notice.
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#249232 - 06/14/07 06:08 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
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Please, can't you just kill them in a more humane - I mean, in a less painful way? Even as a child I was considerate enough to put the garden slugs onto a hard pavement and then kill them with a fast and decisive foot movement. It's a bit of a mess with the leftovers, but at least they don't have time to suffer. The other humane way is to place cups filled with beer in your garden. They'll get into the beer cup and then drown, hopefully too drunk to notice.
What the fuck are you talking about Humane for, they are fucking slugs bitch tits, quit you're crying THEY ARE JUST FUCKING SLUGS THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS. I wonder if I put salt on you, will you die like a slug? I would love to tare up some sweet guitar rifts while you melted on stage at one of my shows while the fans all were cheering melt the "tranny melt the tranny" That would be fucking Sweet... 
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#249234 - 06/14/07 09:05 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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What the fuck are you talking about Humane for, they are fucking slugs bitch tits, quit you're crying THEY ARE JUST FUCKING SLUGS THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS. I wonder if I put salt on you, will you die like a slug? I would love to tare up some sweet guitar rifts while you melted on stage at one of my shows while the fans all were cheering melt the "tranny melt the tranny" That would be fucking Sweet...
If you had ever touched a slug you would know that they are EXTREMELY delicate and EXTREMELY sensitive to touch. They react to the slightest change in the environment. Just because they are naked, slimy and defenseless doesn't mean they have no feelings. If you were a real musician, or if you had a girlfriend you would know what I'm talking about.
So, you want to be a rocker? You should be nice to the posters on this board who can't leave the house without bumping into dozens of them every day. Or those who sleep with them. Or those who are helping young, successful and broken musicians to get through rehab and beyond... Did you already pick your drug of choice? Do you write your own songs? Do you perform in English?
Whatever, don't eat slugs - eat more pussy instead!
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#249236 - 06/14/07 09:10 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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they must die and i have no pavement near my garden so i just salt them like french fries.
Nooooooo..... I'll try to forget I ever read this. I've had enough gardening for today.
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#249238 - 06/14/07 09:30 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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they must die and i have no pavement near my garden so i just salt them like french fries.
Nooooooo..... I'll try to forget I ever read this. I've had enough gardening for today.
Kind of off topic, but have you ever seen Microcosmos? There's an amazing scene where these two snails look like they're making love, there's opera music playing in the background too. Top notch nature flick... great to watch while you're high, lol. Sorry, had to share, they're basically the same creature....
Snails do make love. I've seen them making love. As far as your movie recommendation of the day, looks like your party is getting started very early today... but maybe it could be educational for GiGi... to get her to watch something else but anal.
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#249239 - 06/14/07 09:38 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Those tomatoes don’t look so good. The soil looks fine, and I’d assume you’re watering and fertilizing them well, so I’d say the problem is the shade of the building next to them, tomatoes like full sun.
And that foundation, it looks to be bulging somewhat. Might want to get that looked at, least your tomatoes disappear under tons of rubble.
As for yourself, you’re a very naturally beautiful woman, and damn smart too given your post here, lucky you.
LOL, everybody's a critic. My tomatoes are fine-- I'm not growing them for the farmer's market, they're just for my personal use, and they're good enough for me. Of course I would love a more substantial veggie garden, one that isn't crammed up against a wall, but whaddya gonna do. I built it in the alley that runs alongside my house, and since the soil was crap had to build a raised bed and fill it with 15 bags of soil. I have a big bag of compost from my parents' ranch, but haven't had time to amend the soil with it yet.
But thanks for the last comment, that took the sting out of your criticism of my little round, plump friends.
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#249241 - 06/14/07 09:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#249242 - 06/14/07 09:55 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Kind of off topic, but have you ever seen Microcosmos? There's an amazing scene where these two snails look like they're making love, there's opera music playing in the background too. Top notch nature flick... great to watch while you're high, lol. Sorry, had to share, they're basically the same creature....
haha, you said "making love."  (kidding! just an odd choice of words in this place...)
Lol, yeah, I realized that after I typed it... I never even use that term, but 'fucking' didn't seem appropriate in this context. You should check it out though, pretty cool, and the kids would probably love it.
Not to further derail... Holly's tomatoes are top notch, her vegetables aren't bad either.
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#249243 - 06/14/07 10:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
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Those tomatoes don’t look so good. The soil looks fine, and I’d assume you’re watering and fertilizing them well, so I’d say the problem is the shade of the building next to them, tomatoes like full sun.
And that foundation, it looks to be bulging somewhat. Might want to get that looked at, least your tomatoes disappear under tons of rubble.
As for yourself, you’re a very naturally beautiful woman, and damn smart too given your post here, lucky you.
LOL, everybody's a critic. My tomatoes are fine-- I'm not growing them for the farmer's market, they're just for my personal use, and they're good enough for me. Of course I would love a more substantial veggie garden, one that isn't crammed up against a wall, but whaddya gonna do. I built it in the alley that runs alongside my house, and since the soil was crap had to build a raised bed and fill it with 15 bags of soil. I have a big bag of compost from my parents' ranch, but haven't had time to amend the soil with it yet.
But thanks for the last comment, that took the sting out of your criticism of my little round, plump friends.
Why don't you just grow them in one of those upside down baskets they sell on TV?
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#249245 - 06/14/07 12:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Monkey, if you're out there reading this, I don't blame you for not coming back.
We've got a pre-teen newbie yelling at everybody, slugs being salted and snails 'making love'.
We're a matter of minutes away from a discussion on the best Gospel songs to listen to while jacking off to Brian Pumper solo videos.
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#249246 - 06/14/07 01:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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We're a matter of minutes away from a discussion on the best Gospel songs to listen to while jacking off to Brian Pumper solo videos.
Jesus CHRIST, Conky...don't make me even begin to imagine that one.
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#249248 - 06/14/07 06:53 PM
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Monkey, if you're out there reading this, I don't blame you for not coming back.
We've got a pre-teen newbie yelling at everybody, slugs being salted and snails 'making love'.
We're a matter of minutes away from a discussion on the best Gospel songs to listen to while jacking off to Brian Pumper solo videos.
lmao - post of the day
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#249255 - 06/16/07 08:59 PM
Re: You know you want my tomatoes....
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That's the so-called "potato bug" - rather frightening beast. The potato beetles I "battled" were more like this:  .. but all brown.
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#249257 - 06/20/07 04:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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TubeTree is fishing for attention. Ignore him, please. 
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#249260 - 06/20/07 11:05 PM
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#249261 - 06/21/07 01:53 PM
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I looked in the mirror and only saw an attractive gentleman with a crew cut. You weren't there at all. 
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edit cause i misread pussy's post. 
It's not a reference to Conky 2000--although I've used the ava--it's taken from the best Canadian export since, um, ah, um..... shit, I dunno. Grizz can tell me. 
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