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#249165 - 06/04/07 11:33 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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your melons look nice, too. 
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#249166 - 06/04/07 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Your tomatoes don't look ripe but your melons look divine.
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#249169 - 06/04/07 11:41 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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Your tomatoes don't look ripe but your melons look divine.
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Yeah I already picked the ripe ones and ate them... Yum!
You ate your own melons??? Wow... 
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#249170 - 06/04/07 12:02 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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You look like a Mormon soccer mom. Very unporno and boring.
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#249176 - 06/04/07 01:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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They're ripe, firm, and juicy:
I'm having a flashback to 1968 (before I was born), Flower Power and The Summer of Tomato Love.
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#249179 - 06/04/07 02:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Enough with the euphamisms. Nice tits, Holly. 
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#249183 - 06/04/07 04:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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Holly, if you ever want to change your avatar, feel free to use this one:
You would make a pervert happy!
Done.. since it's my job (and my pleasure) to make perverts happy! 
Mission accomplished! My soul can go into the afterlife now...
You've made my day Miss Randall!
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#249185 - 06/04/07 07:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 82
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They're ripe, firm, and juicy:
I'm having a flashback to 1968 (before I was born), Flower Power and The Summer of Tomato Love.
"Summer of Love"? Go back one more year. It was 1967.
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who remembers 1967 because he was in high school at the time
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#249186 - 06/04/07 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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who remembers 1967 because he was in high school at the time
*crickets*
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#249188 - 06/05/07 02:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well timing is everything, I havent logged in for over a week for a number of reasons....primarily because i was in Toronto for most of last week totally blitzed attending a wedding (and a Bar Mitzvah...Jews sure know how to party in Canada) The last 2 days I was in my Connecticut home and I had all the little ones around me and they are about as internet savvy as I was when i was 27 so needless to say i dont visit any filthy websites while they are around.
Anyway, this thread is simply reaffirming what I have been ranting about for years, Holly is the most erotic woman in Porn. I cannot imagine the Marinara Sauce I would produce with her tomatoes :bananainnuendo:
...and Hello Holly, you look the perfect combination of Martha stewart, Loving Earth Mother, Intelligent Vegetable Authority, and closet slut (the good kind)...couldnt you get Luke to eat more veggies, it might help his ghostly white complexion?
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#249189 - 06/05/07 08:57 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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"Summer of Love"? Go back one more year. It was 1967.
That's true, the seeds were planted in 1967 but my tomatoes didn't ripen until 1968.
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#249191 - 06/05/07 09:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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That's true, the seeds were planted in 1967 but my tomatoes didn't ripen until 1968.
 You'll never cast any seed again nor let it grow inside of you because you're a eunuch.
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#249192 - 06/05/07 09:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I can't believe no one has said 'the last time a hottie like that was surrounded by vegetables was on a gokkun set.' I'm very disappointed in all of us.
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#249193 - 06/05/07 09:58 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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H2C, did you impregnate your sister again with your putrid seed?
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#249195 - 06/05/07 01:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I know tomatoes are fruit. I was trying to avoid the obvious male talent=fruit line.
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#249196 - 06/05/07 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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H2C, did you impregnate your sister again with your putrid seed?
Don't have a sister, so it must of been someone else. I understand you being confused, as hopped up on estrogen as you are.
Putrid seed? Like the kind you can be found sucking from discarded truck stop condoms? Or the kind that use to carry your freak show of a genetic code?
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#249197 - 06/05/07 02:10 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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I can't believe no one has said 'the last time a hottie like that was surrounded by vegetables was on a gokkun set.'
Tomato is technically a "fruit" - no matter what the Supreme Court says!
Source - Tomato a "vegetable" for tax purposes
Although tomatos are fruits, as are any other produce containing seeds - including cucumbers, peppers, peas, etc - the term "vegetable" has a much broader connotation and can describe any and all edible portions of a plant, including leaves, roots, stems, and fruits. So strictly speaking, it isn't inaccurate to call tomatos vegetables, but it would be rather like referring to an airplane as a "vehicle" ( ie. all fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits ).
And before anyone says anything... it's my second day off, and I was a little bored, so shut the fuck up. Thank you and good day.
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#249198 - 06/05/07 03:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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"Technically, Sir, tomatoes are Fags."
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#249200 - 06/05/07 04:21 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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#249201 - 06/05/07 06:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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Holly, thanks for clipping that pic and removing me masterbating outside the fence. I apologize if I got jizz on the tomatoes, but you got me all kinds of excited!
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#249204 - 06/06/07 03:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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"Technically, Sir, tomatoes are Fags."
Which would make them cigarettes?
I've been told that putting cigarette butts in the soil really helps tomato plants grow, but this could just be an urban myth...maybe I need to Garden Web it?
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#249210 - 06/10/07 03:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Yes she would be very pretty with someone elses face.
I know you're desperately trying to hurt my feelings, but for some reason I find your insults quite funny. Honestly, this one made me laugh out loud... good one! 
Holly, you are totally NOT Impressed by someone (even a supposedly physically "challenged" person) beating the shit out of someone else all in the chivalric tradition of defending a innocent maiden's honor? I mean what would it solve right? Besides, your honor is only at stake when the threat is credible, and calling you ugly is like declaring the Golden Gate Bridge a commonplace architectural achievement with no inherent beauty; a false and frivolous claim. Ergo, this insult deserves no response/reaction on anyone's part, save what we have typed thus far.
Of course, I have neglected to mention the existence of a Holly Randall Fan Club Within the Secret Black Panther Section of the Bay Area Militant Brothers Wing (responsible for the 1992 bombings of 3 dairy Queens in Oakland and Berkeley that wouldnt serve Hot Blond chicks that happened to look like, um, Holly Randall (after the fact since Holly was not yet Famous in 1992.) It turns out these blond chicks were accompanied by Large Handsome Black men. The stores in question didnt even have Chocolate/Vanilla Swirl on the menu! DQ is still looking into the matter but the Black Panther Holly Randall Fan Club is NOT, having done what it deemed necessary already. Suffice it to say Darth needs to be afraid for the next 2 weeks....but it has NOTHING to do with any outdated notions of chivlary on MY PART Holly...personally I think it is good for you to get a reality check on these issues of just how beautiful YOU REALLY ARE....
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#249211 - 06/10/07 03:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Yes she would be very pretty with someone elses face.
I know you're desperately trying to hurt my feelings, but for some reason I find your insults quite funny. Honestly, this one made me laugh out loud... good one!
Holly, you are totally NOT Impressed by someone (even a supposedly physically "challenged" person) beating the shit out of someone else all in the chivalric tradition of defending a innocent maiden's honor? I mean what would it solve right? Besides, your honor is only at stake when the threat is credible, and calling you ugly is like declaring the Golden Gate Bridge a commonplace architectural achievement with no inherent beauty; a false and frivolous claim. Ergo, this insult deserves no response/reaction on anyone's part, save what we have typed thus far.
Of course, I have neglected to mention the existence of a Holly Randall Fan Club Within the Secret Black Panther Section of the Bay Area Militant Brothers Wing (responsible for the 1992 bombings of 3 dairy Queens in Oakland and Berkeley that wouldnt serve Hot Blond chicks that happened to look like, um, Holly Randall (after the fact since Holly was not yet Famous in 1992.) It turns out these blond chicks were accompanied by Large Handsome Black men. The stores in question didnt even have Chocolate/Vanilla Swirl on the menu! DQ is still looking into the matter but the Black Panther Holly Randall Fan Club is NOT, having done what it deemed necessary already. Suffice it to say Darth needs to be afraid for the next 2 weeks....but it has NOTHING to do with any outdated notions of chivlary on MY PART Holly...personally I think it is good for you to get a reality check on these issues of just how beautiful YOU REALLY ARE....
I couldn't read all of this without getting dizzy and fighting the urge to black out but I hope the ending goes something to the effect of "and so Darth was thrown off the Golden Gate Bridge and they lived happily ever after".
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#249213 - 06/10/07 09:56 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I said before that she looks like a soccer mom. It is possible she can put on a lot of makeup and look like a good whore or a "ho", but she comes across as a "pro".
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#249214 - 06/10/07 11:46 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/08/06
Posts: 21
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she comes across as a "pro".
That's because she is a pro, you mincing queen. Assuming that the purulent trail of your desperation-saturated posts is at all indicative of your own talent, I have no doubt that you would cheerfully dig out your own lower intestine with a fork if you thought it would give you a chance at having even a fraction of Holly's talent and professionalism.
In spite of (perhaps because of) the soccer mom look, Holly is infinitely sexier than the porn whores she snaps.
She is admired and respected; you are typing with your shriveldick in one greasy fist and a bag of cheetos in the other, sniping at her from a persona named "Darth." You should have used green text for your post; it would have been perfectly in keeping with the fact that you are jealous of Holly in direct proportion to your own irrelevance.
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edit cause i misread pussy's post. 
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